Funny / Chronicles of Darkness
aka: New World Of Darkness

Moments of funny from Chronicles of Darkness.

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  • The first edition corebook gives us this gem when describing the setting:
    "Superficially, most people in this fictional world live the same lives we do. They eat the same food, wear the same clothes, and waste time watching the same stupid TV shows."
  • Two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."
    "There's a tree in my basement."
    "So?"
    "It gives me magic powers."
    "Yer nuts. Gimme another beer."
  • For all the horrifying things given in the God-Machine Chronicles, some of the sample Angels provided here have downright hilarious weaknesses. Highlight include:
    • An angel disguised as a cop who is vulnerable to donuts (as in, they cause him Aggravated damages when he touches them);
    • One disguised as a servant in a diner who cannot refuse a request for a cup of coffee;
    • One who has to subtly reveal his true nature when spoken in spanish... which wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact his human form looks hispanic, has a spanish accent and doesn't speak spanish, not to mention the God-Machine's main enemies are all natural Omniglots.
    • Then you have the Lady in Red, an Angel whose task is to ensure two specific people will end up forming a couple, even if she has to ruin their already existing relationships in order to succeed. In other word, her entire role consists in re-enacting your typical Fan-Preferred Couple fanfic plot.

Alternative Title(s): New World Of Darkness

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