Funny / Chosen One's Adventure with Legendaries

A casual conversation about Regirock's hobby with Ash Mesprit, Latias and Giratina.

Ash Ketchum, a trainer who travels around the world with his Pokémon, companions, and a phone that has access to a chat where Legendaries discuss things where no one would expect them to do, Hilarity Ensues.

Chapter 1 (Prologue) to Chapter 30 (Tower of Terror)

• Chapter 1:
  • Lugia's reaction, to being told by Arceus that Ash is starting his journey soon, is to immediately flee the memo.
  • As Arceus sets down the ground rules of not interfering with Ash's journey, he says this...
  [ADMIN] theOne: I’d like to remind everybody not to interfere unless it’s a dire emergency.
  [ADMIN] theOne: No, Hoopa, ‘being bored’ doesn’t count as being a dire emergency.
  oddityOdyssey: aww
  • Then Zapdos says this funny Wham Line...
  thunderbirbTwo: hey uh quick question
  [ADMIN] theOne: What is it, Zapdos?
  thunderbirbTwo: does talking to him count as direct contact
  [ADMIN] theOne: …
  thunderbirbTwo: only he’s been in the kanto memo for a couple of months
  thunderbirbTwo: he’s in there talking to art rn
  •   Ash knowing Arceus's username straight away as Mew gave him a cribsheet.
  • The answer Arceus is given after asking if Lugia also knew that Ash was in the chat as well.
  [ADMIN] theOne: …Articuno, does Lugia know about this?
  offensiveGlaceon: Why would we tell Lugia about it
  • Arceus knowing that Mew was still in the [Kanto General] memo and Mew's reaction.
  [MOD] decibelDrama: aww how’d you know i was here?
  thunderbirbTwo: tbf you didn’t go afk
  [MOD] decibelDrama: shit.
  • When Arceus mutters that he has to draft a new set of rules now, Mew says this...
  [MOD] decibelDrama: already drafted em they’re on your desk.
  [ADMIN] theOne: …what desk?
• Chapter 2:
  • Some of Mew's commentary on each Legendary in Mew's Cribsheet are worth a chuckle.
• Chapter 3:
  • Latias already being banned from the memo could be counted as funny as well.
  • Mew's thoughts on Ash getting a misbehaving Pikachu
  [MOD] DD: he arrived at the lab looooong after the other new trainers and whoops.
  [MOD] DD: he gets a misbehaving pikachonk.
  • The Legendaries mentioned that it takes weeks of training to wield aura and Ash just does it by accident.
  • Dialga being helpless to stop Mew, as he's from the future, as she get Hoopa's help to set up a ring for the Legendaries to watch Ash.
  OG: We should get Hoopa to set us up with a ring to watch through
  [ADMIN] DW: Absolutely not.
  [MOD] DD: oh yeah!
  [MOD] DD: that’s a great idea!
  [ADMIN] DW: No it isn’t!
  [MOD] DD: you’re from the future your argument is invalid.
  [MOD] DD: and skadoosh!
  oddityOdyssey [OO] joined [Gotta Ketchum All].
  OO: allez-hooparing!
  [ADMIN] DW: Damn it, Mew.
  oddityOdyssey [OO] began streaming!
  • Suicune losing track of Ash, probably due to the chaos that's happening above, is worth a chuckle too.
  • Suicune realization and reaction of an upcoming storm appearing in the area...
  CS: I wasn’t aware that it was going to storm here today…
  CS: Wait.
  CS: Is that
  CS: @CHASINGMENDACITY ZEKROM!!!!!!
  • Zekrom's attempt to deny any accusations afterwards...
  chasingMendacity [CM] joined [Gotta Ketchum All].
  CM: SOMEONE CALLED
  CM: WHATEVER IT IS I DIDN’T DO IT
  CS: I know it was you!
  CM: PROVE IT
  CM: I’M NOWHERE NEAEORIJAWE[’O
  [MOD] TM: Got him.
  • Mew complaining about what Zekrom did... because she wanted to do it first.
  • Dialga saying that Zekrom's grounded causes him to immediately leave the memo.
  • Ash's reaction to spotting Ho-Oh and what he mentions afterwards...
  ultimateTrainer [UT] responded to [Gotta Ketchum All].
  UT: i see you up there @twicemulticolored!
  [MOD] TM: Crap.
  [ADMIN] DW: Oh well.
  UT: did you lose a feather?
  UT: this one looks like yours.
  [MOD] TM: Double crap.
  [MOD] TM: Mew if you could take that from him please and thank you.
  [MOD] DD: lol no!
  • Articuno's snark remark at the end of the chapter.
  [MOD] TM: Well…
  [MOD] TM: It seems like a bad idea but it’s fine for now.
  OG: I think that just describes Ash in general
• Chapter 17:
  • Mew proves to Moltres that any pokémon can learn any move by tricking him into learning rock throw. This renders Moltres speechless. And then he exploded.
• Chapter 24:
  • Rayquaza mentions a hilariously recent scuffle between Kyogre and Groudon.
  [MOD] SC: Suicune, I am 100% positive that Kyogre is not going to cause any problems.
  [MOD] SC: As of this moment she is very unconscious.
  [MOD] NM: Oh ?
  [MOD] NM: Dragon Ascent Again ?
  [MOD] SC: No, it seemed she attempted to anticipate me.
  [MOD] SC: As did Groudon.
  [MOD] SC: They therefore failed to anticipate each other at about thirty miles an hour.

