Harry's life just got officially, irrevocably bizarre.
— Series Tag Line
Written by aenor_llelo, Harry Potter's Bizarre Adventure: Prisoner of Azkaban is a Crossover Fic between, if you can't already tell by the title, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Harry Potter, in an Eyes of Heaven based Alternate Continuity in which all the Jojo's characters are wizards.
It starts in Harry's third year, where it then diverges from the Harry Potter canon.
It can be found here
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aenor_llelo also has another Jojo series on this wiki, Stars, Eyes of Heaven.
Seeing as Harry Potter is already a well known series, and Eyes Of Heaven is spoilers for most of the Jojo's series, spoilers are left unmarked.
Tropes
- Abusive Parents:
- It's implied that Lucius Malfoy abuses Draco, either physically and/or emotionally.
- The Dursley's behavior definitely qualifies, to the point that Vernon kicks Harry out in a fit of rage by the second chapter of the story.
- Achievements in Ignorance: Professor Kujo doesn't treat Harry like "The Boy Who Lived" and more like a random kid that his family likes for some reason. This is partly because Harry's not as famous outside of Britain, and partly because Kujo doesn't really care about the news.
- Adaptation Species Change: Stands don't exist in the wizarding world, so the Stands are familiars instead.
- Ambiguously Evil: Dumbledore is prone to using other people as scapegoats or pawns, treating people based on how well he can manipulate them. He also sees nothing wrong with his actions, since they are for the greater good.
- Badass Teacher: Professor Kujo, who knew beforehand that he was especially weak to Dementors, dives into a Quidditch field full of Dementors without hesitation to save Harry.
- Bag of Holding: Professor Kujo's suitcase is an Expy of Newt Scamander's suitcase, serving as a place to house the magical creatures he keeps with him.
- Beneath the Mask: Draco Malfoy behaves way less spoiled and bigoted when he's in the lone company of Professor Kujo. He sees his own Straw Bigot behavior as socially Necessarily Evil he's expected to uphold as a member of pureblood society, and isn't very fond of it, even viewing his "friends" as nothing more than social chores. He doesn't really question why it's necessary in the first place until Professor Kujo asks him.
- Broken Pedestal: The exact circumstances that broke the Joestar family's trust in Dumbledore are yet to be revealed, but the final straw was when Dumbledore got Snape pardoned for his time as a Death Eater.
- Dog Food Diet: Padfoot- or rather, Sirius- is so underfed from hiding around Hogwarts that by when he makes it to the manor, he tries to sneak food from the Joestar horses.
- Famed In-Story: Professor Kujo is already a well-known magizoologist, and the Joestars are a well-known wizard family.
- Hellish Horse: The Joestar family horses, a Shout-Out to the vampire horses from Battle Tendency. They subsist off of blood and meat.
- Hot Teacher: Professor Kujo has a number of female (and male) student admirers.
- Manipulative Bastard: Dumbledore shows greater and greater shades of this as the series progresses, particularly in what is revealed about his handling of Harry.
- Minor Living Alone: Harry is this by the second chapter due to Vernon kicking him out.
- Morphic Resonance: The two explicitly mentioned "guard dogs" for the Joestar manor share the same descriptive wording used for Jonathan and Jotaro.
- Odd Friendship: Professor Kujo seems to have developed one with Professor Lupin and Hagrid over a mutual interest in magical creatures.
- Outside-Context Problem:
- Professor Kujo is one to Dumbledore, being a completely unusable Wild Card.
- Dumbledore is Famed In-Story. Kujo can't be swayed by Dumbledore's reputation as he's a foreign wizard who doesn't follow the news very well.
- Part of the reason Dumbledore can sway people so well is that he taught them. Since Kujo never went to Hogwarts, he never grew up with Dumbledore as an authority figure, and can't be pressured.
- Dumbledore gets away with more than the usual wizard because of the respect and trust people place in him. Kujo's a Joestar, a family that had a fallout with Dumbledore at the end of the second Wizarding War. He inherently distrusts and avoids the headmaster, and any wrong move on Dumbledore's part would damage their relationship irreparably.
- Overt Operative: The best cover story is a true one- Professor Kujo really is doing his job as the Magical Creatures teacher, and conducting research on the Forbidden Forest. He just also happens to be a convenient way for the Joestar family to keep an eye on Dumbledore's politics and Harry's life. Though he seems to be treating the second half as more of a barely there side job.
- Poke in the Third Eye: Snape is tasked with using Legilimency on Kujo. He's greeted with a sea of literal Psychic Static and Star Platinum, unseen to anyone else, slowly turning to look at him.
- Properly Paranoid: The Joestar family goes through a lot of effort to make sure no one knows where the Joestar manor is, or that Harry is staying there. Considering his status, they are likely right to do so.
- The Scapegoat: Dumbledore uses Snape to carry out any unsavory tasks since if he's caught, any suspicious action will merely appear to be "characteristic" of him as an antisocial former Death Eater.All the world could burn, but Albus Dumbledore would stay untarnished.
- Spanner in the Works: The Joestar family is a partially unintentional one toward's Dumbledore's plans for Harry, ensuring that Dumbledore isn't the only adult wizard the kid can count on and encouraging him to question his perspectives.
- Take Care of the Kids: Sirius and James made a mutual promise to always protect each-other's children. Sirius uses it to find Harry after Jotaro destroys their trail.
- Teasing the Substitute Teacher: Inverted Trope. Malfoy tries to invoke this during Kujo and Hagrid's first lesson, and learns the hard way to not to harass a hippogriff.
- Voluntary Shapeshifter: Members of the Joestar family have some kind of ability to shapeshift into large dogs, but given Kujo's confusion about Animagi, it's most likely a different type of ability.
- We Need a Distraction: Harry needs a way to sneak back to Hogwarts from Hogsmeade without anyone noticing. Kakyoin picks up on it, and happily obliges... by kissing Professor Kujo in front of the Hogwarts gates and the entire student body.
- We Used to Be Friends: The Joestar family to Dumbledore, particularly Jonathan, who was a slightly older contemporary. Though considering the way the Joestars handle and refer to Dumbledore after their falling out, the headmaster may be overestimating how much they trusted him in the first place.
