Funny: Naruto

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Part 1

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    Introduction arc 
  • Naruto's first use of the Sexy Jutsu. Even funnier is when he uses it on the 3rd Hokage...and it works.
  • Episode 3 of the original has two of these:
    • 1) The infamous scene where Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss...
      • Any time the kiss is brought up again is an instant CMOF. For example, in a filler episode, a woman accused Naruto of having no experience in kissing. He felt admitting he kissed a guy would retain his dignity. Probably not the smartest thing he's done. Also, in a post-episode omake in which Naruto and Lee debate which of them would be better for Sakura, Lee points out that Naruto gave his first kiss to Sasuke, and Naruto frantically tries to cover it up.
      • In Shippuden episode 194 (a filler) Naruto and Sasuke have another kiss and this time its just as hilarious because they're glued together by the hands, falling over a waterfall. The water even makes a heart shaped splash! Sasuke's line is priceless: "Why is it always with you?"
      • And now in chapter 572 Kurama brings it up while also musing that Naruto's never kissed a girl.
    • 2) The scene where Naruto pretends to be Sasuke to fool Sakura, and just as he is about to kiss her... he realizes he has to go to the bathroom!
      • Yep, in some cases toilet humor can be funny.
  • During the more comedic moments anything Kakashi says can be pretty darn funny especially the following from episode 4:
    Kakashi: (to Naruto, Sasuke, & Sakura) "Hmm, how can I put this? My first impression of this're a bunch of idiots."
    • Also: My name is Kakashi Hatake. What I like...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...hmm...never really thought about for my hobbies...well, I have a lot of hobbies.
    • And Sakura's response to Kakashi's questions: ""I'm Sakura Haruno. I like...(looks at Sasuke) I mean the person I like (looks at Sasuke) My dream for the future is (looks at Sasuke) My hobby is (Fan girl squeal.)" Kakashi asks her what it is she hates and she simply states "NARUTO." while Naruto gets an upset/shocked expression on his face.
  • Episode five: Sakura's reaction to seeing Sasuke buried in the ground up to his head thinking that he's just a disembodied head.
  • Kakashi's "Sennen Goroshi" ("One-Thousand Years of Death") jutsu, which... turns out to be performing kancho (a Japanese practical joke where you shove your fingers up someone's behind) on your opponent as well as using chakra to send the opponent flying. Then later in the series, Naruto uses it on Gaara. The look on Temari's face is priceless. Gaara himself doesn't quite seem to know what to do. Then it turns out Naruto used a kunai. Laden with explosives. "Boom." Even funnier since Gaara is half-transformed into the Shukaku.
    • The funny things comes during some games like the Naruto Ultimate Ninja, when you can have Kakashi do the "Sennen Goroshi" on people like Itachi Uchiha, Tsunade and even Orochimaru... Imagine those kind of people getting hit with such jutsu. The game can make that happen.

    Land of Waves arc 
  • Team Seven are eating a meal together and Naruto and Sasuke are competing by having a eating contest. They both finish at the same time, give one another a Lightning Glare and then promptly throw up.
  • Tazuna wonders why only Sakura is guarding the bridge:
    Tazuna: Where that weird blond kid and the one with the attitude?
  • Naruto's reaction to finding out that Haku is actually a guy.
    No way! He's prettier than Sakura!
  • This exchange from the Kakashi and Sasuke vs. Zabuza and Haku fight:
    Kakashi: Hiding behind a mask... who does he think he's fooling?
    Sakura: *ahem* Speak for yourself, Sensei.
    Sasuke: That's it. I'm taking him out. Who does he think he's fooling hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown?
    Sakura: Sasuke, you're so cool!
    Kakashi: Wait a second... didn't I just say that? She'll never change.

