Naruto's first use of the Sexy Jutsu. Even funnier is when he uses it on the 3rd Hokage...and it works.
Episode 3 of the original has two of these:
1) The infamous scene where Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss...
Any time the kiss is brought up again is an instant CMOF. For example, in a filler episode, a woman accused Naruto of having no experience in kissing. He felt admitting he kissed a guy would retain his dignity. Probably not the smartest thing he's done. Also, in a post-episode omake in which Naruto and Lee debate which of them would be better for Sakura, Lee points out that Naruto gave his first kiss to Sasuke, and Naruto frantically tries to cover it up.
In Shippuden episode 194 (a filler) Naruto and Sasuke have another kiss and this time its just as hilarious because they're glued together by the hands, falling over a waterfall. The water even makes a heart shaped splash! Sasuke's line is priceless: "Why is it always with you?"
And now in chapter 572 Kurama brings it up while also musing that Naruto's never kissed a girl.
2) The scene where Naruto pretends to be Sasuke to fool Sakura, and just as he is about to kiss her... he realizes he has to go to the bathroom!
Yep, in some cases toilet humor can be funny.
During the more comedic moments anything Kakashi says can be pretty darn funny especially the following from episode 4:
Kakashi: (to Naruto, Sasuke, & Sakura) "Hmm, how can I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots."
Also: Oh...me? My name is Kakashi Hatake. What I like...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...hmm...never really thought about that...as for my hobbies...well, I have a lot of hobbies.
And Sakura's response to Kakashi's questions: ""I'm Sakura Haruno. I like...(looks at Sasuke) I mean the person I like (looks at Sasuke) My dream for the future is (looks at Sasuke) My hobby is (Fan girl squeal.)" Kakashi asks her what it is she hates and she simply states "NARUTO." while Naruto gets an upset/shocked expression on his face.
Episode five: Sakura's reaction to seeing Sasuke buried in the ground up to his head thinking that he's just a disembodied head.
Kakashi's "Sennen Goroshi" ("One-Thousand Years of Death") jutsu, which... turns out to be performing kancho (a Japanese practical joke where you shove your fingers up someone's behind) on your opponent as well as using chakra to send the opponent flying. Then later in the series, Naruto uses it on Gaara. The look on Temari's face is priceless. Gaara himself doesn't quite seem to know what to do. Then it turns out Naruto used a kunai. Laden with explosives. "Boom." Even funnier since Gaara is half-transformed into the Shukaku.
The funny things comes during some games like the Naruto Ultimate Ninja, when you can have Kakashi do the "Sennen Goroshi" on people like Itachi Uchiha, Tsunade and even Orochimaru... Imagine those kind of people getting hit with such jutsu. The game can make that happen.
Land of Waves arc
Team Seven are eating a meal together and Naruto and Sasuke are competing by having a eating contest. They both finish at the same time, give one another a Lightning Glare and then promptly throw up.
I personally laughed until I cried during Naruto's fight with Kiba. When Naruto accidentally farted right into Kiba's face and Kiba starts screaming because he had his sense of smell augmented... It was weird, because while I did feel bad for poor Kiba, I just could NOT stop laughing at everyone's reactions.
That moment is epic because of the perfectly-Played for Laughs mood whiplash. The epic fight music... then the sudden Record Needle Scratch and *brrp*... the audience shares the characters' disbelief perfectly.
Kakashi chimed in with a wonderfully corny sentiment: "Who said Naruto had run out of gas?"
As well as the other time he farted in Kiba's face.
His subsequent total blasÚness at the beginning of the fight, where he literally cares more about the clouds and the fact that he's too honorable to hit a girl than any form of strategising, which is even more hilarious contrasted with the hyped-up crowd, which is eagerly waiting for another match because Sasuke can't be found and Kankuro forfeited his match against Shino.
Ino: Go for it Shikamaruuuu! Use a super-ultimate technique on her and take that b—— DOOOWWWWWN!
Invasion of Konoha arc
While on the subject, Gaara's full transformation is hilarious. The dub gives him a southern accent...
Shukaku: I'm finally freeeee!! Here I come, baby!
Gamakichi: Man, that is one funky demon.
Search for Tsunade arc
And the little exchange between the young Jiraya and Sarutobi in the flashback from episode 83...
Just before the above sequence starts, Lee falls and is about to be cut in half — and he asks Kimimaro to wait "one moment, please". Kimimaro... waits.
Even better because for the first couple seconds, it looks like Kimimaro doesn't know why he's obliging Lee.
During the Sasuke Arc, after Gaara saves Lee from Kimimaro. Lee thanks Gaara and tells him he's not one to hold a grudge, (very generous considering Gaara tried to assassinate him twice after their match, though he was unconscious both times and may not know) he then tells Gaara he can handle Kimimaro himself. Instead of arguing, Gaara uses his sand to grab Lee's ankle and trip him up to prevent him form fighting further.
Kazekage Rescue arc
How Naruto and Sakura beat Kakashi's bell test the second time: by threatening to spoil the ending of Icha Icha Tactics. Kakashi promptly claps his hands over his ears and closes his eyes for good measure.
What makes it really funny? Naruto hadn't even read that far into the book do to finding it totally boring!
When Kakashi and Chiyo meet for the first time, Chiyo accidentally mistakes him for his father (the legendary White Fang). So Chiyo charges at blinding speeds screaming like a crazy lady at the bewildered Kakashi that she's going to kill him. Thankfully everything is quickly cleared up a moment latter but, that look on Kakashi's face is priceless!
How about in the Naruto + Kakashi vs. Itachi fight in Shippuuden? Chiyo explaining the technique to fighting a genjutsu user with two people. The only time you'll ever see Chibi Itachi. Complete with DX expression as Sakura whacks him with a stick. Priceless.
In episode 18 of Shippuden, Gai tries to start that thing where everyone on the team puts their hands in the middle of the circle to get pumped up with Neji, Tenten and Lee. He puts his hand in... but no one puts theirs in until Gai grunts, then Lee puts his hand in. Neji and Tenten don't move. Gai grunts again, longer this time while looking at Tenten, and she (resignedly and obviously embarrassed) puts her hand in. Neji doesn't move. Gai grunts again while looking at him, but Neji still doesn't move and glares at Gai...who glares right back. The two then have a stare down of sorts, complete with dramatic lighting. Gai starts grunting again, louder and more intense this time and the camera angle switches to a wide-view shot of the forest around the four. You can hear Gai continue grunting on and off... and then you him chuckle as Neji puts his hand into the circle.
And then right after Team Gai departs, Naruto enthusiastically suggests that Team Kakashi should have a Team Hand Staxk, too. Sakura says that she would rather die.
Episode 16 of Shippuden, Gai is traveling with his team in the woods with Pakkun, and Pakkun and Lee ask him if he is ok after using the Gates, Gai laughs it off, saying he's full of energy... then while his head is turned he jumps head-first into a tree branch, knocking him out cold. Tenten then exclaims: "I don't know. He doesn't look so hot to me."
The "piggyback" scene yet.
* Gai picks up an exhausted Kakashi and gives him a piggy-back ride* Naruto: That's just wrong. Sakura: Grown men playing piggy-back... it's almost creepy. Tenten: Oh, brother... Lee: What the? I get it...a training exercise! Gai: So you wanna see faster? I'll show you faster! What's wrong, slow pokes? Can't keep up with me? Let's go! * Gai runs off* Sakura: It looks even weirder when they're in motion. Lee: * bends over to offer Neji a ride* Neji... Neji: Forget it!
