Mission to Mars
is a 2000 science fiction movie. It depicts a mission to Mars that gets into trouble and the ensuing rescue mission.
The astronauts, Woody, the commander (Tim Robbins), Jim (Gary Sinise
), Terri (Connie Nielsen), and Phil (Jerry O'Connell) are sent to find out what happened to the first expedition to Mars which sent a garbled Distress Call
. They encounter a lot of challenges, including some in flight turbulence... in space! Where they have to do a perilous EVA repair. Mars itself is a treacherous planet, and the survivors of the previous expedition are not what they expected.
Not to be confused with yet another fictional mission to Mars, released in the same year.
This work features examples of:
- And the Adventure Continues: Off he goes at the end.
- Artificial Gravity: The Mars missions each use a ship with a rotating habitat area for centrifugal gravity generation. The gang had a lot of fun dancing Zero-G style in the central hub! Apparently, the cockpit module also served as a lander and return vehicle, leaving the question of whether or not the cockpit would re-couple with the drive section possibly left in orbit or if the astronauts would spend the return voyage completely in zero gravity.
- Artistic License - Physics: Phil's DNA model spins on its own around a center of gravity - impossible considering each individual candy would be going in a circle around nothing.
- Avoid the Dreaded PG Rating: Averted; despite a sequence where the astronaut Nick is literally ripped apart by a powerful dust storm vortex, in all its bloody stumpage, the film still somehow got slapped with a family-friendly PG (although the film itself does not share that demographic).
- Bittersweet Ending: The crew gets to go home but Jim goes with the alien.
- Black Dude Dies First: Inverted. In the initial tangle with the whatever-it-is on Mars, Luke (the black dude in question) is the only survivor.
- Distress Call: Luke sends one
- I Choose to Stay: Jim
- Innocent Innuendo: Much fun is had at the expense of a guy who refers to himself as a "Stick Jockey".
- Heroic Sacrifice: Poor Woody takes off his helmet, rather than watch his wife make pointless attempts to save him, and possibly doom herself at the same time.
- Lonely Piano Piece: Rather, Lonely Electric Guitar Piece: "A Heart Beats In Space".
- Look Behind You: Done in a spooky way, TWICE!
- Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness: A rating of 3. While the human spacecraft have plausible design, and the physics of the movie are generally OK, things go weird when we learn that we're of Martian descent and that they'd like to meet one of their long-lost cousins in a pre-prepared spaceship left on Mars, powered by lots of Applied Phlebotinum.
- Oh, Crap: Many instances.
- Only a Flesh Wound: The micro-meteor storm is heralded in when Phil gets one strait through his hand. This barely slows Phil the rest of the movie, whose hand seems to be in good enough condition to lug the sled across Mars and be trusted to launch and fly back to Earth by himself.
- Only 0.2% Different: The puzzle in the face on Mars involving human DNA.
- Precursors: The aliens. Subverted, the are actually Original Man...and everything else on Earth has Martian origins as well.
- Product Placement: Notably for Dr. Pepper and M&Ms. Pennzoil seems to have sponsored the mars buggy they travel in.
- The Radio Dies First: The one bit of technology this universe can't seem to get right is any sort of communication with earth.
- Ragnarok-Proofing: The alien building and spacecraft work fine and are sparkly clean despite millions of years.
- Rule of Drama: Jim's excuse for not immediately getting a helmet when the ship is depressurizing is so there is danger involved. If he did put a helmet on the team could have taken their time on sealing the breach.
- Sanity Slippage: The sole survivor of the Mars disaster, who had his entire crew perish in front of him and spent a whole year trapped on Mars alone. His reaction to seeing Jim is to scream "YOU CAN'T BE HERE!" and attack him, clearly thinking that he's finally lost his mind.
- Space Is Cold: Woody removes his helmet in vacuum to avoid dying from re-entry. His face is totally frozen before the helmet's even fully off.
- Space Is Noisy: Plenty of bangs, etc.
- Talking Is a Free Action: Despite the imminent pressure loss in the hull, Woody and Terri take time for cutesy goodbyes.
- Too Dumb to Live: The first crew's reaction to the tornado monster thing that's pulverizing rock formations less than a hundred feet from them is to stand there staring in slack-jawed wonder instead of running like any sane person would. Sure enough, it ends up killing everyone but Luke, who at least uttered an "oh my god" upon seeing it.
- Tragic Keepsake: The Flash Gordon necklace.