    Chunnin Exam arc 
  • Episode 22 is a comedy treasure trove:
    Lee: "Oh, Sakura...I love you!"
    Sakura: "Aaahhh! Those eyebrows can't be real, nooooo! Your hairstyle is horrible, too, and those eyebrows are so're such a weirdo!"
    Lee: "You are an angel sent from heaven! (blows kiss, Sakura dodges) That was a good move, but let us see you dodge this!" (blows more kisses, Sakura dodges again)
    Sakura: "(thinking: That. Was. Too. Close.) Hey, keep your creepy little valentines to yourself! I was dodging for my life there!"
    • When Guy's turtle appears:
    Naruto: (thinking) [Lee]'s talking to a turtle. And it's talking back.
    Lee: I am sorry. I did not meant to...
    Naruto: (thinking) Now he's apologizing to a turtle.
    Guy: Now, for your punishment. Aaaah! YOU FOOL! *Megaton Punch*
    (cue Blank White Eyes for Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke)
    (some mushy stuff later)
    Guy: Run into the setting sun! Run and suffer! But don't mess up your hair.
    • Note that up to this point, Sasuke is in constant Blank White Eyes mode, not phasing in and out of it like Naruto and Sakura.
    • After Guy shocks team 7 by revealing his rivalry with Kakashi and that he holds a record of 50 wins - 49 losses ("That's one better than his"), he apologizes for the incident Lee caused:
    Guy: I'm sorry for the trouble Lee caused you. Look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology. Also, notice my handsome, manly features.
  • Episode 27 of Part 1 has an easily missed line just after Anko retrieves her kunai from Orochimaru in disguise, although this could just be the delivery from the dub:
    Naruto: Hey... I wonder if I could do that with my tongue!
    • It's in the manga too.
  • One of Kakashi-Guy's interaction in the Chuunin Exam is really hilarious:
    Guy: Kakashi, I'm gonna be carefully watching your pupil to see if your training was any good. After all, I'm still your rival.
    Kakashi: Huh? Sorry, did you say something?
    Guy: AAAAH, you make me so mad, Kakashi! Ooh, why did you always have to act so cool!? -instant water wave behind uyi-
  • Gaara's scream of "BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!" in the Italian version in the anime is really hilarious because it sounds like Gaara is saying "Ssannwhich... I need a sanndwhihhch!!"
  • Guy-sensei's Big "OMG!" after being ignored by Kakashi. It makes him hilariously sound like Tarzan.
  • I personally laughed until I cried during Naruto's fight with Kiba. When Naruto accidentally farted right into Kiba's face and Kiba starts screaming because he had his sense of smell augmented... It was weird, because while I did feel bad for poor Kiba, I just could NOT stop laughing at everyone's reactions.
    • That moment is epic because of the perfectly-Played for Laughs mood whiplash. The epic fight music... then the sudden Record Needle Scratch and *brrp*... the audience shares the characters' disbelief perfectly.
      • Kakashi chimed in with a wonderfully corny sentiment: "Who said Naruto had run out of gas?"
    • As well as the other time he farted in Kiba's face.
  • Gaara vs. Lee. Guy tells Lee to take off his Power Limiters so he can fight without any restraints. Hilarity Ensues.
    • And in one of the flashbacks, Guy remembers telling Lee that they're a lot alike.
    Lee: You mean the eyebrows?
  • From episode 53: Jiraiya: (to Naruto) "You! You're quite sexy when you're naked."
    • Even better in the english dub: "You have quite a tight sexy little body."
  • Team 10 encountering Neji during the Chuunin exams in chapter 51 never fails to amuse.
  • The beginning of Shikamaru's fight with Temari. He's seriously considering just forfeiting the match to save himself the effort - until Naruto wishes him luck and shoves him over the railing and into the ring below. The look on Shikamaru's face is beyond priceless.
    • His subsequent total blasÚness at the beginning of the fight, where he literally cares more about the clouds and the fact that he's too honorable to hit a girl than any form of strategising, which is even more hilarious contrasted with the hyped-up crowd, which is eagerly waiting for another match because Sasuke can't be found and Kankuro forfeited his match against Shino.
    • Ino: Go for it Shikamaruuuu! Use a super-ultimate technique on her and take that b—— DOOOWWWWWN!
    • The end of the fight is something to behold. Shikamaru is able to amaze and exasperate the entire stadium at the same time. The "WTF" faces of Naruto and Ino just add more to it.