And the continuation at the start of the first episode, when Gai charges into the Leaf Village with a semi-conscious Kakashi flopping around on his back.
Episode 31 shows that Gaara has fangirls. Their gushing over him is hilarious, and they even knock Naruto over trying to get to him.
This priceless "analysis" from Gai about Kisame's sword, after they had been fighting for quite a while.
Gai: That weapon... it's yours, right?
Neji: Who's else could it be?
Gai: Ha! But there's a big difference between knowing and being absolutely certain.
Rock Lee: Wise words, Guy Sensei! So simple and yet so full of profound meaning!
TenTen: Oh, give me a break. Do you get this excited about everything he says?
Tobi: Well, what did you know? Looks like Deidara is gone too. Blew himself to bits from the looks of it! Don't you think, Mr. Zetsu? [Grabs the arm.] There are probably body parts scattered all over here! [Starts to laugh, but is interrupted.]
Deidara: Get your hands off that, you fool!
Tobi: Hey! He's alive!
Black Zetsu: Where's the Jinchuriki?
Deidara: Don't look at me; I did my job.
Tobi: Dear, dear, you must of had a close shave, huh Deidara? But you're in one piece? Oops, sorry.
[Brief yet awkward silence.]
Deidara: Tobi, even the Buddha loses patience when insulted a third time. One more word and there will be no doubt about the cause of your death!
Tobi: You're just gonna bomb me to death, right?
Black Zetsu: That was the third one!
Deidara: [Strangles Tobi with his legs. Tobi struggles for air.] DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!!!
Sai and Sasuke arc
There is a scene soon after Sai joins Team 7. When he insults Naruto, Naruto tries to pick a fight with him. Sakura lectures Naruto about importance of teamwork and asks him to ignore Sai's comments. A moment later, Sai insults Sakura. Guess what follows.
"The Fake Smile", an episode in the Shippuden anime. Yamato using his scary face on Naruto while saying "There's nothing like it, is there?".
When Naruto plans to jump into the female side of the baths, Yamato tells him of a time when Jiraya almost died. He had his limbs broken, shattered rib cage, and several ruptured internal organs. Tsunade was said to have done it. All because Jiraya did exactly what Naruto was planning to do (jump into the female side of the baths). Since Naruto knows Sakura was trained by Tsunade and is on the female side of the baths....cue Naruto getting Blank White Eyes, a hilarious Heroic BSOD, and the Ahou Crow.
Besides, Naruto's fear from that initial ghoul stare from Yamato was broken by another "penis remark" from Sai.
The implication was so terrifying for Naruto, he has a nightmare about it later in the anime. Every female character in the series is in towels and is ticked at Naruto, then he gets beaten up by them cue him beating himself with a pillow in his sleep.
Except for Hinata, for obvious reasons. She only had a look of slight disapproval on her face.
Kakuzu: I guess it's not quite all over yet, is it? As you (Shikamaru) can plainly see, my abilities are countless. You'd be wise to retreat and plan your next move, that is if you're smart unlike my partner here. Just remember, all the battle plans you make mean nothing when the situation on the ground doesn't go as calculated. Hidan: Hehehe...huh? Kakuzu! What did you mean "unlike my partner here", huh?! Kakuzu: Just what I said, you idiot.
Kakuzu: That scar on your neck is embarrassing. Cover it up. Hidan: Hey, look at that; it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping it for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you know that? Kakuzu: Shut up! Come on, let's go. Hidan: Hey! Wait up! Let me put it on at least! Come on, admit it. You like me a little, dont'cha? Kakuzu: Either you shut up or I'll kill you. Hidan: You're embarrassed; I understand...
Hidan: That was pitiful. What happened there, buddy? Kakuzu: You should talk. I wasn't the one who fell for a shadow clone. Hidan: Oh yeah...heh heh...right...you saw that?...
During the Jiraiya vs Pain fight Jiraiya summons Gamaken and tries to do his introduction dance, he falls, Jiraiya blames Gamaken, and Gamaken's reaction. "It ain't my fault you're klutzier than a drunken monkey."
By that same merit, Sasuke's reaction to Itachi blocking his Kirin with Susanoo may possibly count.
Tobi. Seriously, almost every appearance he has is a CMOF, especially in Filler. That is until he drops his act as Tobi.
'Whack-A-Mole' Jutsu! Which consists of Tobi popping out of the ground and hitting the Konoha shinobi on the head. With a stick. And not some hefty branch, but a little twig-stick with a couple of leaves on it.
"Hidden Jutsu: Frill-necked Lizard!" Which consists of Tobi hanging upside down while his cloak obeys the laws of physics- which it only does Magic Skirt after he makes the handsign!
He then rubs the back of his head, and announces sheepishly, "Oh, right. That's all that jutsu does." Until then, the Konoha guys have been eagerly anticipating his technique.
This becomes even more hilarious (sorta) when you know who Tobi really is, and what he ends up doing over the next few chapters.
Avoiding Kiba's Fang Drill by...stepping to the side. Kiba's facial expression is what sells it.
It gets better. He didn't step off to the side. He skipped. Just to make it more humiliating and hilarious.
There's also the scene in the restaurant/yoghurt place, where Sasuke gets (loudly) reminded of his status in the show.
Shippuden episode 90. Naruto (whose right arm is in a cast) is having trouble eating with his left hand. When Sakura offers to feed him, so doesSai. Naruto is not amused. Suddenly Kakashi enters and wonders what's going on. One explanation later:
Kakashi: (attempting to feed Naruto with a ^_^ expression) Here comes the choo-choo!
During Itachi and Sasuke's fight, when Orochimaru sort of emerges from the mouth of a giant snake and spits a sword out, Zetsu regards everything with complete disgust:
In Karui's first appearance, she and Omoi argued over the possible reasons that they could have been called by the Raikage. Omoi thought he was going to be scolded for putting mayonnaise on his potatoes and for gaining weight; the argument started, however, with Omoi suggesting that Samui's back problems stem from her large breasts, which he mentions that Karui doesn't need to worry about. Karui gets pissed and responds by kicking him.
Later on their way to the hidden leaf, Omoi warns Karui not to throw rocks because they could hit larger rocks and cause a chain reaction that would result in an avalanche that could wipe out Konoha. Predictably she tells him to stop being an idiot only to arrive just after Pain's invasion... The look on her face is priceless.
Omoi: "K-Karui... What have you done!"
Related there's his brother the Raikage or rather the look on his face when he found out that this whole affair (including losing his arm) was because he wanted to go on vacation.
During Sakura's 'confession' to Naruto in chapter 469, you get reaction shots from the other ninja. Rock Lee is facepalming.
Naruto's and Kiba's expressions just make the whole thing even more hilarious.
Naruto's nickname for Zetsu: "HEY ALOE VERA! WHERE THE FUCK IS SASUKE?!"
Chapter 489: Either Karin telling her interrogators her "demands" (namely lunch), Shizune mistakenly thinking Tsunade (who's eating a lot to recover her chakra) wants to eat Tonton, or Naruto suddenly getting Reverse Summoned to the Toad's Mountain before eating some ramen and accidentally eating a bunch of insects on a platter.
