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  • "[I am] A warrior. Of the...Jarhead clan."
    • Shortly afterwards, from Quaritch: "Jarhead clan? And it worked?"
  • Quaritch: (after destroying the Home Tree) Nice work, boys; first round's on me.
    • More Quaritch, when he realizes that the Na'vi are attacking his gunship with bows and arrows.
    Quaritch: Oh you gotta be kidding me.
  • Jake: Neytiri calls me "skxawng". It means "moron".
  • When asked how many hours he'd logged in the piloting simulator: "Zip, but I read a manual."
    • Which is a callback to a similar CMoF in Aliens:
    Ripley: How many drops is this for you, lieutenant?
    Gorman: Thirty eight...simulated.
    Vasquez: How many combat drops?
    Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one.
    Drake: Shit.
    Hudson: Oh, man...
    • Also:
    Grace: "How much lab experience do you have?"
    Jake: "I dissected a frog once."
  • Grace's first line.
    Grace: [exiting avatar control bed, exhausted] Where's my goddamn cigarette?
  • When first controlling his avatar, Jake's tail surprises him when he notices it over his shoulder. When he turns around to look for his tail, it knocks medical supplies off a table.
  • This exchange between Grace and Sully while the latter is first entering his chamber:
    Grace: "Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you."
    Sully: "Kiss the darkest part of my lily-white (gets cut off)."
  • For a serious character, Grace gets more of these than you'd expect:
    Tsu'tey: "You mated with this woman?!"
    Grace: "Oh, shit."
    • If you know any scientists, this line is hilarious. Grace is carried, mortally wounded and half-conscious, to the Tree of Souls that she had been wanting to research for years:
      Grace: I need to get some samples...
    • Grace's indignation at Jake not being experienced anywhere in science can be hilarious.
      Grace: They're just pissing on us without even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.
  • Crowning Moment of Funny? Reportedly, Sam Worthington, Jake's actor, emailed Entertainment Weekly with his own ideas for a sequel:
    Sam Worthington: Jake should have abused his avatar and be fat and unfit and demand Neytiri to get him a beer.*
  • A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a lovemaking session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude has improved lately."
  • An even more hilarious moment from the deleted scenes occurs during the meal at the campfire:
    Jake: These rock. What are they?
    Ney'tiri: Teylu.
    Jake: Teylu?
    Neytiri: You call [it] beetle larvae.
    Jake: Well, that's some damn fine Teylu. Just like Grandma's Teylu.
  • The Sturmbeest Hunt had this gem of an exchange:
    Jake: Hell yeah!
    Neytiri: (who has no idea what it means) Hell yeah!
  • Parker Selfridge's reaction to being lectured by Grace (presumably for the umpteenth time) about having just bulldozed something holy is hilarious.
    Grace: Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you can't imagine.
    Parker: Oh, you know what, you throw a stick in the air around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!
    • Likewise, Parkers retort to Graces lecture after bulldozing the Tree of Voices
    Grace: That's more connections than the human brain. You get it? It's a network a global network. And the Na'vi can access it they can upload and download data memories at sites like the one you just destroyed.
    Parker: What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just goddamn trees!
  • Jake convincing the Na'vi to teach him.
    Mo'at: It is hard to fill a cup that is already full.
    Jake: My cup is empty. Trust me.
  • When Trudy first rakes the Dragon Gunship from above in a stunningly awesome entry, coming out of nowhere in a Samson emblazoned with Na'vi warpaint, her line is a nonchalant "Oops."
  • And moments later she tops that with "You're not the only one with a gun, bitch."
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