    Invasion of Konoha arc 
  • While on the subject, Gaara's full transformation is hilarious. The dub gives him a southern accent...
    Shukaku: I'm finally freeeee!! Here I come, baby!
    Gamakichi: Man, that is one funky demon.
  • Sakura's depression at the fact that Pakkun uses the same shampoo as she does.
  • Pakkun biting Shikamaru three times: first to "wake him" from the Genjutsu, the second time just for laughs and last to drag him along with the others.

    Search for Tsunade arc 
  • And the little exchange between the young Jiraya and Sarutobi in the flashback from episode 83...
    Jiraya: Wow, Sarutobi-sensei, you're a perv.
  • In Episode 85 Guy accidentally uses the dynamic entry on Jiraiya. His expression when he realises who it was is quite, quite priceless.
  • Episode 86/ Chapter 150. When they end up in a town with the festival, Naruto shows Jiraiya his fat frog wallet since he's been saving up a lot of money. However Jiraiya gives him a few money, snatching his wallet saying he should not be breaking any of the three forbidden ninja rules which is Women, drinking and money.
    • Problem is once Naruto meets with him again...Jiraiya broke ALL three rules including using up all of Naruto's hard earn money. Adding insult to injury, Naruto had just bought some squids for the Pervy Sage. Cue to Naruto raging on him.
    Naruto: I need a refresher. What were those prohibitions of yours again? What's the matter with you? You're breaking all three in one go you dirty--
    (while beating Jiraiya with the squids)
    Naruto: Look at my froggy! It's flat as a pancake!
  • Kabuto's thoughts after Tsunade smashes a wall with an Offhand Backhand:
    She's strong. And terrifying. She must be single, no doubt...
  • During their fight, Kabuto can't determine if his attack on Tsunade's internal organs was ineffective because of her advanced ninja training or because her boobs are just too damn big to get through.

    Sasuke Retrieval arc 
  • Rock Lee is the Drunken Master! Kimimaro's reaction really takes the entire scene to new level of comedy.
    • Just before the above sequence starts, Lee falls and is about to be cut in half — and he asks Kimimaro to wait "one moment, please". Kimimaro... waits.
      • Even better because for the first couple seconds, it looks like Kimimaro doesn't know why he's obliging Lee.
  • During the Sasuke Arc, after Gaara saves Lee from Kimimaro. Lee thanks Gaara and tells him he's not one to hold a grudge, (very generous considering Gaara tried to assassinate him twice after their match, though he was unconscious both times and may not know) he then tells Gaara he can handle Kimimaro himself. Instead of arguing, Gaara uses his sand to grab Lee's ankle and trip him up to prevent him form fighting further.
  • Shikamaru is in a pinch when Temari arrives. After asking for a detailed analysis of their opponent's skills, she proceeds to level the forest by summoning a sicle-wielding ferret.
    Shikamaru: *thinking* She doesn't mess around, huh? She's as subtle as a rhino. She might even be scarier than my mom.
    Temari: (wearing a big smile) Pretty good, huh?
    Shikamaru: *thinking* Oh, well. (smiles) This time I should be grateful she's so scary.

