Funny / A Shot of Tsundere in Your Ginger

• "Ever think of backcombing your bangs?"
  Asuka: No Way. Last time I did, I looked like Ritsu Tainakathe weirdo from Class 3-A that hangs out with MioCrybaby, Yuithe other weirdo and Mugiblondie.
• Already mentioned on the main page, but it's worth putting the exchange here, too:
  Stupid!Shinji: I heard you convinced Misato-San to take us to the beach.
  Asuka: I wouldn’t say "convince" ... More like: "Blackmailed her with incriminating pictures of herself and Pen-pen playing video games in the HUD display at central command and using Akagi’s “sample refrigerator” to keep her beer stash cold".
• Asuka's a fangirl of Free! (of all things), as much as she tries to deny it.
  • Due to her and Hikari's enjoyment, they encouraged Shinji and Toji to go swimming, for whatever reason.
  • The teasing continues!
    Anonymous: Spoiler: Kaji shows up in a Speedo. Kaworu does the same.
    Asuka: [disapproving look] At first, I was like— [beams] But then, I was all— [aggressively sticks tongue out]
    • Also, Asuka thinly trying to defend herself over enjoying the show for the engaging plot, and not the handsome, muscular guys wearing nothing but swimsuits.
  • Her friend, Jack the cyborg, managed to get a "special version" of Free! on DVD for Asuka's eyes only.
    Jack the Cyborg: What would you do if I paid Kyoto Animation a large sack of money to get Shinji and Kaji cameos in Free!?
    Asuka: (Beat) ... [Shy Finger-Twiddling and Luminescent Blush] Ye-Yes, please.
    (later...)
    Jack the Cyborg: Here you go, one episode of Free! with minor parts for Shinji and Kaji. For whatever reason, Shinji's speedo is purple and green.
    Asuka: [beams]
• Another underhand snide at Shikinami:
  Shinji: Asuka, I'm glad you're okay. I was worried about. But, why are there clones of us? Ritsuko-san needs to stop messing around!
  Asuka: [disapproving look] That wasn’t a clone… she’s my arch-nemesis... [smugly] Though from her bust size, you could say she's my "mini-me"...
• This exchange:
  Q: Hey, doll. Why don't we share some tea sometime?
  Asuka: Oh Anon-kun... I'd love to, but I have to wash my hair several times tonight...
• Fans trying to fish for answers over The Locker Room.
• This:
  Q: Have you ever seen Kaji with his hair down?
  Asuka: [throwing a tantrum] Hey! I only peeked at him ONCE when he was taking a shower [on] the ship! A-and it was by mistake! A-and I totally didn’t see him naked or anything! [grumble] Lousy steam...
• Misato's background antics.
  • Christmas at NERV:
    Q: How is Christmas at Nerv?? Do you do something like Secret Santa???
    Asuka: [irritated look] We were trying to, but Commander Scrooge McBeards decided to outlaw Christmas after Misato dressed his waifuUnit-01 as a reindeer. [disapproving look] So I guess we’re all gonna pitch in and give him some unmatured diamonds for Christmas.
  • "Have there ever been important pilot meetings at NERV that requires a dress code?"
    Asuka: [disapproving glare] Only when the one planning it is Misato and she demands we dress in some sort of stupid get up… Like Chinese-style plugsuit day…
  • Using a spy camera, Asuka discovered who has been taking her clothes, but not before showing the internet Shinji in her sundress.
    Asuka: ...Most of them were taken by Misato while she and Kaji were cosplaying as "baka third" and "German sexpot" doing stuff I would rather not get into. B-by the way, I would burn your favorite pair of boxers if I were you… Kaji used them in his last session with the drunk one.
  • Misato is such a Lethal Chef, Shinji banned her from the kitchen, like a child.
  • The repercussions of Misato and Kaji's date:
    Misato: Asuka~ Yokohama was fun. ^_^ Too bad you kids didn’t come with. I didn't drink ... too much. >_>
    Asuka: Misato, a bill from the hostel you stayed at just came; you need to pay for all of the minibar bottles you drank from all of the rooms on account of “Commander Pen-Pen” not being able to justify this as a “Nerv Tactical Research expense”.
  • Despite Misato getting Asuka control over her blog again, Asuka won't let her off that easily:
    Asuka: [disapproving glare] Of course you know it’s totally your fault for the last time you used Commander Ikari’s account to try and promote Pen-Pen to "Executive Penguin in charge of Beer Operations". I still refuse to call him "Commander Pen-Pen".
  • Asuka's recap of Misato's birthday:
    Q: What happened on Misato's birthday party and what did you buy her?
    Asuka: I pulled some strings and got her a Yebisu sampler pack. She and Kaji left around 8 to hang out with the other old people at a bar and me and Shinji were woken up around 5 to go to the police station and bail her drunken ass out. You know, the usual.
• This:
  Sand Gecko: What are your thoughts on May being National Masturbation Month?
  Asuka: [Disapproving Look] I think the National Council of Perverts has waaaay too much free time on their hands... pun very much not intended.
• "Misato writes fanfictions about you."
  Asuka: [Comical Angry Face] What!? How dare her? I'll teach her a lesson! I'll write the most gruesome fanfiction about her ever! “And on that day, Misato woke up to realize all the beer in the world had disappeared. The end.”
• A post named "Anonymous Attack!"
  Anonymous: Relations is good for synch ratios. I had once seen a Shinji and Asuka who were more or less an old married couple without the marriage. The two reached a 400% ratio in the test plugs when riding tandem.
  Asuka: [surprised] Really? [blushes] Wh-where they happy?
  Anonymous:^note (most likely a different person) Higher synch ratio, my ass!! You were synchronizing more things tha[n] only the Evas!!
  Asuka: [comical angry face] That’s a lie! Whatever Rei thinks she saw in the locker room was just her perverted, overactive imagination! I was most certainly not grunting out Shinji’s name asking him to stop while simultaneously pressing myself against his warm, hard ere— [twiddles fingers] Ne-never mind...
  Kaworu: (tastes cinnamon toast crunch) I see, I understand now! The cinnamon is the toast crunch!
  Asuka: [smug face] No, Kaworu, Trix are for kids… silly rabbit.
• Some of the nicknames she has for Gendo: Commander Glasses, Commander Scrooge McBeards, Commander AssBeard, Commander Asshole, Beardy McAsshole, His Holy Beardidness, etc.