- When Lancer got hit by a rock thrown by Misaya, and has to excuse himself for a sec.
Lancer: *irritated, head bleeding* Sorry, can you two wait for a while? I'm gonna go take a piss...!
Saber: Your desire to urinate comes before stopping the blood?!
Ayaka: Should I let you use our toilet?!
Lancer: No, I feel like I'm bursting at the seams right now!
- The second time Misaya threw a rock at Lancer, which falls in a meteor style
Ayaka: MORE FALLING ROCK?!
- Lancer tried to think of a better way to express Misaya better to Ayaka and Saber, so he tried to think of a better example to compare. As Misaya threatened him of using such example such as a Devil or an Alien, this is the only best example that Lancer could think of:
Lancer: What do you guys think about Natto?
- Misaya is not amused about this, so she gave up and dragged Lancer away.
Ayaka: ...What was that all about?
Saber: It sounded like he wanted to sell us Natto.