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* Some of [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the nicknames]] she has for Gendo: Commander Glasses, Commander Scrooge [=McBeards=], Commander [=AssBeard=], Commander Asshole, Beardy [=McAsshole=], [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers His Holy Beardidness]], etc.
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* Some of [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the nicknames]] she has for Gendo: Commander Glasses, Commander Scrooge [=McBeards=], Commander [=AssBeard=], Commander Asshole, Beardy [=McAsshole=], [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers His Holy Beardidness]], Beardidness, etc.
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* Another underhand snide at Shikinami:
-->'''Shinji:''' Asuka, I'm glad you're okay. I was worried about. But, why are there clones of us? Ritsuko-san needs to stop messing around!
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving look]'' That wasn’t a clone… she’s my arch-nemesis... ''[smugly]'' Though from her bust size, you could say she's my "mini-me"...
-->'''Shinji:''' Asuka, I'm glad you're okay. I was worried about. But, why are there clones of us? Ritsuko-san needs to stop messing around!
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving look]'' That wasn’t a clone… she’s my arch-nemesis... ''[smugly]'' Though from her bust size, you could say she's my "mini-me"...
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* This exchange:
-->'''Q:''' Hey, doll. Why don't we share some tea sometime?
-->'''Asuka:''' Oh Anon-kun... I'd love to, [[INeedToGoIronMyDog but I have to wash my hair several times tonight...]]
-->'''Q:''' Hey, doll. Why don't we share some tea sometime?
-->'''Asuka:''' Oh Anon-kun... I'd love to, [[INeedToGoIronMyDog but I have to wash my hair several times tonight...]]
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* This:
-->'''Q:''' Have you ever seen Kaji with his hair down?
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[throwing a tantrum]'' Hey! I only peeked at him [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial ONCE]] when he was taking a shower [on] the ship! A-and it was by mistake! A-and I totally didn’t see him naked or anything! ''[grumble]'' [-Lousy steam...-]
-->'''Q:''' Have you ever seen Kaji with his hair down?
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[throwing a tantrum]'' Hey! I only peeked at him [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial ONCE]] when he was taking a shower [on] the ship! A-and it was by mistake! A-and I totally didn’t see him naked or anything! ''[grumble]'' [-Lousy steam...-]
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** The repercussions of Misato and Kaji's date:
--->'''Misato:''' Asuka~ Yokohama was fun. ^_^ Too bad you kids didn’t come with. I didn't drink ... too much. >_>
--->'''Asuka:''' Misato, a bill from the hostel you stayed at just came; you need to pay for all of the minibar bottles you drank from all of the rooms on account of “Commander Pen-Pen” not being able to justify this as a “Nerv Tactical Research expense”.
--->'''Misato:''' Asuka~ Yokohama was fun. ^_^ Too bad you kids didn’t come with. I didn't drink ... too much. >_>
--->'''Asuka:''' Misato, a bill from the hostel you stayed at just came; you need to pay for all of the minibar bottles you drank from all of the rooms on account of “Commander Pen-Pen” not being able to justify this as a “Nerv Tactical Research expense”.
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* "Ever think of backcombing your bangs?"
-->'''Asuka:''' No Way. Last time I did, I looked like [[spoiler:[[Anime/KOn Ritsu Tainaka]]]]the weirdo from Class 3-A that hangs out with [[spoiler:Mio]]Crybaby, [[spoiler:Yui]]the other weirdo and [[spoiler:Mugi]]blondie.
* Already mentioned on the main page, but it's worth putting the exchange here, too:
-->'''Stupid!Shinji:''' I heard you convinced Misato-San to take us to the beach.
-->'''Asuka:''' I wouldn’t say "convince" ... More like: "{{Blackmail}}ed her with incriminating pictures of herself and Pen-pen playing video games in the HUD display at central command and using Akagi’s “sample refrigerator” to keep her beer stash cold".
* Asuka's a {{fangirl}} of ''Anime/{{Free}}'' (of all things), as much as she tries to deny it.
