When you do something ridiculously overpowered, nearby people will say the strangest things.
Cell Soldier: [flying into the distance after the Agent does a Ground Pound attack] I'll be baaaaaack...
Chad Stroker flubbing his sign off at the end of one audio log.
Chad: Chad Signer strokin' off!
The Freak Watcher trying to make friends with a freak. It doesn't end well.
In 1, there is a group of 3 Peacekeepers hanging around the Agency Tower. If the player stands near them long enough they will engage in random conversations with randomly picked answers that often make no sense. EX.