Funny / For the Man Who Has Everything

  • In the televised version.
    Wonder Woman: Bruce, you didn't give him a gift certificate...
    Batman: (indignant) No... Cash.
  • A Gallows Humor moment in the original, Batman genetically engineered a new flower, a rose he called The Krypton, stating he's sure no one else would give Superman the same gift. When Jason sees Superman trapped by the flower-like Black Mercy, he asks Bats if he kept the receipt.
  • In the original:
    Wonder Woman: Let's get inside before you two freeze.
    Robin (pointing out her outfit): Before us two freeze? Dressed like that?
    Batman: Think clean thoughts, chum.
  • Superman quickly puts away his Kandor in the span of less than a second to make sure he doesn't hurt Wonder Woman's feelings, since she gave him a replica of Kandor.
  • When Jason Todd / Wonder Woman returns the Black Mercy to Mongul, the former in the comic, the latter in the animated version.
    Jason / Wonder Woman: I believe this is yours...
    • Also counts as a CMoA.
  • Jason going to all the trouble to drag the Black Mercy up to where Superman and Mongul are fighting, only for them to take the fight back to the lower floor right before he gets there.
  • Batman's first encounter with Mongul in the televised version.
    Mongul: I suppose Superman told you all about our previous encounter.
    Batman: You mean how he humiliated you?
    Mongul: A, jaundiced account.