Part 2/Shippuden

     Kazekage Rescue arc 
  • How Naruto and Sakura beat Kakashi's bell test the second time: by threatening to spoil the ending of Icha Icha Tactics. Kakashi promptly claps his hands over his ears and closes his eyes for good measure.
    • What makes it really funny? Naruto hadn't even read that far into the book due to finding it totally boring!
  • When Kakashi and Chiyo meet for the first time, Chiyo accidentally mistakes him for his father (the legendary White Fang). So Chiyo charges at blinding speeds screaming like a crazy lady at the bewildered Kakashi that she's going to kill him. Thankfully everything is quickly cleared up a moment latter but, that look on Kakashi's face is priceless!
    • Plus, when the misunderstanding is resolved, she starts laughing like a madwoman; cue WTH faces for everyone present.
  • How about in the Naruto + Kakashi vs. Itachi fight in Shippuuden? Chiyo explaining the technique to fighting a genjutsu user with two people. The only time you'll ever see Chibi Itachi. Complete with DX expression as Sakura whacks him with a stick. Priceless.
  • In episode 18 of Shippuden, Guy tries to start that thing where everyone on the team puts their hands in the middle of the circle to get pumped up with Neji, Tenten and Lee. He puts his hand in... but no one puts theirs in until Guy grunts, then Lee puts his hand in. Neji and Tenten don't move. Guy grunts again, longer this time while looking at Tenten, and she (resignedly and obviously embarrassed) puts her hand in. Neji doesn't move. Guy grunts again while looking at him, but Neji still doesn't move and glares at Guy...who glares right back. The two then have a stare down of sorts, complete with dramatic lighting. Guy starts grunting again, louder and more intense this time and the camera angle switches to a wide-view shot of the forest around the four. You can hear Guy continue grunting on and off... and then you him chuckle as Neji puts his hand into the circle.
  • Episode 16 of Shippuden, Guy is traveling with his team in the woods with Pakkun, and Pakkun and Lee ask him if he is ok after using the Gates, Guy laughs it off, saying he's full of energy... then while his head is turned he jumps head-first into a tree branch, knocking him out cold. Tenten then exclaims: "I don't know. He doesn't look so hot to me."
  • That time Lee had his microphone turned up too high.
  • The "piggyback" scene yet (Shippuden 32).
    * Guy picks up an exhausted Kakashi and gives him a piggy-back ride*
    Naruto: That's just wrong.
    Sakura: Grown men playing piggy-back... it's almost creepy.
    Tenten: Oh, brother...
    Neji: (deadpan WTF face)
    Lee: What the? I get it...a training exercise!
    Guy: So you wanna see faster? I'll show you faster! What's wrong, slow pokes? Can't keep up with me? Let's go! * Guy runs off*
    Sakura: It looks even weirder when they're in motion.
    Lee: * bends over to offer Neji a ride* Neji...?
    Neji: FORGET IT!
    • And the continuation at the start of Shippuden episode 33, when Guy charges into the Leaf Village with a semi-conscious Kakashi flopping around on his back.
    Guy: Nearly there! The finish line is in sight! VICTORY! First place!
    Lee: Only second place but close!
    Izumo: What kind of race was that?
    Kotetsu: I don't know.
    Guy: Well, Lee, I hate to break it to you but I have some bad news.
    Lee: What would that be, sensei?
    Guy: Just this: you did not come in second! (spins around so that both Kakashi's index fingers point at Lee) You finished in... THIRD PLACE!
    Lee: (reduced to stammering)
    Guy: You're forgetting I have Kakashi on my back. Technically, he came in second. Did you hear that Kakashi? You're a lucky man! But there's no need to thank me.
    Lee: (scribbling in his notebook) You have taught me yet another valuable lesson, sensei! I still have so much to learn!
    * Neji, Tenten, Sakura and even Naruto watch in utter exasperation *
    Neji: I'll never get used to their ridiculous level of intensity.
    • Sakura then suggest they take Kakashi to the hospital before doing anything else. At this point, Kakashi can only moan in consent.
  • Episode 31 shows that Gaara has fangirls. Their gushing over him is hilarious, and they even knock Naruto over trying to get to him.
  • This priceless "analysis" from Guy about Kisame's sword, after they had been fighting for quite a while.
    Guy: That weapon... it's yours, right?
    Neji: Who's else could it be?
    Guy: Ha! But there's a big difference between knowing and being absolutely certain.
    Rock Lee: Wise words, Guy Sensei! So simple and yet so full of profound meaning!
    TenTen: Oh, give me a break. Do you get this excited about everything he says?
    Neji: Forget it, TenTen...
  • This tid bit is over-lapping into Iron Butt Monkey territory.
    [Tobi and Zetsu find one of Deidara's arms.]
    Tobi: Well, what did you know? Looks like Deidara is gone too. Blew himself to bits from the looks of it! Don't you think, Mr. Zetsu? [Grabs the arm.] There are probably body parts scattered all over here! [Starts to laugh, but is interrupted.]
    Deidara: Get your hands off that, you fool!
    Tobi: Hey! He's alive!
    Black Zetsu: Where's the Jinchuriki?
    Deidara: Don't look at me; I did my job.
    Tobi: Dear, dear, you must of had a close shave, huh Deidara? But you're in one piece? Oops, sorry.
    [Brief yet awkward silence.]
    Deidara: Tobi, even the Buddha loses patience when insulted a third time. One more word and there will be no doubt about the cause of your death!
    Tobi: You're just gonna bomb me to death, right?
    Black Zetsu: That was the third one!
    Deidara: [Strangles Tobi with his legs. Tobi struggles for air.] DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!!!