** Due to her and Hikari's enjoyment, [[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/58178500471/so-how-have-things-been-going-for-you-recently they encouraged Shinji and Toji]] to go swimming, for [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial whatever reason]].
** The teasing continues!
--->'''Anonymous:''' Spoiler: Kaji shows up in a Speedo. Kaworu does the same.
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving look]'' At first, I was like-- ''[[[EatingTheEyeCandy beams]]]'' But then, I was all-- ''[[[BlowingARaspberry aggressively sticks tongue out]]]''
*** Also, Asuka thinly trying to defend herself over enjoying the show [[IReadItForTheArticles for the engaging plot]], and ''not'' [[MrFanservice the handsome, muscular guys]] wearing nothing but swimsuits.
** Her friend, Jack the cyborg, managed to get a "special version" of ''Free!'' on DVD for Asuka's eyes only.
--->'''[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/58249673211/what-would-you-do-if-i-paid-kyoto-animation-a Jack the Cyborg]]:''' What would you do if I paid Creator/KyotoAnimation a large sack of money to get Shinji and Kaji cameos in ''Free!''?
--->'''Asuka:''' ''({{beat}})'' ... ''[ShyFingerTwiddling and LuminescentBlush]'' [-Ye-Yes, please.-]\\
''(later...)''
--->'''[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/58332298789/jack-returned-several-weeks-later-with-a-dvd-in Jack the Cyborg]]:''' Here you go, one episode of ''Free!'' with minor parts for Shinji and Kaji. For whatever reason, Shinji's speedo is purple and green.\\
'''Asuka:''' ''[beams]''
* Fans trying [[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/search/locker/page/2 to fish for answers]] over The Locker Room.
* Misato's background antics.
** Christmas at NERV:
--->'''Q:''' How is Christmas at Nerv?? Do you do something like Secret Santa???
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[irritated look]'' We were ''trying'' to, but Commander Scrooge [=McBeards=] decided to outlaw Christmas after Misato dressed [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker his waifu]]]]Unit-01 as a reindeer. ''[disapproving look]'' So I guess we’re all gonna pitch in and give him some [[StealthInsult unmatured]] diamonds for Christmas.
** "Have there ever been important pilot meetings at NERV that requires a dress code?"
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving glare]'' Only when the one planning it is Misato and she demands we dress in some sort of stupid get up… Like Chinese-[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/68123852356/have-there-ever-been-important-pilot-meetings-at style plugsuit day…]]
** Using a spy camera, Asuka discovered who has been taking her clothes, but not before showing the internet Shinji [[WholesomeCrossdresser in her sundress]].
--->'''Asuka:''' ...Most of them were taken by Misato while she and Kaji were [[spoiler:{{cosplay}}ing as "baka third" and "German sexpot"]] doing stuff I would rather not get into. B-by the way, I would burn your favorite pair of boxers if I were you… Kaji used them in his last session with the drunk one.
** Misato is such a LethalChef, Shinji banned her from the kitchen, like a child.
** Despite Misato getting Asuka control over her blog again, Asuka won't let her off ''that'' easily:
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving glare]'' Of course you know it’s totally your fault for the last time you used Commander Ikari’s account to try and promote Pen-Pen to "Executive Penguin in charge of Beer Operations". I still refuse to call him "Commander Pen-Pen".
** Asuka's recap of Misato's birthday:
--->'''Q:''' What happened on Misato's birthday party and what did you buy her?
--->'''Asuka:''' I pulled some strings and got her a Yebisu sampler pack. She and Kaji left around 8 to hang out with the other old people at a bar and me and Shinji were woken up around 5 to go to the police station and bail her drunken ass out. [[NoodleIncident You know, the usual.]]
* This:
-->'''Sand Gecko:''' What are your thoughts on May being National Masturbation Month?
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[DisapprovingLook]'' I think the National Council of Perverts has ''waaaay'' [[AccidentalInnuendo too much free time on their hands]]... pun very much not intended.
* "Misato writes fanfictions about you."