Chapter 491: What's the matter, Naruto? Frog in your throat?. Seriously, almost the whole chapter is a CMOF.
Especially with the picture of Naruto in a lush island paradise surrounded by butterflies and two squirrels on the left coming from the Great Toad Sage's hint of where he'll find an 'octopus'.
Yamato in chapter 495, "Its great that Naruto and Bee have found such common ground, but, no offense, I hope Naruto doesn't pick up his rapping."
Killer Bee telling Naruto to cut it out with saying 'dattebayo' all the time and Naruto's shocked reaction.
This exchange from Chapter 496:
Killer Bee: (gesturing to a demon head sculpture with an open mouth on the wall) Insert here so you can talk to your tailed beast in a special way. Inside this structure, you hear what I say?
Naruto: Inside there?
Killer Bee: Only those who've been chosen may enter this place. Put your head into this space. If you're a good man, respected, no darkness in your heart detected, the door will open. You won't be rejected!
Yamato: Look, Could you please explain all this a little more normally? I don't understand it.
Naruto: No darkness in your heart... that means, I see... that's why at the waterfall...
Chapter 497 mixes in a funny moment with all the awesome. First Kyubi uses the Menacing ball and fires it at Naruto. Killer Bee then states "AWW HELL NAW!!!!" and catches it with Hachibi, which eats the ball.
Chapter 498 mixes in some funny moments with all the heartwarming moments. Naruto mistaking Kushina as the nine tailed fox's human form and Kushina laughing in response and hitting Naruto while saying her Verbal Tic "Like NO!"
And made all the more ridiculous by the fact that people used to accuse him of the same thing, for the same reason.
Naruto being glad to see that his mom's a babe, realizing that because he has her looks he's hot as well, and wondering if her red hair would have looked good on him complete with a panel of him with red hair and giving a thumbs up while sparkling. Heartwarming and hilarious.
Then there is Kushina telling Naruto how her nickname was "The Bloody Habanero" and Minato's was "The Yellow Flash", and wondering what Naruto's nickname is. With great satisfaction and a sense that Kishimoto had this planned out since he decided on the character's appearances, Naruto says his nickname is "The Orange Hokage".
Also, when Kushina's telling him about how she beat her bullies half to death, Naruto thinks "Kiba and Shikamaru... Always said moms were scary."
In a recent chapter, Kushina and Sasuke's mother Mikoto are shown speaking together, Mikoto carrying the infant Sasuke. Kushina asks about Mikoto's "daughter".
Made even funnier by this:
Kushina: By the way... does it hurt as much as they say?!
Mikoto (pretty much sweat dropping): Wow... so there are things you're afraid of.
Biiko (Sarutobi's wife): Come on, Kushina! [drags her by the arm]
In a great example of Mood Whiplash, chapter 502 shows us what Guy and Kakashi were doing right before the Kyuubi was released on Konoha.
Guy approaches the "inner-reflection" waterfall from the 490 chapters and begins to hear a shadowy figure tell him how inappropriate his declarations about youth are. The figure tells him "prepare to face your true self"... and then Kisame comes bursting out of the waterfall, fleeing Naruto and in the midst of changing forms.
Guy : Th-This is what I am on the inside?!?!
And then he punched Kisame in the face!
Guy summons his turtle from the Chunin exam because he needs its shell as a stepping stone... in midair. It was rather pissed about that.
He even lampshades the fact that Guy has never used him since that first appearance, and apparently never used him off-panel in all that time either.
I'm the only one that finds this one funny? Here:
"It's some kind of giant blowfish!" "Yeah,there are a lot of giant animals around here!" "...So that's what your blowfish looks like? I bet they are delicious" "DO YOU ALL INSIST ON MAKING SUCH IDIOTIC MISUNDERSTANDINGS?!"
Minato: Umm.... is Kushina reallyokay?? I've never seen her like this before....
Biwako: She's fine! Just keep an eye on the seal!!!
Minato: Bu, but she's.... (cue Minato's freaked out expression)
Biwako: GOOD LORD!!! you're the Fourth Hokage for HEAVEN'S SAKE!!! This is why women can
have babies!!! you men can't handle PAIN!!!
The first half of chapter 511. Jiraya and his students dressed as frogs. You will wonder if Kishimoto finally snapped.
From Chapter 512, everyone has gotten free of Kisame's final booby trap. Might Guy is on the ground, paralyzed with pain due to the damage done to his body by opening seven gates. Naruto touches him lightly, and he screams, and Yamato then explains what happened. As conversations continue between the others, Naruto, in the background, keeps poking Guy about once per page, and poor Guy is screaming from offscreen every few panels.
Within Ch. 513-514, it was shown that Naruto's official cover-up for being in Kumogakure's Turtle Island is an S-Class mission of ecological surveying and profiling all its species. He and his teammates had a conflict over the gender a decidedly-female looking aardvark until Zombie!Deidara and Kabuto turns up to flip Turtle Island down and capture Naruto and Killer Bee. With all animals in the island knocked down unconscious, we see the aardvark lying flat on its back with a crudely-drawn penis.
Naruto's Sexy No Jutsu had knocked out even the third hokage and never let him down before...but when he tries to use it to convince Bee to help him out, Bee just shuts the door.
Shinobi World War arc
After Sasori and Deidara have been brought back to life, Deidara points out how Sasori's weak point is "a big bullseye in the middle of [his] chest".
Sasori: Do you wanna die, Deidara?
Deidara: I am dead, both of us are!
Death just seems to have made Deidara generally funnier. Particularly amusing was him insisting to Tsuchikage that he had killed Sasuke, and Tsuchikage thinking, "Deidara has no idea what's going on..." Also, him yelling at Sasori for releasing himself from Edo Tensei was hilarious.
This interaction from Episode 280. It's made even funnier when Sasuke turns out to be a henge'd Kurotsuchi.
Sasuke: My business is with Naruto, not you.
Deidara: Damn it, not that again! First Itachi, now Naruto?! You really don't give a damn about me, do you?!
Two ninjas urinating and comparing the ripples they make while an assassin Zetsu gets behind them.
Found the Peeing Duo:
Peeing Ninja 1: I gotta pee well this time! Next is my turn for lookout.
Peeing Ninja 2: I pee better than you. Look at the size of the ripples my pee caused!
Fake Tetsu: [The size of pee ripples...]
Peeing Ninja 2: Hey, Tetsu, come pee too. You'll have to wait a long time for the next chance to.
Peeing Ninja 1: Say, don't sneak behind us like that, Tetsu. You distract me. I can't pee properly!
Fake Tetsu: Then... Let's dye your pee... Red.
The Peeing Ninja: Hey, hey...
Neji telling Kiba that his Byakugan is working fine. While looking at Akamaru.
After the Raikage and Tsunade intercept Killer Bee and Naruto:
Naruto: G...Granny? Killer Bee: No...Br...Brassiere! Raikage: Bee! How dare you be staring at the Hokage's chest like this? Bee: N-no, I meant to say "brother" and tripped at the "t", but since you mentioned it I bet she's an E!
PIGS DON'T HAVE HANDS!!!
547: Second Mizukage. Eyebrows.
