History Funny / JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack

3rd May '17 4:45:57 PM NWolfman
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* ''[[OminousLatinChanting JUSTICE! IS DEEEAAAD!!]]''
** ''ORRRRR SOOOOO JAAAAYYYYY THIIIIIIIINKS.''

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* The movie's score decides to bring us up to speed when Justice (supposedly) dies in a van explosion.
-->
''[[OminousLatinChanting JUSTICE! IS DEEEAAAD!!]]''
** ''ORRRRR
DEEEAAAD!! ORRRRR SOOOOO JAAAAYYYYY THIIIIIIIINKS.THIIIIIIIINKS]].''
21st Apr '17 4:13:11 PM Golondrina
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* {{Mark Hamill}}'s cameo. '''HEY KIDS! IT'S MARK HAMILL!'''(Applause)

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* {{Mark Hamill}}'s Creator/MarkHamill's cameo. '''HEY KIDS! IT'S MARK HAMILL!'''(Applause)
31st Mar '17 10:04:37 PM SlackerSpice
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* In the commentary, Smith notes that a better husband would have given Jennifer Schwalbach Smith more to do (as she completely misses the girls' big scene).

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* In the commentary, Smith notes that a better husband would have given Jennifer Schwalbach Smith more to do (as she completely misses the girls' big scene).scene).
* The angel and devil(s) scene in the van.
16th Mar '17 5:01:32 PM NWolfman
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* "THE ''SIGN''! ON THE BACK OF THE ''CAR''! SAID ''CRITTERS''! ''OF HOLLYWOOD''! '''YOU DUMB ''FUCK!!'''''"

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* "THE ''SIGN''! ON THE BACK OF THE ''CAR''! SAID ''CRITTERS''! ''OF HOLLYWOOD''! '''YOU DUMB ''FUCK!!'''''"''FUCK!!'''''" Doubly funny in that's probably the ''only'' time we're ever going to hear Kevin Smith raise his voice that much.
15th Oct '16 1:56:31 PM nomuru2d
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-->'''Randall:''' "See, man? If you were that funny, [[WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries ABC never would've]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork cancelled us.]]"

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-->'''Randall:''' "See, man? If you were that funny, funnier than that, [[WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries ABC never would've]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork cancelled us.]]"
15th Oct '16 1:54:40 PM nomuru2d
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-->'''Randall:''' "If you would have been this funny all the time, [[ClerksTheAnimatedSeries we wouldn't have been]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork cancelled by ABC...]]"

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-->'''Randall:''' "If "See, man? If you would have been this funny all the time, [[ClerksTheAnimatedSeries we wouldn't have been]] were that funny, [[WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries ABC never would've]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork cancelled by ABC...us.]]"
14th Aug '16 5:10:21 PM TheGrandestDad
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* {{Mark Hamill}}'s cameo. (Applause)

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* {{Mark Hamill}}'s cameo. (Applause)'''HEY KIDS! IT'S MARK HAMILL!'''(Applause)
7th Aug '16 9:26:19 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* The infamous "computer at Mooby's" scene.
-->'''Jay''':[noticing a public computer shortly after stepping into Mooby's] Ooh, check that shit out, man - the Internet. Let's see if those fucks wrote down something new about us and that stupid-ass flick.
-->''Jay and Silent Bob make their way over to the computer and pull up "The Shooting Range", a film-related message board.''
-->'''Jay''':[reading a post] "Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls, because they both, in fact, lick balls". Mother fucker! It's time we wrote somethin' back! Type this shit down!
-->''Silent Bob prepares to type what Jay dictates to him.''
-->'''Jay''': ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax FUCKS who is makin' the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat... and then all you mother''fucks'' are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
24th Dec '15 7:53:55 AM AFP
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-->'''Hamill''': Don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] with the [[IAmSpock Jedi]] [[Film/StarWars Master]], son!

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-->'''Hamill''': Don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] with the [[IAmSpock [[IAmNotSpock Jedi]] [[Film/StarWars Master]], son!
24th Dec '15 7:52:50 AM AFP
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-->'''Hamill''': Don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] with the [[IAmSpock Jedi]] [[Film/StarWars Master]], son!
** Not to mention Hamill's complaint later in the scene about Jay's PreAssKickingOneLiner not being in the script. Mainly because it implies everything leading up to that point ''was'' in the script.
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