Die For Our Ship / Naruto

According to Fan Dumb, Sakura is stupid for not leaving her "love rival" Hinata to die. LOLWAT.note 

There are very few people in Naruto who don't get bashed for one reason or another in terms of shipping. This is often exacerbated by the main characters often having unrequited love for others, who in turn are in love with a third person, thus resulting in many Love Triangles and characters ending up as potential obstacles for pairings, on top of the debates over who is right for whom.

  • Sakura Haruno gets it the worst, having the dual misfortune of being a girl that hangs around boys shipped together (Naruto/Sasuke) and standing in the way of the major Fan-Preferred Couple (Naruto/Hinata). It didn't help that for the first half of Naruto, she was a Clingy Jealous Girl to Sasuke, which makes fans deliberately ignore her subsequent Character Developmentwhich started while she was still a Clingy Jealous Girl. It doesn't matter to the fanbutts that Sakura's will to stop being The Load gave her motivation, or that she came to care for Sasuke as the utterly damaged person he is/was instead of just mooning for "Sasuke-kun", or that she did toughen up to become an true Action Girl, or that she shows realistic reactions to all the shit that befalls her and Naruto: she's still "The Pink Roach" to them. And even if she was designed to (initially) invoke This Loser Is You, she still does not deserve the shit that fangirls give her. Unfortunately, the bashing has spread to this very wiki for Sakura-bashers and "fandom feminists" who enjoy bashing every Naruto female except for Temari or Kushina.
    • Surprisingly, she hasn't gotten much more hate than usual with Chapter 631. The hate is directed towards two other people actually: Minato and Naruto. See below.
    • Sasuke himself gets in on the bashing in Chapter 693, when he KO's Sakura with a genjutsu of him stabbing her, then coldly sneers at her for "having fun daydreaming about love" when he doesn't have any reason to love her and has no idea why she fell in love with him to begin with.
  • Hinata Hyuga is bashed a lot for liking Naruto or (according to some fans) her cousin Neji. There are several fics where Hinata finds out that Naruto has the Kyuubi trapped inside him and proceeds to hate or fear him, only to be slapped into shape by Sakura. (The idea was Jossed in Ch. 355-356, when she doesn't react when it's mentioned around her.) There's also the hate she receives for her characterization as a Shrinking Violet with such fans saying that "she's too weak and shy and doesn't deserve Naruto". Naruto/Hinata and Naruto/Sakura pairing wars get ugly; it's always assumed that Naruto/Hinata fans bash Sakura (a majority of them don't), and Naruto/Sakura fans bash Hinata (again, a majority of them don't).
    • Has become specially ugly since Naruto saved Hinata's life in the middle of the Shinobi War and has aknowledged her as a strong person. The Sasuke/Naruto shippers on several places (specially tumblr) have gone berserk at that, pouring tons of shit on poor Hinata and the Naru/Hina shippers. Said fans are also often unhappy that Hinata was the one who got Naruto out of his Heroic B.S.O.D. caused by Neji's death.
    • Hinata bashing has gone Up to Eleven ever since the manga came to an end and the last chapter was a Babies Ever After Distant Finale that depicts Naruto married to Hinata with two children.
  • An even more extreme case than Sakura's is Karin, Sasuke's new teammate, who gets bashed from both SasuSaku and SasuNaru fans, although the former are more virulent about it. Fans often make Karin into an oversexed nympho with constantly opened legs (when she's almost the exact opposite) who tries so hard to "steal Sasuke from his rightful lover Sakura and/or Naruto", especially if the fic's setting is High School. True, Karin's infatuation with Sasuke was unhealthy and obsessive — However, the shippers' attitude towards her still carries a whiff of this trope, since they ignore that most of her antics are Played for Laughs and as more of a character flaw than a marker of being "a bad person", that Sasuke knew about all this when he recruited her for his team, and that beyond this she does genuinely care for him.
  • There's a fair amount regarding the Ino/Shikamaru/Temari triangle. Shika/Tema fans often turn Ino into a shallow and shrill bimbo who only thinks of her looks and is way too stupid for Shikamaru. Shika/Ino fans often bash Temari by making her a domineering and cruel Yandere-bitch who stops at nothing to make Shikamaru hers. Things got worse when another girl named Shiho took a romantic interest in Shikamaru, becoming the triangle's Third-Option Love Interest; both Shikamaru/Temari and Shikamaru/Ino fans want her to die in a fire.