    Sai and Sasuke arc 
  • Naruto trying to recruit someone from Team 8 on account of being shorthanded. In short succession: Naruto fails to recognize Shino, which irritates him, Kiba does not notice how much Akamaru has grown and needs to be reminded that he used to ride around on his head, Hinata faints from Naruto talking to her, Shino gets angrier that Naruto recognized Kiba and Hinata immediately but not him, Naruto calls Kiba and Shino lousy friends, and then right as Hinata comes to, Naruto tells her to just come with him, which triggers a Luminescent Blush followed by Hinata fainting again.
  • Hinata fainting due Naruto's sudden appearance/being too close like in this scene. The Innocent Innuendo certainly didn't help matters.
  • There is a scene soon after Sai joins Team 7. When he insults Naruto, Naruto tries to pick a fight with him. Sakura lectures Naruto about importance of teamwork and asks him to ignore Sai's comments. A moment later, Sai insults Sakura. Guess what follows.
  • Naruto struggling to see Kakashi's face.
  • "The Fake Smile", an episode in the Shippuden anime. Yamato using his scary face on Naruto while saying "There's nothing like it, is there?".
    • When Naruto plans to jump into the female side of the baths, Yamato tells him of a time when Jiraya almost died. He had his limbs broken, shattered rib cage, and several ruptured internal organs. Tsunade was said to have done it. All because Jiraya did exactly what Naruto was planning to do (jump into the female side of the baths). Since Naruto knows Sakura was trained by Tsunade and is on the female side of the baths....cue Naruto getting Blank White Eyes, a hilarious Heroic BSOD, and the Ahou Crow.
    • Besides, Naruto's fear from that initial ghoul stare from Yamato was broken by another "penis remark" from Sai.
      • The implication was so terrifying for Naruto, he has a nightmare about it later in the anime. Every female character in the series is in towels and is ticked at Naruto, then he gets beaten up by them; cue him beating himself with a pillow in his sleep.
      • Except for Hinata, for obvious reasons. She only had a look of slight disapproval on her face. Which somehow makes it even funnier, given Naruto's status.
  • Whenever Yamato puts on his "scary face".
  • Sai's penis jokes regarding Naruto, "I like everyone, even you, ugly." to Sakura, and the following:
    Naruto: "Whatever. That drawing's nothing special."
    Sai: "Yes, you're right. Just like what's between your legs, right?"
    Naruto: *turns red*

     Kakuzu and Hidan arc 
  • Some of the exchanges among Kakuzu and Hidan from the Akatsuki:
    Kakuzu: I guess it's not quite all over yet, is it? As you (Shikamaru) can plainly see, my abilities are countless. You'd be wise to retreat and plan your next move, that is if you're smart unlike my partner here. Just remember, all the battle plans you make mean nothing when the situation on the ground doesn't go as calculated.
    Hidan: Hehehe...huh? Kakuzu! What did you mean "unlike my partner here", huh?!
    Kakuzu: Just what I said, you idiot.