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[ComicalAngryFace]'' What!? [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe How dare her]]? I'll teach her a lesson! I'll write the most gruesome fanfiction about her ever! “And on that day, Misato woke up to realize all the beer in the world had disappeared. [[StylisticSuck The end]].”
* A post named "[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/44198626486 Anonymous Attack]]!"
-->'''Anonymous:''' Relations is good for synch ratios. I had once seen a Shinji and Asuka who were more or less [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple an old married couple]] without the marriage. The two reached a 400% ratio in the test plugs when riding tandem.
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[surprised]'' Really? ''[blushes]'' Wh-where they happy?
-->'''Anonymous:'''[[note]](most likely a different person)[[/note]] Higher synch ratio, my ass!! [[DeadpanSnarker You were synchronizing more things tha[n] only the Evas!!]]
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[comical angry face]'' That’s a lie! Whatever Rei thinks she saw in the locker room was just her perverted, overactive imagination! I was most certainly not grunting out Shinji’s name asking him to stop while simultaneously pressing myself against his warm, hard ere-- ''[twiddles fingers]'' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Ne-never mind...]]
-->'''[[UnexpectedCharacter Kaworu]]:''' ''([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking tastes cinnamon toast crunch]])'' I see, I understand now! The cinnamon is the toast crunch!
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[smug face]'' No, Kaworu, [[ShoutOut Trix are for kids… silly rabbit]].
* Some of [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the nicknames]] she has for Gendo: Commander Glasses, Commander Scrooge [=McBeards=], Commander [=AssBeard=], Commander Asshole, Beardy [=McAsshole=], [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers His Holy Beardidness]], etc.
-->'''Asuka:''' No Way. Last time I did, I looked like [[spoiler:[[Anime/KOn Ritsu Tainaka]]]]the weirdo from Class 3-A that hangs out with [[spoiler:Mio]]Crybaby, [[spoiler:Yui]]the other weirdo and [[spoiler:Mugi]]blondie.
* Already mentioned on the main page, but it's worth putting the exchange here, too:
-->'''Stupid!Shinji:''' I heard you convinced Misato-San to take us to the beach.
-->'''Asuka:''' I wouldn’t say "convince" ... More like: "{{Blackmail}}ed her with incriminating pictures of herself and Pen-pen playing video games in the HUD display at central command and using Akagi’s “sample refrigerator” to keep her beer stash cold".
* Asuka's a {{fangirl}} of ''Anime/{{Free}}'' (of all things), as much as she tries to deny it.
** Due to her and Hikari's enjoyment, [[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/58178500471/so-how-have-things-been-going-for-you-recently they encouraged Shinji and Toji]] to go swimming, for [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial whatever reason]].
** The teasing continues!
--->'''Anonymous:''' Spoiler: Kaji shows up in a Speedo. Kaworu does the same.
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving look]'' At first, I was like-- ''[[[EatingTheEyeCandy beams]]]'' But then, I was all-- ''[[[BlowingARaspberry aggressively sticks tongue out]]]''
*** Also, Asuka thinly trying to defend herself over enjoying the show [[IReadItForTheArticles for the engaging plot]], and ''not'' [[MrFanservice the handsome, muscular guys]] wearing nothing but swimsuits.
** Her friend, Jack the cyborg, managed to get a "special version" of ''Free!'' on DVD for Asuka's eyes only.
--->'''[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/58249673211/what-would-you-do-if-i-paid-kyoto-animation-a Jack the Cyborg]]:''' What would you do if I paid Creator/KyotoAnimation a large sack of money to get Shinji and Kaji cameos in ''Free!''?
--->'''Asuka:''' ''({{beat}})'' ... ''[ShyFingerTwiddling and LuminescentBlush]'' [-Ye-Yes, please.-]\\
''(later...)''
--->'''[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/58332298789/jack-returned-several-weeks-later-with-a-dvd-in Jack the Cyborg]]:''' Here you go, one episode of ''Free!'' with minor parts for Shinji and Kaji. For whatever reason, Shinji's speedo is purple and green.\\
'''Asuka:''' ''[beams]''
* Fans trying [[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/search/locker/page/2 to fish for answers]] over The Locker Room.