  • Shino is badly treated in the few fics about Kiba/Hinata. This is odd, because Shino doesn't seem to have romantic designs on anyone, much less Hinata.
    • It's bad enough that so many characters are treated to Die for Our Ship in favor of the very troubled Sasuke, but Shino is treated to this for a ship on a much more minor scale… seriously. If there was something called shipping dissonance, the Naruto fandom would have it covered.
    • Many yaoi fangirls tend to to pair Kiba with Hinata at first only for him to realize in the end that she is a manipulative bitch and have him fall in love with Shino or another male character in the end.
    • Kiba often gets characterized as easily jealous and overprotective of Hinata.
      • Kiba may just be the most bashed male in the series after Sasuke.
  • Neji is sometimes treated poorly in fanfics that pair Hinata with someone else (especially if that someone else isn't Naruto), and he is sometimes portrayed as hating Hinata even after his Heel–Face Turn. Oddly, Neji rarely suffers in Tenten/Lee ships.
  • Even minor characters get it. Matsuri appeared as one of two Gaara fangirls in the manga. In a Filler arc of the anime, she had the misfortune of being introduced as the only one willing to accept Gaara as her teacher during a training session. Raging fangirls hate her guts because of the possible Hot for Student-like Ship Tease moments she had with Gaara, something NO other girl on the show ever had. This page shows just how far Fan Dumb can go...
    • Then there are the Unfortunate Implications that these Gaara "fans" want the only person (besides his siblings, Naruto, and maybe his mentor) that would give him a chance to die. Apparently, they want Gaara to have more reasons to morbidly depressed, lonely, and suicidal. Let the guy have a companion, people. He really needs it.
  • Sai not only gets criticism from Shika/Ino shippers, but also gets lots of flak from Naru/Hina shippers for telling Sakura how much Naruto loves her, even though it's shown later that he's no Shipper on Deck.
    • It doesn't help that he was emotionally repressed and he feel into total stoic mode because the only person he cared for like a brother died. He reads books on relationships and love because he can't understand it by himself. In the real world, he would have to undergo intense therapy (actually a lot of characters need to). Then there are the fan fics that depict him reading porn that makes him decide to capture a female cast member and try it out on top of the fact he doesn't know sexual assault is wrong, effectively calling him an ignorant rapist. This is despite the fact that he must already know what sex is because we see him insult Naruto by stating that his "package" must be small. That just indicates that he probably knows what "packages" are for and why it is an insult in the first place.
  • Asuma, who along with Kurenai was part of a rare official couple in Naruto, gets treated poorly in some fics that pair that her with Kakashi or someone else.
  • Sasuke gets this sometimes, too, which is only natural given what a Base-Breaking Character he is - it's not too hard to find people that don't want him anywhere near their preferred girl/couple. This is mostly Naru/Saku shippers - which gives them an opportunity to have Sakura realise how much better Naruto would be as a partner (at least when they don't exaggerate it) - but some others who are protective of their favourite characters take extra care Sasuke won't dare interfere. Fact is, though, in Fan Fiction it's actually not that hard to take Sasuke's negative traits Up to Eleven with a little work, making him a villain handily enough without making him unrecognisable... that is, if they don't just kill him outright (seriously, some writers have even written Wave-AU-Fics where Sasuke is killed by Haku, an incident he survived in canon).
    • It's true. He gets turned into a far more horrid individual in so many fanfictions its rare to find one where he isn't a complete monster.
    • The Sasuke/Sakura pairing actually comes under fire quite often even from people with no shipping agenda of their own for either character, simply on the grounds that the pair of them have absolutely no chemistry together whatsoever and Kishimoto writes Sasuke as a completely unlikable douche, making Sakura look genuinely stupid and immature for remaining so hung up on him. The aforementioned chapter 693 scene and the fact that in the post-series story he seems to be a horrifically neglectful and uncaring husband and father almost seems like an in-universe acknowledgement of this line of thinking, which runs roughly "we don't care who Sakura ends up with, but we simply refuse to believe Sasuke is capable of forming a meaningful relationship with anyone."