And then telling Gaara that since Gaara is going to try to kill them, he should go for Mu first. He says if Gaara does it he'll cheer him on.
Actually, anything he does is hilarious; in fact, the entire ongoing arc with the resurrected ninja giving away their own weaknesses is kinda funny, in a somewhat disturbing way.
" I keep trying to tell you, attacking me now is useless! I'm nothing but a mirage!" "Then what're we supposed to do?" "Attack the clams first! I told you, the clams's creating the mirage!" "All right, let's do this! Aim for the clam!" (Aim for a clam) (The clam didn't budge) "...Huh!?" "Oh, COME ON! I've told you! I've told you already! That clam is a mirage too, you idiots! Aim for the real one, GODDAMMIT!!!" "FUCK YOU!! Where is the real one?" "I said that too! It's somewhere behind me, hiding in a mirage so you can't see it!" "Goddamit! Shit!" (attack at 2nd Mizukage again) (the attack go through him and the clam mirage) "I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!! IT'S USELESS TO ATTACK ME NOW!!!" "No, I aimed at the clam behind you, and... Oh, fuck it, I don't know anymore!"
The next chapter.
"Geez, they didn't even have any intent on winning.... Maybe I'm too strong for my own good?"
The Tsuchikage's face everytime his back goes out. It's especially funny in chapter 556.
A huge chunk of the cast standing on a cramped slab of stone. Even the tailed beasts. Delightfully ends with Killer Bee slipping and trying to climb back up.
Hinata fainting due Naruto's sudden appearance/being too close like in this scene. The Innocent Innuendo certainly didn't help matters.
Chapter 563, Naruto and Tobi run into each other... literally. As in Naruto immediately headbutts him before even saying a word.
This panel◊ from Chapter 478. The shading makes it look like Orochimaru has a mustache and a bit of hair under his lower lip.
That time Lee had his microphone turned up too high.
Chapter 565. Killer Bee saying "I was staring at her chest and saw something under the vest. At first I thought it was just nippl-OUCH!!"
As if Hachibi mega-poking Bee to not allow him to finish that sentence wasn't enough, there's also the facial expression Hachibi has as Bee talks about Yugito's breasts and Hachibi asks what the hell is he thinking considering they're in the middle of a war that will decide the fate of the entire planet.
Son Goku: I am the Handsome Monkey King of the Water Screen Cave; the King of the Sage Monkeys, bestowed with the Dharma name of Son by the Sage of the Six Paths. I am Son Goku, the Great Sage Equalling Heaven ho haa haa!!
Naruto: Huh? What? Wait, which part was your name? Ho Haa Haa...?
Son Goku: Son Goku, you slack jawed idiot!
Eventually, as Naruto continues to be confused, the Four Tails just gives up and asked to be called Son.
During the War, the Daimyo are in a castle protected by a shinobi division. In chapter 536, page 5... we find out they are bored.
Daimyo 1: I'm getting rather bored of cards, too...
Daimyo 2: Aren't there any other games in here?
In the same chapter, after Naruto and Killer Bee break through the Barrier Team's barrier, the Captain is on his knees and clutching a tree, before stating:
Captain: "It's no fair... They teamed up... No one said they could do that..."
Any YMMV on whether this is funny or Dude, Not Funny!, but then one of the Daimyo later asks "Can't they just calm down and talk things out?" While the people outside are fighting to protect him.
And now in chapter 572 Kurama brings up that infamous Sasuke/Naruto kiss while also musing that Naruto's never kissed a girl, causing Naruto to start gagging at the memory.
And Naruto crying over Yagura, who's so young, but led the miserable life of a jinchurinku and died before enjoying ramen or a girl's kiss...until the 4th Mizukage reveals that he's an adult.
In the Shippuden anime after the Pain arc Naruto returns to the village after beating Pain and Ino is shown looking at him with much adoration and stating out of nowhere "I could fall for him." Chouji's and Shikamaru's reactions to this statement are priceless.
Chapter 574: The beginning where Karin has major mood swings over a picture of Sasuke.
Suigetsu thinks on how he's the only normal person in Hebi/Taka, then Jugo asks why he's always getting between Sasuke and Karin. Suigetsu goes into a rant (With a scary face) on how he loves to cut things apart, and that's a vital part of who he is. Jugo comments how weird Suigestu is. He probably doesn't get that it's a very unsubtle jab at him.
Karin beating up on Suigetsu when he badmouths her who just turns into water to avoid getting hurt.
Despite 578 being a really intense chapter, it had a bit of a gem. Sasuke complained about how Itachi always left him for "later". Itachi notes that we keep our natures and habits until we die...but then, he's done that already, so he might want to work on a new way for dealing with his brother!
The first page of 578 is actually hilarious itself: it shows Naruto, Guy, and Kakashi vs Tobi, the 5 Kages vs Madara, and Itachi and Sasuke vs Kabuto ...all in chibi form.
579 is rather serious with the revelation that Kabuto has trained to become a Sage like Naruto from the Snake Summons among other reveals. This is broken by Itachi of all people calling Sasuke Dr. Snakes due to his knowledge of snakes when he was planning to kill Orochimaru. It's even funnier with there being a pause before saying it, as if Itachi added it in. Kabuto follows this up by saying "But you won't defeat me by becoming Dr. Snakes!". You can see it here: http://www.mangareader.net/naruto/579/4.
In the fight with Kinkaku and Ginkaku, the brother have four legendary treasure, one being a fan. When they are beaten, Darui is seen wondering where it went. In chapter 533, Tenten is seen using and thinking "This thing looks pretty sweet...wonder who drops it." Gets a grin on my face each time.
And the next time we see her, she's passed out on the ground from chakra drain.
Sasuke's Laughing Mad face. In the anime it makes Kakashi flinch in surprise.
Suigetsu being scared of a revived Orochimaru in chapter 593.
In chapter 599 despite its depressing mood, it also throws a funny bit of irony in. In the montage of Obito's life before his "death", it is shown Obito fought Guy in the Chuunin exams twice. Then gets his ass handed to him both times. Flash forward 20+ years later, it's Guy who gets the receiving end of the stick. How's that for irony?
Even better, Obito was late for the exams because he was helping an old woman with her bags, and got a candy as a reward. when fighting Guy, he prepares a jutsu...and chokes on that candy.
No one mentioned how Sakura and Lee thought Guy was injured or something of the sort, when in reality, he knew that Kakashi was his squad leader? His Eternal Rival has bested him once again!
The start of chapter 573, and the ending of the previous chapter. Naruto's just like, "I'm ahead of you because I just learned a bunch of difficult names!" While Tobi's like, "Huh?"
In 602, when Madara says that Obito will need to help him, Obito's responds as such:
It doesn't help that the first thing he woke up to was a Creepy Old Man with a sickle for a walking stick...
Which leads to a bit of Fridge Logic. This guy can use Mokuton, so why doesn't he just make a walking stick with it? Unless of course, he just wanted to scare Obito for the lulz, which may show off his weird sense of humor....
603: The two Zetsu prototypes, that is all.
609: Kurama's plan to deal with the enemy...or more accurately, the part where it looks like he intentionally got Kakashi killed for a second and Naruto freaks out at him. Kurama's little grin as he explains things is even better.