Chapter 31 (Night Fright) to Chapter 58 (The Problem with Paras)

• Chapter 31:
  • A Drifloon tries to kidnap Ash. Darkrai is not amused.
  DARKRAI: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ***FUCK*** DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING.
  ASH: what?
  DARKRAI: NOT YOU, THAT.
  DARKRAI: THE DRIFLOON.
  ASH: i think he wanted to show me something?
  DARKRAI: ASH YOU DENSE IDIOT.
  DARKRAI: IT WANTED TO KIDNAP YOU.

The Rainbow Hero Arc Chapter 59 (Our Five Dreams) to Chapter 64 (Friends to the End)

• Chapter 64:
  • Raikou asks if he could also get [MOD] privileges but gets shot down immediately.

Chapter 66 (Attack of the Prehistoric Pokémon) to Chapter 98 - Minisode (Bored Games)

• Chapter 81:
  • Tapu Koko being able to imitate, word for word, text from the chat despite not being in the chat at the time.
  TAPU KOKO: [marshadow] kicked [meowth] from the memo
  TAPU BULU: …How are you pronouncing square brackets?

  • Hilariousin Hindsight because Tapu Koko arms are similar to brackets.
• Chapter 82:
  • Articuno and Zapdos talk about Ash's sense of direction.
  OG: I was just gonna go to the nest and wait for him to find me
  TT: who ash
  OG: Yeah
  TT: captain sense of direction
  OG: Yeah
  TT: flaw
  OG: Shut up
  OG: Anyway Lugia’s Captain Sense of Direction
  OG: Ash is like
  OG: Junior Captain Sense of Direction
  OG: Lieutenant Sense of Direction
• Chapter 89:
  • Latios's snarky remark about the Team Rocket Trio.
  NT: I think Team Rocket logic needs a whole new category alongside Ash logic…
• Chapter 90:
  • Jessie's Lickitung deciding to lick Weezing since he looks like a gobstopper and wondered if he tastes like a gobstopper only to end up sick in the process.
• Chapter 91:
  • Mew's thoughts on Ash taking care of Togepi.
  [MOD] DD: note to all: ash is never allowed to handle togepi ever again.
  [MOD] DD: even by accident.
  [MOD] DD: i am *not* a baby rescue service!
  • Pikachu traumatises Rhydon, by being able to electrocute him, to the point where Rhydon forfeited the match by running away.
  • Also, the Legendaries reaction to Ash telling Pikachu to aim for Rhydon's horn to electrocute him.
  [MOD] BB: *Really,* Ash?
  US: rofl
  US: go for the horn
  US: im clipping that
  • When Machamp is sent out after Rhydon's defeat, Rhydon tries to warn Machamp about Pikachu causing Machamp to not pay attention to the battle leading to it being zapped by Pikachu's thunderbolt, letting Ash win that match.

