Funny: Igor

  • Scamper's Deadpan Snarker lines; Steve Buscemi was clearly enjoying himself!:
    • "I'm sorry, I thought we were listing all your failures."
    • "..., Brian." "My name's not Brian!" "Then you must have his jar!"
    • "She must be collecting a club of flowers to beat us with."
    • "What, like this is the first time I've gnawed my own feet off?"
    • "When I finally decided I wanna live."
    • "What's next; piggybacks?"
  • Brain in general; Helps that he's voiced by Sean Hayes
    • "Bring me back a toy!"
    • The bit with the ribbon.
    • After being called an imbecile: "Oh, parle Italian? Taco grande to me too."
    • "I wanna live forever. I got plans! I got dreams! I got...a squeaky wheel."
    • "Is french fries an idea?"
    • When Brain is using a watch to hypnotize Igor, when it fails he instead, whacks Igor on the head with the watch.
    Igor: Are you actually trying to hypnotize me, Brain?
    Brain: Yeeeess...But if it's not workin', then how 'bout THIS?! [*WHACK!*]
    Igor: OWW!!!
  • The off-hand way Doctor Schnaudenfreude talks to his Igor.
    S's Igor: Master! I looked inside Dr. Glickenstein's castle and didn't see anyone. But that's not all...
    Schnaudenfreude: Yes it is, because your voice is annoying.
    • The best part is that he stops somebody doing pointless exposition in the funniest way. And really, that was all Schnaudenfreude needed to know.
  • "Get me a tub of eyeliner, a pound of lipstick and, if all else fails, the severed head of a super-model!"
  • Scamper's multiple suicide attempts.
  • The Getting Crap Past the Radar one-sided conversation Brain has with the fly-man.
  • The part right before the orphans go on stage. One little girl has her dress on backwards. Scamper: "What are you, blind?!"
  • Scamper's introduction: "Good evening, frieeeeeends!"
  • This gem:
    Igor: Pull the switch!
    (Nothing happens. He looks over at Scamper, standing by the switch)
    Scamper: Do *not* yell at me.
    Igor: Oh, I-I'm sorry. I just... pull the switch? (No response) Please pull the switch.
    Scamper: That's better.\