Ten-Tails Revival arc
610: Obito calling Madara out for not starting the Moon's Eye Plan right away because he's having fun watching the Juubi rampage and flat out calling him an Man Child. Madara denies it, but is clearly having a Pass the Popcorn moment.
Also, Kakashi tells Kurama that the fox is acting like a captain. Kurama gets defensive, only for Kakashi to grin and says he likes the idea. Yes, the Kyuubi is the captain of the heroes right now. That's character development!
Isn't Kurama telling Bee to pass Guy over and Guy being tossed and freaking out forgotten?
Something about it being Ino, she who is the most-bashed by fans for "not being strong enough" to be the one to take over Obito's mind for a few seconds so Naruto doesn't die right there is hilariously awesome.
The heavily-hyped headshot Team Naruto set up in the last chapter...being casually flicked aside.
Chapter 614 wasn't exactly funny, but there was some good dark humor to be found in what looks like the beginning of a breakdown in Obito and Madara's Big Bad Duumvirate right when both admit they need to be working together or the Juubi will rampage...
Chapter 619: Finding out what Hashirama's true personality is like. Learning that he was partially responsible for Tsunade's gambling addiction is hilarious.
Other highlights include Hashirama's reaction to finding out Tsunade is the current Hokage, and the fact that he's been the Butt Monkey for the entirety of the chapter. That's right, the "God of Shinobi" is the Boke to Tobirama's Tsukkomi.
Chapter 620: Poor Suigetsu gets scared shitless of a pissed-off Hashirama. He even starts to melt into a puddle of water!!
Chapter 622: Hashirama and Madara's interactions as kids.
Chapter 626: Hashirama narrates the peace the children of Konoha could now enjoy before suddenly interjecting that "they were able to live long enough to enjoy the wonders and horrors of alcohol."
Chapter 627: Suigetsu, after Sasuke, Juugo and Orochimaru decide to step to the battlefield, along with the revived Hashirama, Tobirama, Hiruzen and Minato, decides to bolt...only to get kicked in the face by an absurdly angry Karin, who is starting to verbally lash out at Sasuke...while beating the crap out of Suigetsu.
Just to keep the ball rolling, Orochimaru then makes a snide remark about Karin still having a "soft spot" for Sauke no matter what, which she ignores, opting to rush up to Sasuke and snuggle into his side, which makes him lean back as far as he can with the most ridiculous "NOPE, DO NOT WANT" face possible.
From the same chapter, Hashirama's face when he calls for the Hokage to prepare to depart. He looked as if an epic song was playing in his head, while his brother looks as if he doesn't want to be there.
Let's not forget when Orchimaru basically told Karin, "Hey I got stabbed by Sasuke as well but you don't see me holding a grudge."
Hashirama, after spending the entirety of his revival playing Warrior Therapist, finally remembering that he has slightly more pressing matters to deal with.
Madara eagerly shouts at Hashirama, ready to fight when suddenly...Hashirama tells him to hold his horses and let him deal with the Juubi first. Madara's stunned reaction is priceless.
Made even better with some thought Madara sensed Hashirama coming and when the First does arrive the first thing he does is start a dramatic "Now we fight!" scenario instead of attacking him the moment he arrives. Hashirama telling him to wait was clearly something he was not expecting and given how he allows the Hokage to trap the Ten-Tails implies he did exactly what Hashirama told him: Stand and wait while he dealt with something more important.
From the same chapter: The general reaction to Sasuke saying He'll become Hokage. Even Shino is fazed!
Does anyone find it rather interesting that Naruto is the only one to not have a gross overreaction to that declaration? He actually looks kinda annoyed. That or he's taking Sasuke very, very seriously.
Minato asking Sakura if she's Naruto's girlfriend. Naruto says "sort of". Sakura reacts as expected. Complete with Minato saying: "This girl kinda reminds me...of Kushina...".
632: Naruto's absolutely terrified expression when Sakura shows off her Yin seal. And then she throws her hat into the "I'm gonna be Hokage!" ring.
Shino dissing Kiba and basically telling him to shut up.
633: Sai joins the fight in an epic way...and Sasuke's expression of confusion clearly shows he's not sure who the guy is or not.
The demonstration of Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji's epic jutsu showing it's like a yoyo.
635: Suigetsu and Karin start bitching at each other, mostly with Suigetsu teasing her on how hopeless she is when it comes to Sasuke. Then Orochimaru deliberately (and ridiculously) upps his creepiness to scare them into stopping their argument and getting on with the task at hand.
Orochimaru's idea of encouraging his subordinates into healing Tsunade. And Karin and Suigetsu's reactions.
Orochimaru: You're both as abnormal as they come... so try and be civil towards one another. If you refuse, I'll bind you with my snakes, and send them down your throats to control you from within.
Karin: (You're... calling us abnormal?!)
Suigetsu: (Coming from a guy with that body and soul... I'm offended...)
641:Naruto and the Second Hokage's speak to each other for the first time.
Naruto: Wow! You can copy my dad! Old man with the face of the Second Hokage!
Tobirama: It's the Fourth that's copying me. Also, you should address me as the Second with respect!
Tobirama and Minato's interactions. First when Minato mentions using one of his techniques, which translated becomes "Spiralling Flash Super Round Dance Howl Participate Formula"; if they weren't in the middle of a war, Tobirama admitted he would have laughed at such a stupid name. Later when Naruto and Sasuke use their combination attack, Minato tries to say the name he made up for it, only to be told to shut up by the Second before he could finish.
642: Naruto starts gathering more chakra while in Kyuubi mode...and the cloak vanishes. Naruto and Sasuke's reactions really sell it. Even Obito goes absolutely silent. At this point, you can tell that Tobirama has just gotten so exasperated that he looks like he's thinking, "so this is my life now..."
Tobirama blaming Minato for Naurto's idiocy while pointing out even Obito is dumbstruck, with Minato giving a lame apology.
643: Kurama greets the half of his chakra that's sealed in Minato with "Hey, sexy bastard! Long time no see!" in the Manga Stream translation.
Chapter 644: Tobirama's frustration when he tells Naruto he invented the Kage Bushin no Jutsu and Sasuke's realization on how far behind Naruto he has became.
645: Naruto's and Yang Kurama's interactions are hilarious, with Kurama getting blank white eyes was hilarious
647: The looks on the Shinobi Alliance's faces when Hashirama has a flashback to the first Kage Summit. Their faces don't say utter despair so much as, "Not another flashback!"
Infinite Tsukuyomi arc
Chapter 664: Minato's flashback had a moment of comedic gold, when Kushina gets worried if Naruto is not going to get enough attention from Minato, he'll become a bad child. The funny part is Kushina's image of a bad child perfectly describes Naruto's personality.
Especially when you consider that Naruto's personality is very similar to his mother's.
Without Neji around, Tenten realizes she's stuck as the Only Sane Man to the Hot-Blooded Guy and Rock Lee. The image of Neji winking while holding a thumbs up is just the icing on the cake.
Only Madara could spit out and then throw away two of the Sage of Six Path's ridiculously-overpowered weapons without a care in the world.
Madara: Rikudo's ninja tools? Who cares?
And then TENTEN gets them completely by accident, when they slam her teammates face first into the ground no less. Eleventh-hour power up coming?
