Funny / Fate/Prototype

• Nearly everything in the Special Drama CD.
  • When Lancer discovered a message card, Archer tried to decipher it. His conclusion:
    Archer: In other words, something horrible happening to the Class Beast’s ass that caused his smile to disa-
    Ayaka: Street-fighting practical PUNCH! *punch*
    Archer: Buuuaaagh-ka!
• The Scene when Ayaka's team meet Kiritsugu's team in Team Prototype's Hanafuda Minigame scenario from the 2012 re-release of Fate/stay night, especially when two Sabers met, complete with Ayaka panicking and questioning how did he turned into a girl or if Kiritsugu's Saber is Proto-Saber's little sister.
  • In the fact the whole premise of the scenario in general. Ayaka receives an invitation to win a trip to a wish granting hot springs resort by winning in a fight against several other teams. While initially hesitant, Archer is able to convince her to do so. Saber is against it, but after Archer convinces of how it's a good way to spend time with Ayaka, he's rather quick to agree. Lancer goes along to chaperone.
  • When facing and winning against Team Tokiomi, Archer has this to say about his FSN counterpart.
    Archer: You fools! You mediocre Heroic Spirits shouldn’t stand before me! Especially you, that golden one over there. Wearing a full body golden armour, there are limits to how inelegant you can be! In that case, I shall take it.
  • After defeating the rest of the teams, Ayaka and her knights finally encounter Manaka who's revealed to be the host of the tournament. Upon seeing her, both Lancer and Archer are quick to leave Saber alone.
    Lancer: Well, we’re off then. Hang in there, ladykiller.
    • Ayaka wonders what exactly the type of relationship Saber and her sister had with each other.
      Ayaka: Huh, this is the first time I’ve heard about this, Saber. So something happened between you and my Big Sister. In front of the Greater Grail, too?
      Saber: T-this is a misunderstanding! What happened was that I impaled (with the Holy Sword) a mad Manaka from behind with a thud!
      Ayaka: From behind… with a thud… for real!?
    • Manaka describes what she'll do to Saber which involves tentacles and the like. Saber's response?
      Saber:That's no good, Manaka. It's true that I betrayed you twice. The first time when I backstabbed you. The second time when I made a contract with Ayaka. So, I'm prepared to have you seek revenge.
      Ayaka: Saber...
      Saber: But, now let's remember words of love that are more heroine-like. A girl your age shouldn't say things like "receive my tentacles".
      Lancer & Ayaka: Urk…!
    • The best part would have to be after the team win against Manaka and finally arrive at the hot springs. To Ayaka's horror however, it turns out to be mixed bath. Saber and Lancer become rather enthusiastic and try to convince her to go along but Ayaka's having none of it. Her solution? Use her wish to create a wall that separates the men from the women. Saber and Lancer are not amused. Their solution? Blow the wall up with their Noble Phantasms, and best part is that the idea comes from Saber. Archer, of all people, steps in to stop them, lecturing Saber and Lancer about proper manners within the hot spring all the while wearing a one-piece swimsuit.
• Comics from Fate/Prototype Tribute Phantasm
  • Gentle? Ayaka-san
    • When Saber woke up that morning, he found himself encircled by pigeons◊
    • When Saber's at his breaking point
      Saber: *meets a Gorilla* You are the prototype of Iskander who I met before!!
    • Ayaka, Heroic Spirit Trimmer.◊
  • Headhunter Misaya
    • When Lancer got hit by a rock thrown by Misaya, and has to excuse himself for a sec.
      Lancer: *irritated, head bleeding* Sorry, can you two wait for a while? I'm gonna go take a piss...!
      Saber: Your desire to urinate comes before stopping the blood?!
      Ayaka: Should I let you use our toilet?!
      Lancer: No, I feel like I'm bursting at the seams right now!
    • The second time Misaya threw a rock at Lancer, which falls in a meteor style
      Ayaka: MORE FALLING ROCK?!
    • Lancer tried to think of a better way to express Misaya better to Ayaka and Saber, so he tried to think of a better example to compare. As Misaya threatened him of using such example such as a Devil or an Alien, this is the only best example that Lancer could think of:
      Lancer: What do you guys think about Natto?
    • Misaya is not amused about this, so she gave up and dragged Lancer away.
      Ayaka: ...What was that all about?
      Saber: It sounded like he wanted to sell us Natto.