Funny / H'el on Earth

  • Superman #14:
  • In Superman #15:
    • Superboy is so impressed by Superman's actions, he offers to call up his friends, the Teen Titans to help take on H'el. Superman declines and questions Superboy about his friends.
      Superman: So you're telling me you hang out with a bunch of unsupervised superhumans?
      Superboy: Um, well... when you put it that way...
      Superman: What other way is there to put it? When this is all over, you and I are going to have a long talk about these "Teen Titans".
    • Superman then proceeds to call in the Justice League instead, a.k.a. the bunch of unsupervised superhumans he hangs out with.
  • Superboy calling Flash "Man Flash". (Because he hangs out with a Kid Flash, get it?)
  • In Superboy Annual #1:
    • Superman and Superboy are sucked into a pocket dimension. Superboy senses the place is alive and communicates with it. The dimension turns out to be feminine, so Superboy has to sweet-talk to get it to help them; calling the dimension affectionate names like "sweetheart", "baby", and "girl".
    • Superboy also calls Superman out on constantly lecturing him during situations. Superman claims he doesn't, but it's obvious he in denial.
      Superman: I don't lecture... do I?