Chapter 666: The part of the flashback, where upon having to deal with Obito and Gai vying for the position of being Kakashi's rival, Kakashi himself word for word says "Fuck my life,"
When Naruto meets the Sage of Six Paths in his mind, the old man first talks to him with some large wordplay, which confuses Naruto. Then the elder tries talking like a young person in Naruto's generation, including Totally Radical slang, which freaks Naruto out!
When Naruto comments that his Totally Radical slang made him sound like an idiot, the great Sage actually takes offense asking if telling him that was a bit much, which finally got him to a point Naruto could understand.
Also, Naruto thinking, "No matter where you are, you'll find old geezers trying to talk your ear off."
Madara taking a twisted pleasure in the Night Guy attack, having half his bodly blasted off. I don't know about you, but I can't help but imagine him laughing his ass off while saying the following.
Madara: I thought I was a goner... You damned lunatic!
In 674, Madara casually flying by Kakashi and grabbing his eye out may bring Dark Humor to some, especially when reminded of a certain egotistical Saiyan Prince with a habit of saying "Mine!"
Madara somehow floating in air without the lower-half of his body.
When Team Seven reunites, it doesn't take long for Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura to start bickering. It even gives Kakashi a flashback to first meeting them as kids with Sasuke huffing, Sakura yelling, and Naruto sticking out his tongue. Kakashi looks so exasperated by it.
A bit of Dark Humor again, but Sakura decides she wants to be useful and act as a distraction, and gets stabbed immediately after charging towards Madara. To say it was anticlimactic would be accurate, only if you expected her to be successful in the first place.
The sight of Orochimaru under the influence of the Infinite Tsukuyomi is hard to watch with a straight face. What really sells it is that this is the first time where Orochimaru is shown completely and utterly stumped by someone he knows is better than him.
The Infinite Tsukuyomi dreams whip between funny and heartwarming. The funny highlights:
And as oh-so-delicately put by Sakura, "IT WORKED!!"
Sakura's reaction to the the jutsu also merits attention. Kakashi and Kaguya are stunned, Sasuke looks exasperated, and Sakura...is sporting Blank White Eyes along with a nosebleed.
Sakura: Idiooooot!!! How can you use such a jutsu in this situation!? OK for me, but how can you think that'd work on a god like that?!
Then she sports an even more horrified expression by the fact that it actually worked!
Kakashi is stunned by the fact that the pervert jutsu of all things (nearly) managed to save the world.
And to top it off he wonders if Jiraiya's statement on Naruto being The Chosen One was Foreshadowing this all along.
And the best part about all of this is that Sasuke listened to Naruto's explanation of this plan beforehand... and just went with it with minimal protest. This meant that even the reader couldn't see it coming, which is what really sells it.
Hinata: Oh Naruto, I never knew you could be so impetuous.
Naruto: *spots Neji* Never mind, I'll ask Neji. See ya! *leaves*
Hinata: Huh?! Aw...
One scene features Konohamaru crashing into Tsunade and snuggling her huge breasts when he thinks they are pillows. Needless to say, Tsunade wasn't amused at all with this exchange.
In the second (I think) episode of the Mizuki Strikes Back Arc, Kakashi and Iruka meet up in Tsunade's office (Kakashi is receiving a briefing, and Iruka is reporting in on the capture of the escaped prisoners). Kakashi pats Iruka on the shoulder, grabs Iruka's hand, turns it palm up, makes a few gestures, summons Pakkun on his hand, says words to the effect of "I'm sure you can take it from here, Iruka," and promptly disappears. Cue Iruka doing a "OMGWTFBBQ" confusion dance, complete with waving Pakkun around. Pakkun's completely straight face during the above is the icing on the cake.
Not to mention, from the same arc... MIZUKI TURNS INTO A TIGER-MAN. The fact that that makes him extremely strong, fast, and all-around dangerous notwithstanding, HE'S A TIGER-MAN!! And he's grrrreat.
In the Bikouchuu Filler Arc (Part I), Team 8 come to visit Kurenai in the hospital (she got kinda banged up trying to stop a prison break in the previous story arc... the above-mentioned Tiger-Man Mizuki Arc, actually). They open the door, Hinata leading... and Naruto is standing on/hanging from the ceiling, right there. Cue Hinata going beet-red from the fact that her crush's face is, like, four inches from hers (upside-down, but still...). Naruto, being Naruto, mistakes her blush for a fever-flush, and he innocently places a hand on her forehead. In response, Hinata screams and impulsively headbutts Naruto across the room, KO-ing him... and herself (what can I say; Naruto is rather hard-headed...); Kiba & Shino try - and fail - to catch her as she falls, and we see her out cold, still blushing and with a goofy little smile on her face.
The middle of that episode is also priceless: While everyone was asleep, Hinata wakes up and heads to the waterfall to begin her training (surprisingly in the NUDE). Naruto soon wakes up to urinate but soon after he was done goes to the waterfall out of curiosity, and stumbles into her training. Not knowing who this person was Naruto tries to make his presence known only to slip and fall into the water alerting Hinata and she leaves not realizing that it was Naruto. The next morning, Naruto starts to tell the members on what he saw last night and note Hinata's reaction.
That would be because her crush not only saw her naked but is also talking about how beautiful she is. At least this instance can be chalked up to something other than Naruto's obliviousness- he's arguing with Kiba over whether or not the incident actually happened, and since they're behind Hinata, neither of them can see how much she's blushing.
The way they fail the mission... By Naruto farting... Seriously... He farts and the beetle smells that instead of Sasuke's headband... Sakura's reaction to this makes it funnier.
The Part 1 filler episode in which Shino laughs. Naruto and Shino's reactions are what make the scene pure gold.
The curry episode. Neji + Curry = Win.
Episode 101, "Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi-Sensei's True Face!", based around one Omake makes for the most bizarre episode ever seen. Hilariously jarring and weird, you can't help but laugh at it. Kakashi-Sensei finally pulling down his mask to reveal another mask under his first is just the cap to a truly random episode.
In episode 196, "Drive Towards Darkness", Naruto spends most of the show trying to pose as Sasuke in order to keep the young girl there escorting happy. So we're treated to "Sasuke" walking around and acting like a goofball for almost the entire episode, it was actually quite refreshing.
Any of the Jiraiya in the hot spring scenes in the episode Kidnapped! Naruto's Hot Springs Adventure!
Naruto: Cannonball!! (Naruto dives into the hot spring with Jiraiya.) Jiraiya: I can't say I'm having much fun here. Just me and the knucklehead... When is the mixed-bathing going to start?
Jiraiya: Well they're female, I suppose. But uh... The only problem is THEY'RE THE WRONG SPECIES! (Jiraiya is surrounded by monkeys.) This, uh, isn't quite what I had in mind.
Jiraiya: Well I wanted humans and I got humans. If only... IT WASN'T A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS! Fat men: Who you callin' fat, grandpa?! Jiraiya: Are there any human women in this town? Ugh!
Jiraiya: At last I've got women and plenty of them. But still... Old Lady: Aren't you cute? Jiraiya: (Surrounded by old ladies.) I hoped for women who still had their own teeth you know! Ugh!
Jiraiya: Things just go from bad to worst. When they said mix bathing, I did not know they meant this (Jiraiya is surrounded by a mixture of monkeys, fat men, and old ladies.) I just need to be patient that's all. OW! My foot! OW! (Everyone crushes Jiraiya in the face due to the lack of room.)