* Misato's background antics.
** Christmas at NERV:
--->'''Q:''' How is Christmas at Nerv?? Do you do something like Secret Santa???
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[irritated look]'' We were ''trying'' to, but Commander Scrooge [=McBeards=] decided to outlaw Christmas after Misato dressed [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker his waifu]]]]Unit-01 as a reindeer. ''[disapproving look]'' So I guess we’re all gonna pitch in and give him some [[StealthInsult unmatured]] diamonds for Christmas.
** "Have there ever been important pilot meetings at NERV that requires a dress code?"
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving glare]'' Only when the one planning it is Misato and she demands we dress in some sort of stupid get up… Like Chinese-[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/68123852356/have-there-ever-been-important-pilot-meetings-at style plugsuit day…]]
** Using a spy camera, Asuka discovered who has been taking her clothes, but not before showing the internet Shinji [[WholesomeCrossdresser in her sundress]].
--->'''Asuka:''' ...Most of them were taken by Misato while she and Kaji were [[spoiler:{{cosplay}}ing as "baka third" and "German sexpot"]] doing stuff I would rather not get into. B-by the way, I would burn your favorite pair of boxers if I were you… Kaji used them in his last session with the drunk one.
** Misato is such a LethalChef, Shinji banned her from the kitchen, like a child.
** Despite Misato getting Asuka control over her blog again, Asuka won't let her off ''that'' easily:
--->'''Asuka:''' ''[disapproving glare]'' Of course you know it’s totally your fault for the last time you used Commander Ikari’s account to try and promote Pen-Pen to "Executive Penguin in charge of Beer Operations". I still refuse to call him "Commander Pen-Pen".
** Asuka's recap of Misato's birthday:
--->'''Q:''' What happened on Misato's birthday party and what did you buy her?
--->'''Asuka:''' I pulled some strings and got her a Yebisu sampler pack. She and Kaji left around 8 to hang out with the other old people at a bar and me and Shinji were woken up around 5 to go to the police station and bail her drunken ass out. [[NoodleIncident You know, the usual.]]
* This:
-->'''Sand Gecko:''' What are your thoughts on May being National Masturbation Month?
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[DisapprovingLook]'' I think the National Council of Perverts has ''waaaay'' [[AccidentalInnuendo too much free time on their hands]]... pun very much not intended.
* "Misato writes fanfictions about you."
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[ComicalAngryFace]'' What!? [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe How dare her]]? I'll teach her a lesson! I'll write the most gruesome fanfiction about her ever! “And on that day, Misato woke up to realize all the beer in the world had disappeared. [[StylisticSuck The end]].”
* A post named "[[https://soryuasukalangley-blog.tumblr.com/post/44198626486 Anonymous Attack]]!"
-->'''Anonymous:''' Relations is good for synch ratios. I had once seen a Shinji and Asuka who were more or less [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple an old married couple]] without the marriage. The two reached a 400% ratio in the test plugs when riding tandem.
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[surprised]'' Really? ''[blushes]'' Wh-where they happy?
-->'''Anonymous:'''[[note]](most likely a different person)[[/note]] Higher synch ratio, my ass!! [[DeadpanSnarker You were synchronizing more things tha[n] only the Evas!!]]
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[comical angry face]'' That’s a lie! Whatever Rei thinks she saw in the locker room was just her perverted, overactive imagination! I was most certainly not grunting out Shinji’s name asking him to stop while simultaneously pressing myself against his warm, hard ere-- ''[twiddles fingers]'' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Ne-never mind...]]
-->'''[[UnexpectedCharacter Kaworu]]:''' ''([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking tastes cinnamon toast crunch]])'' I see, I understand now! The cinnamon is the toast crunch!
-->'''Asuka:''' ''[smug face]'' No, Kaworu, [[ShoutOut Trix are for kids… silly rabbit]].
* Some of [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the nicknames]] she has for Gendo: Commander Glasses, Commander Scrooge [=McBeards=], Commander [=AssBeard=], Commander Asshole, Beardy [=McAsshole=], [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers His Holy Beardidness]], etc.
