Any of the Jiraiya in the hot spring scenes in the episode Kidnapped! Naruto's Hot Springs Adventure!
: Cannonball!! (Naruto dives into the hot spring with Jiraiya.
: I can't say I'm having much fun here. Just me and the knucklehead... When is the mixed-bathing going to start?
: Well they're female, I suppose. But uh... The only problem is THEY'RE THE WRONG SPECIES!
(Jiraiya is surrounded by monkeys.
) This, uh, isn't quite what I had in mind.
: Well I wanted humans and I got humans. If only... IT WASN'T A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS! Fat men
: Who you callin' fat, grandpa?! Jiraiya
: Are there any human women in this town? Ugh!
: At last I've got women and plenty of them. But still... Old Lady
: Aren't you cute? Jiraiya
: (Surrounded by old ladies.
) I hoped for women who still had their own teeth you know! Ugh!
: Things just go from bad to worst. When they said mix bathing, I did not know they meant this
(Jiraiya is surrounded by a mixture of monkeys, fat men, and old ladies.
) I just need to be patient that's all. OW! My foot! OW! (Everyone crushes Jiraiya in the face due to the lack of room.
(Three young ladies come to the hot spring and stop when they see Jiraiya, scream, and run off.) From the Three Tails Arc... Tobi is really pushing it this time...
Jiraiya: (Delusional from being in the water so long.) Must be hearing things, I thought I heard the women were here. (Sinks into the water as the episode fades out.)
Tobi: [Points to a dumpling shop.] Hey! Hey! Hey! Deidara look! A dumpling shop! [Flops around like an idiot.] Let's take a breather can we? Can we? We've been walking all day and I'm totally exhausted! [Madly dashes to the dumpling shop.] BWAAHAHAHAHA!
Deidara: You don't look that exhausted... [Walks over to the dumpling shop and sits down next to Tobi.] You act like a four year old sometimes, you know that?
Tobi: Ah, what's the rush? We're trying to catch one of the tailed beasts but we don't even know where it is. What's gonna hurt if we kick back for a bit?... By the way, which one are we after again?
Deidara: [Annoyed.] THE THREE TAILS!!!
Tobi: First we find them, then we catch them! Just leave it to Tobi, okie dokie?
Waitress: [Hands Deidara and Tobi their dumplings.] Here you go. Dumplings for two.
Tobi: [Bouncing in his seat.] OOOOOH! These look tasty! Let's see, let's see! [Picks up the stick holding the three dumplings and reaches for his mask. Deidara tries to hid the fact he's trying to get a peek under the mask. Tobi quickly turns around, crushing the chance of Deidara getting a peek.] Oh! These are so good! The sauce is out of this world! Not too sweet, not too salty! [Deidara takes a bite out of his dumplings in annoyance that he didn't get a peek under the mask.] That really hit the spot, huh? [Turns around and looks into the shop and spots a porcelain piggy bank. Tobi points to it.] Hey Deidara! Get a load of this! [Deidara looks at the piggy bank in annoyance and disgust.] That looks exactly like your work! [Deidara's patience runs thinner.] Could it be that your art style is... A rip off? [Tobi covers the part on his mask where his mouth is. Deidara fumes.]
Tobi: [Yelps and runs away.]
: YOU'RE DEAD!!!
[Sends Tobi flying away with a smoke trail behind the poor moron; most likely, tried to blow him up again.
- A little while later, Deidara's still mad at Tobi from what he said in the last episode...
Tobi: [Sticks his butt out from behind a tree.] If your gonna to cover yourself don't forget your butt! [Deidara keeps on walking.] Huh? [Runs ahead like an idiot and hides behind another tree. Puts a finger to where his mouth should be behind his mask.] Look at me! I'm like a school girl in love with her professor! [Deidara keeps on walking.] Wha? Deidara, look at me! You're not still angry? Hey! Let's be friends and look for Three-Tails together!
Deidara: [Turns around and glares at Tobi.] UGH! GO AWAY!
Tobi: [Flinches.] Aw come on! If we don't get to work, the others will chew us out! Cut me some slack, will you? Hey I know, I will let you take a peek under my mask!
Deidara: I said get lost.
Tobi: Deidara! If you keep acting so mean, I might leave for real! Aww... Guess I have no choice, I will just go search on my lonesome! [Deidara and Tobi go down separate roads.]