(Three young ladies come to the hot spring and stop when they see Jiraiya, scream, and run off.) Jiraiya: (Delusional from being in the water so long.) Must be hearing things, I thought I heard the women were here. (Sinks into the water as the episode fades out.)
Episode 271, a tie-in with the Road to Ninja movie gives us these lines:
Sakura (who currently has amnesia,):*staring at Tsunade's chest* Have they always been that huge? *poke* Did you do something to make them bigger?
A similar incident happens with Shizune just a few later...
Shizune: You shouldn't have done that, Tsunade-sama! *inspecting Sakura's head* Are you alright, Sakura?
Sakura:*stares intently at Shizune's chest* Underdeveloped...
Note that Sakura gets smacked in the head for both comments.
In the same episode, Ino tries to help Sakura get her memories back with the help of Konoha 12 (minus Naruto, who probably would be in the RTN world and Sasuke, for obvious angsty reasons) by making them all act like how Sakura remembers them. The results are a lamenting Kiba (who has to wear cat ears and paws), a tortured Shino (who watches as Venus Fly Traps kill his insects), a Reluctant Hinata in a Chinese outfit (Just... look), Neji loudly questioning why he has to be blindfolded and tied to a pole, and Shikamaru doing the most awkward smile of all awkward smiles.
Fridge Logic: What point is served by blindfolding a Byakugan user?
In the anime Neji and Lee tide to the same pole. Neji's exasperation at the situation is hilarious.
Neji: (subbed dialogue) What have I ever done? This is absolutely outrageous!
The scene of Bee training Naruto to make a Tailed Beast Ball which devolves into a tennis match with them using tentacles and aura to throw it at each other until it explodes.
Episode 279: Team 8 wanting to destroy the Zetsu army, for the apparent Noodle Incidents only he knows.
Shippuden episode 72: Sakura, who's visiting Naruto and Sai in the hospital, overhears Naruto ecstatically dreaming (rather loudly, too) of being fed by Sakura. Her reaction? Take an apple from a nearby basket and jam it down poor Naruto's (who's still sleeping, by the way) throat to the point he starts to choke. Sai, still being the socially inept person he is at this point, misinterprets the violent action as Sakura and Naruto showing affection for each other because she's "feeding" him! And the kicker? This episode traumatized Naruto so much, when Kakashi, nonchalantly, brings in a whole basket of apples, Naruto recoils, trembling in horror, declaring out of fear that "he's had enough apples!"
In the filler episode 179 we see that Kakashi was following Team 7 before their first meeting. After the whole "bad milk incident", Naruto follows Sasuke to fight him for making Sakura sad. Near the end of the fight Naruto tries the Sexy Jutsu on Sasuke, who doesn't even blink. When Naruto attacks him thinking he is shocked, Sasuke uses a wire to throw a shuriken into Naruto's butt.
In a filler Shippuden episode 181 (pre-timeskip), Sasuke is attacked by an ostrich. Just as surreal as it sounds. See it here (and here for in English).
Said Ostrich returns in another episode called "Animal District" where it has learned some ninjutsu and calls itself "Condor" (despite being an ostrich as pointed out by Naruto). It now views Naruto as a rival in its bid for freedom and hijinx ensue when it takes over an old training area. Highlights of the episode include Shino freaking out when his bugs are eaten again and again and Rock Lee fighting a boxing kangaroo and its offspring that's just as good a boxer and hiding in its parent's pouch.
Shippuden's filler Episode 183 has Naruto catching a cold. While it might not be funny in itself, the fact that the splayed snot is colored white (with Sakura as the usual victim) suggests something more perverted. Moreover, when Sakura fell down ill, her spasms seem to suggest Naruto did something far more perverted.
Or for that matter, deploying an entire shinobi unit to quarantine Naruto (toss injections on him as if they were kunai) only seem to set the funny mood of this filler. This is even before we get past the opening credits!
Shippuuden filler episode 189. ALL OF IT. Except the oddly depressing flashbacks to Sasuke and Itachi as little kids.
Shippuden episode 62: Sora is repeated warned by Sakura and Naruto not to provoke Tsunade. They enter her office. 3...2...1...
CRASH! *Sora comes flying out and impacts the wall hard enough to break it.*
Seems that Tsunade overheard Sora's words from outside.
This scene from the filler where Naruto calls Sakura ugly.
From the Three Tails Arc... Tobi is really pushing it this time...
Tobi: [Points to a dumpling shop.] Hey! Hey! Hey! Deidara look! A dumpling shop! [Flops around like an idiot.] Let's take a breather can we? Can we? We've been walking all day and I'm totally exhausted! [Madly dashes to the dumpling shop.] BWAAHAHAHAHA!
Deidara: You don't look that exhausted... [Walks over to the dumpling shop and sits down next to Tobi.] You act like a four year old sometimes, you know that?
Tobi: Ah, what's the rush? We're trying to catch one of the tailed beasts but we don't even know where it is. What's gonna hurt if we kick back for a bit?... By the way, which one are we after again?
Deidara: [Annoyed.] THE THREE TAILS!!!
Tobi: First we find them, then we catch them! Just leave it to Tobi, okie dokie?
Waitress: [Hands Deidara and Tobi their dumplings.] Here you go. Dumplings for two.
Tobi: [Bouncing in his seat.] OOOOOH! These look tasty! Let's see, let's see! [Picks up the stick holding the three dumplings and reaches for his mask. Deidara tries to hid the fact he's trying to get a peek under the mask. Tobi quickly turns around, crushing the chance of Deidara getting a peek.] Oh! These are so good! The sauce is out of this world! Not too sweet, not too salty! [Deidara takes a bite out of his dumplings in annoyance that he didn't get a peek under the mask.] That really hit the spot, huh? [Turns around and looks into the shop and spots a porcelain piggy bank. Tobi points to it.] Hey Deidara! Get a load of this! [Deidara looks at the piggy bank in annoyance and disgust.] That looks exactly like your work! [Deidara's patience runs thinner.] Could it be that your art style is... A rip off? [Tobi covers the part on his mask where his mouth is. Deidara fumes.]
Tobi: [Yelps and runs away.]
Deidara: YOU'REDEAD!!! [Sends Tobi flying away with a smoke trail behind the poor moron; most likely, tried to blow him up again.]
Jiraiya. Possibly the funniest character in the whole series, everything he makes is either amazingly funny or heroic, or even both. Especially Naruto's reactions to his constant peeping and stalking on women.
The first 15 minutes or so of Episode 167 of Shippuden are some of the most hilariously bad moments in the entire Naruto anime. Not just bad, you may literally fall out of your chair laughing at just how ridiculous it is. The Animation Bump and the Off Model turn one of the most serious fights in the series into a pathetic excuse for a Looney Tunes episode.
YMMV, as though its hilarious, its also somehow epic.
One of the best parts: Four-tailed Naruto grabs a slab of rock and hammers Pain into the ground with it. When the dust clears, only Pain's head is above ground.
Shikamaru waking up before his alarm clock and insulting it.
Chouji's reaction to food. He will go to extreme lengths to make sure no one else gets the last bite of a meal (or the last potato chip), motivating him with barbecue will turn him instantly from a coward to a hero, and woe betide anyone who calls him fat.