  • Rin, the Combat Medic in training that was in a Power Trio with Kakashi and Obito in the past, got quite a bit of snorts and bashing from fans because of the Love Triangle: Obito liked her, Rin liked Kakashi instead, and Kakashi felt that he couldn't return her feelings after Obito's death. The heat, however, has started to take quite a bit of sexist-based force after a recent chapter revealed that Obito grew into the very shady and evil Tobi from the Akatsuki as a result of a chain of events that started with his apparent demise, and included Rin's death, which the Fan Dumb interpreted as her being at fault for Obito's Face–Heel Turn and then "translated" into "Fucking bitch, she didn't give Obito vagina, now he's evil. IT'S HER FAULT"
  • Minato is officially public enemy #1 in most Naruto/Hinata fans' eyes for asking Sakura if she was Naruto's girlfriend, comparing her to his wife Kushina and asking her to take care of his son. Most wished he hadn't said anything at all when they are not calling him an idiot who "doesn't know anything about Naruto or Sakura". Apparently not knowing anything means he can't ask questions and take the answers he gets at face value. Not to mention, having been dead for the last 17 years makes it rather difficult for Minato to have already known what was going on.
  • Naruto gets it almost as bad as Sakura and worse than Sasuke. Sasuke/Sakura fans or Sakura/anyone else fans already see him as an obstacle. But what's really surprising is now Naruto/Hinata fans are giving him this treatment. In chapter 631 he told his father he considers Sakura his girlfriend("more or less"). He has been called every name in the insult book because of this and now a good chunk the of Naruto/Hinata fanbase wish for his head on a platter (or at least for Hinata to slap him or something.) Of course, 61 chapters later, when Minato's fading away once and for all, and Naruto's telling him how he's following Kushina's advice, when Naruto gets to the part about finding a girl, he trails off and concedes that not everything is going as Kushina had hoped. This further lends credence to the idea that Naruto wasn't sure of his answer the first time, and said what he did because he was put on the spot.
    • Fics that pair Hinata with someone other than Naruto tend to have to explain at some point why she is not pursuing or with him. Some may indicate that Hinata decided that she wasn't actually in love with Naruto, but others kill Naruto off or have him reject her in favor of Sakura without any regard for her feelings.
  • Chapter 700 reveals the pairings to be Naruto and Hinata, with a son (Boruto) and a daughter (Himawari), Sasuke and Sakura with a daughter (Sarada), Ino and Sai with a son (Inojin), Choji and Karui with a daughter (Chocho), and Shikamaru and Temari with a son (Shikadai.) You can imagine how the fans took THAT. Apparently the same fans actually want the manga banned in the U.S. because their pairing wasn't made canon and demands that Kishimoto makes an alternate ending with their favorite ship canon. See here. Note the grammatical and spelling errors in the demands made with the petition; it may even be a troll one... one hopes.
    • Oh, and there is a new series planned for the Spring of 2016 that focuses on these children. Get ready for new shipping wars! Boruto x Sarada? Shikadai x Himawari? Inojin x Chocho? Inojin x Shikadai? It has already started.
    • There's this website aptly named Hall of Anal Devastation. As you might have guessed, it contains all the rage from the Naru/Saku shippers.
  • Naruto Gaiden kicks off by implying that Sarada might be Karin's daughter with Sasuke, not Sakura's. Tumblr has already exploded.
    • Sarada underwent a maternity test, and its results state that she is Karin's biological daughter rather than Sakura. Predictably, Tumblr exploded a-g-a-i-n.
    • At the end of Gaiden it is revealed that the umbilical cord was from Sarada and that Sakura is her biological mother. Karin helped Sakura when she gave birth to Sarada and kept the umbilical cord, so the above "result" was a mistake. Apparently Suigetsu (who performed the test at Sarada's insistence) doesn't actually understand how DNA works and failed to realize a parent and child will have a 50% match, not 100%. This lead to Tumblr exploding for A THIRD TIME.
  • There's a small but vicious contingent of Kakashi/Gai fans out there who absolutely loathe Iruka. Kakashi/Iruka fans, meanwhile, usually love Gai. Go figure.