The Mewtwo Strikes Back Arc Chapter 99 - Movie 1, Act 1 (Mewtwo Strikes Back) to Chapter 105 - Movie 1, Act 7 (Mewtwo Strikes Back)

Chapter 107 - Minisode (A Chat About A Chat) to Chapter 136 - Episode 102, Part 1 (The Indigo Outcome)

• Chapter 126:
  • After Marshadow explains to Eevee how to properly dodge his opponent. This is what Eevee says...
  004_Eevee: So…
  004_Eevee: If I actually don’t know where I’m going…
  004_Eevee: Pretend I’m Ash?
• Chapter 133:
  • Marshadow asks Pikachu how he got through the confusion to shock his opponent. The answer:
  PIKACHU: I mean I just saw a blurry pink blob and pretended it was Mew.
  PIKACHU: It was surprisingly easy to aim after that.
  • Mew's reaction upon knowing that is worth a chuckle as well.

Adrift With Legendaries Chapter 1 (Prologue) to Chapter 32 (Pikasode 3: Pikachu's Rescue Adventure)

• Chapter 1:
  • Ho-oh relates a tale of the misadventures of the Beasts. He had just resurrected them and looked away for five seconds.
  TM: By the time I looked back, Raikou had fallen through the floor, Entei had set fire to the ceiling, and Suicune was panicking over being unable to decide which of them to help first.

  • Becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when the next actual chapter, Kangaskhan looks away for five seconds only to turn back and see Junior getting into mischievous revenge against Elaine's Arbok.
• Chapter 3:
  • As it turns out, Ash is not the only one that confuses people. Chase, entertaining himself at the Post-League party, leaves multiple onlooking Pokémon confused with his skill at throwing curveballs to the flying Pokémon.
  • Mimey punishes Wartortle for getting too into his plans and ideas, by covering the water type with glitter glue and 'kick me' post-it notes.
• Chapter 4:
  • Ash, cheerfully oblivious, wins a trip to the Orange Islands and does not suspect it to be a trap.
  • When the airship inevitably goes out of control, Mew saves the day. Only the Pokémon notice that she only barely knows what she's doing and is completely wrong on how a pilot talks.
  • A gag from the first season returns.
  TW: it has been.
  TW: two days.
  MW: Uh oh.
  BD: ?
  TW: we boarded an airship, found out it was being run by Team Rocket, had to battle them, and the airship was crashed into our destination island by a bird.
  BD: uh…
  MW: So, another day in the life of Ash Ketchum then.
  MW: I’m surprised it took you that long.
  BD: wait, so that *is* normal for you guys?
  TW: YES.
• Chapter 5:
  • Ash breaks Dialga, as promised in the story/season blurb. While it is concerning that Dialga would panic, the extent is funny. He panics at the sight of the GS Ball so hard that he bans himself five seconds ago, accompanied with a rapid-fire NOPE.
  • When Mew leaves Ash unsupervised for a few hours, Team Rocket imprison Ash and Misty aboard their second airship. Misty suggested using an airship.
    ASH: am i allowed to blame you for this one?
• Chapter 7:
  • Sorrel imparts words of wisdom to Brock. The moment one of Ash's friends leave his vicinity, the chaos stops sounding believable, but they know that the chaos is true.
  • Lapras, freshly caught, is left stunned when he learns of Marshadow.
• Chapter 8:
  • Team Rocket makes an appearance, and befor their motto is through, multiple funny moments happen. Tracy is fooled by their theatrics into thinking they are standing on water, Togepi calls them out with a rhyme of her own, and everyone is left waiting for Meowth, who is too busy pedaling the submarine to do his line.
  • After Team Rocket are dealt with, the legends in the area discuss the event. Kyogre left the Magikarp sub alone, and ate the Gyarados sub. Rayquaza, way up in the stratosphere, facepalms hard enough to be heard at sea level.
• Chapter 9:
  • Bulbasaur uses Wartortle as a gun to teach the water type how to aim properly.
  • Uxie, a pokemon notorious for keeping their eyes closed to avoid accidental memory wipes, watches motor racing.
  • Zapdos managed to miss the whole gym challenge and only arrived to watch after it was over.
  • Jessie catches an Absol who is terrible at being an Absol.
• Chapter 12:
  • Ash finds a cave with markings in it. Regirock had filled a cave with poetry, and thanks to Regigigas the cave ended up scattered across many regions. Sidequest to find bad poetry starts.
  • Brock points out that no one understands Ash and why/how he does things, and that Ash might not understand it either.
  • A small moment of Ho-oh being snarky. Shaymin got into the Campfire Clearing Memo and Ho-oh wants a word with her.
  GO: What. The. Fuck.
  TM: Not that one.
• Chapter 13:
  • Pinkan Berry pranks galore. From Mew pranking Entei, Raikou, and Suicune with some, to her catching Arceus and leaving him extra pink. Followed by Arceus sending her a Pinap Berry laced gift basket to make her drop things all the time.
• Chapter 14:
  • Combining a Call Back and a Call Forward. The last epilogue of the previous story had Misty acknowledge that Ash is not to blame, and is usually not at fault. This came from bitter experience while he was away and she had to evacuate a fossil island coming to life just after she said he was to blame.
  • Kyogre bumped her head on an island and woke up all the fossils.
• Chapter 17:
  • Nurse Joy's Sharpedo confronts Kyogre. From Sharpedo bluntly admitting to not knowing who they are after evolving, to bossing around Kyogre and paralyzing the Legend in order to do some dental work, the whole scene is funny.
• Chapter 18
  • During the sled race, Bulbasaur calls out the team on doing dumb decisions on a daily basis, and decides to take his turn. He cuts the sled in half, leaving Ash and Pikachu screaming, while Bulbasaur and Marshadow calmly discuss the situation.
• Chapter 19
  • Ash has to dress up as a Snorlax to keep Team Rocket occupied on the Grapefruit Islands. Celebi admits to having a photo album of Ash in costumes, including one from when Ash was four years old in an Eevee onesie.
• Chapter 22
  • The Scyther swarm are casually discussing how the situation is screwed after the old boss got kicked out. From the Hunters and Gatherers discussing the old ways, the Runt bringing down a tree as part of getting down from the tree, and the Galvantula attack leading to deadpan commentary. The guard fails entirely at his job, letting the old boss through and the humans get past as well.
• Chapter 23
  • Kyogre gets in a really good burn on Groudon. She admits that Groudon is necessary for the ecosystem, leaving Groudon and Rayquaza staring in shock and disbelief. Then...
  TB: ~~~After all, the sea does require an infinite source of salt to function correctly
• Chapter 32: Pikasode 3: Pikachu's Rescue Adventure
  • When Togepi falls down the tunnel, Misty's Tirtouga was lagging behind the rest of the group. When Tirtouga tripped, the commentary started channeling the waterfall scene from The Emperor's New Groove.
  • In a bit of downplayed Casual Danger Dialogue the team fall down the tunnel and casually chat about it.
  • When Shaymin accidentally tells off Victini in the wrong chat while trying to avoid Brock in the greenhouse, it leaves the humans thinking that Brock has been made into an NPC in the 'roleplay threads'

The Revelation:Lugia Arc Chapter 33 - Movie 2, Act 1 (Revelation:Lugia) to Chapter 39 - Movie 2, Act 7 (Revelation:Lugia)

• Chapter 38
  • As Ash and Lugia are flying around after the Beast of the Sea is tamed, they are suddenly joined by Kyogre, whom the Beast of the Sea has lifted into the air and who is not enjoying her flight one bit. And when she stops to threaten Ash about it, she loses focus and falls out of the current to splash back into the ocean.
  • Ash and Lugia are having a big moment of acknowledging their familial bond, and what does Pikachu do?
  Pikachu: what the FUCK.
• Chapter 39
  • Palkia's reaction to finding out that Dialga was the reason none of them were aware of the incident until it was over.
  Palkia PALKIA: [UNBELIEVABLY CENSORED! Trust me, you don’t want to know the sort of language she’s using here!] PRICK!
  • After Arceus and Giratina's Cooldown Hug Giratina tells Arceus that he can let go now, only to find out that their stuck. They're both glad that the readers can't see them.