From the breakfast food episode: "We 'bout to get drunk off pancakes!"
From Fast Food Meatloaf: "Epic Meal Time with a whole bunch of ground meat and a good idea. We got all these burgers, all this liquor, and a sexy bitch! This is the fast food meatloaf, you big dummy!"
The little grin on LIGHTS' face when he calls her a sexy bitch.
84 Egg Sandwich opens with Harley ordering ninety Egg McMuffins from a drive-thru window. The girl doesn't believe him ("Are you playing a joke?"), despite his insistence, until...
Girl: Epic Meal Time? (bursts into giggles)
Harley: Yes. Epic Meal Time.
A similar event happens in Masta Pasta, Harley tries to order pizza dough, but they won't let him. He eventually persuades them to deliver it. Their receipt has "Epic Meal Time?" written on it.
Harly, Musclesglasses, AND FPSRussia Tenderising meat, bitch!.
Harley: I'm tenderizing meat, bitch! Look at me do it! Look at me (caw!)ing do it! (hits a chunk of meat with a tenderizer) [Enter Muscles Glasses] Muscles Glasses: (punches the meat repeatedly) [Enter FPS Russia, shooing Muscles Glasses away] FPS Russia: (pistol whips the meat with a Desert Eagle a bunch of times) Is tender!
When it comes time to eat on the Smosh collab Super Pastry Cake, they start with Cousin Dave sitting alone at the cake, eating ice cream Dibs off the top with a knife and fork. One at a time. Muscles Glasses eventually moves him off to the side, and the rest go to work on it.
From the sushi episode: "Epic Meal Time, online cooking is about to take SUSHI and give it a FAST FOOD BUKKAKE!"
"Sushi! Fast food! Sex!"
From Candy Pizza: "Next time, we eat sound effects." Cue Prince Atari making gun and explosion sound effects, then having a silly smile on his face while the rest of the guys maintain their serious disposition.
"Gay Bacon Strips"
The Candy episodes tend to mention dentists frequently. From Candy BBQ:
Harley: Call up your dentist! Tell him he's a little bitch!
Then there's everyone except for Muscle's Glasses and Harley dressing up as Muscles Glasses. Harley's response to Tyler being dressed up as Muscles Glasses is hilarious.
Harley on stuffing a turkey.
"I ain't no turkey-ass doctor! I'm a turkey ass doctor.
The St. Patrick's Day episode...where they all got drunk before filming.
And then came the drunken rant interlude:
Harley: Weeeeee gottoodrunk...on St. Patrick's Day; St. Patrick's Day, the Bob Backlund of holidays. We don't know what we're doing. I bleed green (it's a medical condition, doctors tell me I need a transfusion, I'm not a (caw!)ing doctor). If you say we don't know what we're doing in the kitchen...you'd be right. You'd be right if you said that. We're just friends, having fun and doing what we do best, being friendly with one another. (toasts the camera)(caw!) you.
(Muscles Glasses drinks Incredible Hulk straight from a large jar) Muscles Glasses: (roars at the camera) Cousin Dave: That's— Muscles Glasses: (roars at Cousin Dave) (Cousin Dave has an Incredible Hulk martini) Cousin Dave: (much less manly roar)
"Happy Meal Time", an official Epic Meal Time episode with the kids from Kids React using Happy Meals and bacon to make epic food. All the kids were expys of the real characters, right down to the boy playing Muscles Glasses. Instead of alcohol, they drank and mixed up Kool-Aid Jammers.
The Harley expy kept getting censored as if he was repeatedly using the F-word. The Stinger revealed he was really saying "fart", and none of the kids used curse words during filming.
"Next time we eat Ducktales, all three of the little (caw!)ers, and Scrooge too. We're gonna stuff 'em in each other's asses, that's (caw!)ed up. So tune in next week when we stuff all these, uh... all your favourite ducks in each other's butts."
Meat Cereal, with its large amount of sound & special effects.