Funny / G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Zartan as the president doing a Take That at North Korea:
"The U.S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 15, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure." *The North Korean general shrugs in a "What did I do?" manner*
Joe Coulton: You alright?
Lady Jaye: Yeah. You alright?
In the third trailer:
Duke: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing while Angry Birds trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.
Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.
The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing and Duke Call of Duty failing miserably.
Roadblock: Are you spinning?
Duke: Well, you got to cover 360...
Roadblock: You're spinning.
Also the shooting contest between the two involving a candlelit cupcake. Duke botches his, Roadblock goes big and eviscerates the pole.
When Zartan mockingly asks Firefly if he still has all his fingers, Firefly wiggles them, ending with flipping Zartan off.
Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.
Joe Colton's massive arsenal. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: 1776.