Practically every time Sakura punches someone, mainly Naruto or Sai and how she always shouts "Shannaro!" and causes Naruto to get blank white eyes.
The mere fact that Gaara, a sociopathic, homicidal and cold-blooded murderer became a kind, compassionate and caring Kazekage and Commander of the Fourth Division. I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
In the Ultimate Ninja 3 game, whose events seem to be set between the Tsunade Search Arc and the Sasuke Retrieval Arc in the anime's timeline, the story mode is about a Battle Royale contest between all Ninja from the Leaf and Sand, with the winner being Hokage for a day. At some point, Sakura challenges Naruto and gives us this gem:
Naruto: Seriously...you're the last person I wanna fight!
Sakura: Shut it! There's a lovey-dovey Sasuke regulation I hafta pass into law! So I'm taking your crystals!
Outside of canon
The little *bleh* sound Deidara's hand-mouths make when they spit out a lump of clay. Also, Deidara can sometimes get so over-the-top that it becomes quite funny, ESPECIALLY whenever he's arguing with someone.
Anything by fioriparty is offensive if you're a fan of the Naruto characters but also pretty funny like the entirety of Naruto randomness 7 but especially the reason Sasuke became the main character is because he made out with Kishimoto.
Sasuke remembering the taste of his Accidental Kiss with Naruto in the official fanbook from an 'Official Character Interview'. The interviewers act like they were "interviewing Sasuke", but of course it's Kishimoto writing the answers.
Q. Naruto-kun sees you as a rival but what about you?
A. Naruto eh ... ? At first I thought he was just a moron who gets in the way but frankly he's been impressing me lately, just a little bit.
Q. What did the kiss with Naruto taste like? Lemon?
A. Hmmm ... Like Miso I guess ... I mean]] ... like I remember! Damn Naruto, why would he do that?!
Gaara/Liam O Brian: I do collect pictures of Yuri though.
Liam O Brian: (in Gaara's voice) Sand COFFIN! Sand BURIAL! SANDWICH!
The entirety of the spinoff manga Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth, with Konoha's favorite maniac in all kinds of chibi adventures. Of particular note is Lee faking the Oiroke no Jutsu by... putting on a bikini. And then Guy joining him.
In Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3, you can make Chiyo and Kakashi fight each other, when Chiyo responds, she seems to have a grudge against him, but when the fight ends when Chiyo wins...
In Naruto: Clash Of Ninja Revolution Shippuden III for the Wii. Fight as Tenten vs. Guy, Neji, and Lee. The opening statement is hilarious on its own, but Tenten, god bless her Satellite CharacterFaux Action Girl soul, says this beauty, complete with reanimating her eyes to make them shifty and snarkery:
Tenten: The team sure is good for laughs.
There's also The Stinger in the fourth movie: Shion says she wants to continue the line of miko she is in, and ask if Naruto can help. Rock Lee, Kakashi, and Sakura react with appropriate surprise as she asked to have his kids. Naruto, not being the sharpest kunai on the belt (and likely not understanding her) then responds "Sure! I'll do whatever it takes!".
Naruto and Kakashi getting Mistaken for Gay at the end of the third Shippuuden film.
The Omake for Shippuuden 161 featured Team Taka at an Onsen. I can't decide between Sasuke's total 'meh' nature to Karin invading the men's side of the hotspring, or Karin stealing a toothbrush that actually belongs to Suigetsu.
Yamato has been the victim of sleepwalking teammates in omake TWICE - (1) when Naruto hits him with bare hands, kunai and a freakin' Rasengan (Shippuuden ?) and (2) he was pelted with Kiba's Gatsuga, Naruto's punches and even Shino's swarming Kikaichu (Shippuuden 136). It makes one wonder how much money is spend for maintenance by the Inuzukas and Aburames when these two rampage. Also Naruto dreams that Sakura is a man much to his dismay.
The Convenience Store Omake. The end, where Naruto purchases a magazine with a specially sealed centerfold. He can't sneak a peek, so he has no choice but to buy it. It's Might Gai in a speedo flexing like the world's coming to an end.
Naruto: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! THIS is a "Nice Treasure"note (the name of the magazine)?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
The game Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations has, as part of the Tale Of Killer Bee, a short video before each fight showing Bee dancing and rapping to a beat, with characters he's defeated so far as backup dancers. So we have Naruto, and then Might Guy, and then Sasuke, and then Kisame, all doing crazy little synchronized backup dances with silly faces. And the last vid finishes with Bee posing in the spotlight while the other four are doing a Hare-Hare Yukai-style pose, complete with jazz hands!
In one filler Naruto (while disguised as Ino) accidentally pees on Ino and another guy while falling off of a roof. At first, Ino and the guy think it's just rain before realizing to their disgust what it is. Ino and another woman then beat up Naruto.
Ah, what a beautiful rainbow!
In the Sora filler arc, Sakura crashes into Tsunade's Gag Boobs and actually hurts her nose.
Also, when Filler Villain Fuka asks Naruto if he prefers French or soft (she's referring to kissing) and he adorably believes she's talking about food.
In one filler Naruto tells a guy he was born and raised in Konoha , bathed in Ichiraku Ramen, and what people call him is...Sasuke says a clumsy ninja before Naruto can finish and Naruto says "clumsy ninja" before he realizes what he said.
This omake. Hinata is complained that she only gets "Naruto-kun" speaking lines, which then Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi teases her into saying variations of "Naruto-kun"... which is recorded pronto and will be re-used for the next several episodes, much to Hinata's dismay. And in the next segment, turns out Hinata becomes popular for that... much to Sakura's dismay, in which Sakura tried saying her variations of "Naruto-kun" (Hinata joining in for suggestions), and it was good... but it was pointless because Sakura just won't say that in-story note Would fit better if she says "Sasuke-kun", though so her lines are going to be discarded, much to her annoyance.
Dragon Blade Chronicles has quite a few. But the real gold goes to when Naruto just defeated Akari, who took on the form of the Light Dragon and is currently unconscious. He hears the others say he's not breathing, so Lee prepares to give him mouth to mouth.
Naruto: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
The Swedish version of Viz's translation has the sound effect for Hand Signs be "FAP FAP FAP".
In one of the omakes, Sakura and Ino ask Tsunade to show them how she looked when she was younger. Tsunade obliges and the first thing Sakura and Ino notice is that she was FLAT-CHESTED...they immediately demand diet tips and any other secrets that could have led to her eventual "growth".
The Ramen Eating Contest omake. Especially everyone's reaction when the winner is revealed to be Hinata.
Oh dear God. Shippuuden's Eighth Ending. BACCHIKOI!
Despite the Mood Whiplash elements of the 13th Shippuden ending "Bicycle" (which is too tooth-rottingly sweet when played after the darkest episodes of the anime), it did give us a few laughs when it was referenced in Episode 165 Omake. When Sakura accuses Hinata of bribing the staff to give her solo screentime on the ED (angrily asking one herself too), Naruto immediately dispelled it and explained that there were too many Hinata fanboys running amuck post-production. This becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when the next ED, "Bubble Fireworks," did give Sakura sole screentime.
Is it just me, or are the ED's getting stranger as the story progresses? "Bachkoi" (sp?) was downright disturbing on account of the character's faces. "Bubble Fireworks" is really confusing.