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* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]

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* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' while [[spoiler:trying trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]



* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: [[spoiler: 1776]].

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* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: [[spoiler: 1776]].1776.
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** Also the shooting contest between the two involving a candlelit cupcake. Duke botches his, Roadblock goes [[{{BFG}} big]] and eviscerates the pole.

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** Also the shooting contest between the two involving a candlelit cupcake. Duke botches his, Roadblock goes [[{{BFG}} big]] and eviscerates the pole.pole with a handheld Browning M2 .50 cal machine gun.
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-->'''Roadblock''': ''[Gun pointed to Snake's head]'' I think I'm faster than you Snake Eyes \\

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-->'''Roadblock''': ''[Gun pointed to Snake's head]'' I think I'm faster than you you, Snake Eyes Eyes. \\



'''Roadblock''': Damn ninjas

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'''Roadblock''': Damn ninjasninjas.

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* In the scene featuring nuke launches, the text on the French launch console suffers from a hilarious case of BlindIdiotTranslation.
-->POWER (as in, ''"strength"'')\\
ARM (as in, ''the body part'')\\
ABORT (as in ''"[[BlackHumor end pregnancy]]"'')\\
MISSILE LIVE (as in ''"the missile is a life form"'')
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** In the rec center, Snake Eyes, Jinx and Storm Shadow get into a [[MexicanStandoff]] with Block, Jaye and Flint.

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** In the rec center, Snake Eyes, Jinx and Storm Shadow get into a [[MexicanStandoff]] MexicanStandoff with Block, Jaye and Flint.

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--> '''Joe Coulton''': You alright?
--> '''Lady Jaye''': Yeah. You alright?
--> '''[[RetiredBadass Joe Coulton]]''': My cholesterol's a little high.

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--> '''Joe Coulton''': You alright?
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alright? \\
'''Lady Jaye''': Yeah. You alright?
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alright? \\
'''[[RetiredBadass Joe Coulton]]''': My cholesterol's a little high.



--> '''Duke''': Drive it like you stole it!
--> '''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

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--> '''Duke''': Drive it like you stole it!
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it! \\
'''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.



-->'''Roadblock''': Are you spinning?
-->'''Duke''': Well, you got to cover 360...
-->'''Roadblock''': You're ''spinning''.

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-->'''Roadblock''': Are you spinning?
-->'''Duke''':
spinning? \\
'''Duke''':
Well, you got to cover 360...
-->'''Roadblock''':
360... \\
'''Roadblock''':
You're ''spinning''.


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** In the rec center, Snake Eyes, Jinx and Storm Shadow get into a [[MexicanStandoff]] with Block, Jaye and Flint.
-->'''Roadblock''': ''[Gun pointed to Snake's head]'' I think I'm faster than you Snake Eyes \\
''[Snake Eyes looks down - he has his gun pointed at Block's crotch]'' \\
'''Roadblock''': Damn ninjas
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* When Zartan mockingly asks [[MadBomber Firefly]] if he still has all his fingers, Firefly wiggles them, ending with flipping Zartan off.
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** Followed by an utterly unamused eye roll from Jaye, which is amusing in itself.
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* Zartan asks Firefly if he still has all ten fingers. The latter waves his fingers before [[FlippingTheBird flipping up the two middle ones with a blank look on his face.]]
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* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' and Duke failing miserably.

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* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' and Duke [[IDontKnowMortalKombat failing miserably.miserably]].
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* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing AngryBirds while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]

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* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing AngryBirds ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]



* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: [[spoiler: 1776]].

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* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: [[spoiler: 1776]].1776]].

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* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''CallOfDuty'' and Duke failing miserably.

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* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''CallOfDuty'' ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' and Duke failing miserably.
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* Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.

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* Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.reporter.
* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: [[spoiler: 1776]].
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--> "The U.S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 15, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure." *The North Korean general shrugs in a "What did I do? manner"*

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--> "The U.S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 15, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure." *The North Korean general shrugs in a "What did I do? manner"*do?" manner*
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--> "You're looking at a weapon that can destroy each of your countries 14 times over. 15 in the case of North Korea." *The North Korean general shrugs*

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--> "You're looking at a weapon that can destroy "The U.S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 15 15, in the case of North Korea.Korea, just to be sure." *The North Korean general shrugs*shrugs in a "What did I do? manner"*
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** Also the shooting contest between the two.

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** Also the shooting contest between the two.two involving a candlelit cupcake. Duke botches his, Roadblock goes [[{{BFG}} big]] and eviscerates the pole.
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-->'''Duke''': Well, you need 360 degree cover...

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-->'''Duke''': Well, you need 360 degree cover...got to cover 360...
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* When Zartan mockingly asks [[MadBomber Firefly]] if he still has all his fingers, Firefly wiggles them, ending with flipping Zartan off.

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* When Zartan mockingly asks [[MadBomber Firefly]] if he still has all his fingers, Firefly wiggles them, ending with flipping Zartan off.off.
* Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.
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** Also the shooting contest between the two.

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-->'''Roadblock''': Are you spinning?
-->'''Duke''': Well, you need 360 degree cover...
-->'''Roadblock''': You're ''spinning''.
** Also the shooting contest between the two.two.
* When Zartan mockingly asks [[MadBomber Firefly]] if he still has all his fingers, Firefly wiggles them, ending with flipping Zartan off.
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--> '''Joe Coulton''': My cholesterol's a little high.

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--> '''Joe Coulton''': '''[[RetiredBadass Joe Coulton]]''': My cholesterol's a little high.
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* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. [[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]

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* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. [[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]]]
* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''CallOfDuty'' and Duke failing miserably.
** Also the shooting contest between the two.
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* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes.[[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]

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* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. [[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]
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* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing AngryBirds while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]

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* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing AngryBirds while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]
* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes.[[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.
]]
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--> '''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

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--> '''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.catchphrase.
* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing AngryBirds while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]
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* Zartan as the president doing a TakeThat at North Korea:
--> "You're looking at a weapon that can destroy each of your countries 14 times over. 15 in the case of North Korea." *The North Korean general shrugs*
*This scene:
--> '''Joe Coulton''': You alright?
--> '''Lady Jaye''': Yeah. You alright?
--> '''Joe Coulton''': My cholesterol's a little high.
* In the third trailer:
--> '''Duke''': Drive it like you stole it!
--> '''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

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