Awesome / Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

• Jay and Silent Bob using their money to track down and beat the shit out of everyone who bad talked them online.
  "How many people wanna kick some ass?"
• Jay and Silent Bob get to have a lightsaber duel with Mark Hamill. That is all.
  • Silent Bob finally succeeds in using the Force! Both Chaka and Mark Hamill are astonished.
  • For sheer meta-awesomeness, Mark Hamill's Badass Boast.
    "Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son!"
  • Then a wall in the lair spins to reveal Jay tagging in with a dual-bladed bongsaber that prompts an Oh, Crap! face from Hamill. Cue "Darth Balls" moping the floor with him.
• Three words: "It's hunting season."
• Silent Bob's extremely erudite reason as to why Banky owes them compensation for the movie. Made funnier because almost anybody who understands licensing would agree with Silent Bob's assessment.
  Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do. But Miramax...you know, Miramax Films...paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!
  Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? For likeness rights? And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
  Jay: ...Yeah!