    Kakuzu: That scar on your neck is embarrassing. Cover it up.
    Hidan: Hey, look at that; it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping it for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you know that?
    Kakuzu: Shut up! Come on, let's go.
    Hidan: Hey! Wait up! Let me put it on at least! Come on, admit it. You like me a little, dont'cha?
    Kakuzu: Either you shut up or I'll kill you.
    Hidan: You're embarrassed; I understand...

    Hidan: That was pitiful. What happened there, buddy?
    Kakuzu: You should talk. I wasn't the one who fell for a shadow clone.
    Hidan: Oh yeah...heh saw that?...
  • Konohamaru's infamous fanservice jutsus and team 7's reactions to them are hilarious, especially Sakura's nosebleed at the image of Sasuke and Sai.
    • There's also Sai's deadpan response to the latter image: "Ah, it's me and Sasuke-kun."
  • Kakashi's "I'm really starting to like you." line to Naruto and Naruto's reaction.

     Search for Itachi arc 
  • During the Jiraiya vs Pain fight, Jiraiya summons Gamaken and tries to do his introduction dance, he falls, Jiraiya blames Gamaken, and Gamaken's reaction. "It ain't my fault you're klutzier than a drunken monkey."
  • By that same merit, Sasuke's reaction to Itachi blocking his Kirin with Susanoo may possibly count.
  • Tobi. Seriously, almost every appearance he has is a CMOF, especially in Filler. That is until he drops his act as Tobi.
    • 'Whack-A-Mole' Jutsu!, which consists of Tobi popping out of the ground and hitting the Konoha shinobi on the head. With a stick. And not some hefty branch, but a little twig-stick with a couple of leaves on it.
    • "Hidden Jutsu: Frill-necked Lizard!", which consists of Tobi hanging upside down while his cloak obeys the laws of physics- which it only does Magic Skirt after he makes the handsign!
      • He then rubs the back of his head, and announces sheepishly, "Oh, right. That's all that jutsu does." Until then, the Konoha guys have been eagerly anticipating his technique.
      • This becomes even more hilarious (sorta) when you know who Tobi really is, and what he ends up doing over the next few chapters.
    • Avoiding Kiba's Fang Drill by...stepping to the side. Kiba's facial expression is what sells it.
    • It gets better. He didn't step off to the side. He skipped. Just to make it more humiliating and hilarious.
    • And when he dodges Sakura's attack: "OlÚ!"
  • Shippuuden episode 115. This happens twice.
    Sasuke: Put some clothes on.
    • There's also the scene in the restaurant/yoghurt place, where Sasuke gets (loudly) reminded of his status in the show.
  • Shippuden episode 90. Naruto (whose right arm is in a cast) is having trouble eating with his left hand. When Sakura offers to feed him, so does Sai. Naruto is not amused. Suddenly Kakashi enters and wonders what's going on. One explanation later:
    Kakashi: (attempting to feed Naruto with a ^_^ expression) Here comes the choo-choo!
  • During Itachi and Sasuke's fight, when Orochimaru sort of emerges from the mouth of a giant snake and spits a sword out, Zetsu regards everything with complete disgust:
  • Naruto's nickname for Zetsu: "HEY ALOE VERA! WHERE THE FUCK IS SASUKE?!"
    • Zetsu is offended by it.

     Invasion of Pain arc 
  • When Naruto begins teaching Konohamaru the Rasengan, Kono just assumes he's talking about a variant of the Sexy Jutsu with a mental image of what you do for each stage.
  • Killer Bee tricking Akatsuki into trying to seal a tentacle, especially when all of them are speechless until Zetsu's Split Personality starts to argue over if they should find it funny.
  • Ever wanted to read something from the Icha Icha series? Well, Kakashi gets roped into doing a sample reading for an investigation... cue near nervous breakdown.
  • When Naruto meets Minato in his mind, Minato and Kyuubi have a short exchange:
    Nine-Tails: Fourth Hokage... COME HERE!! I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!
    Minato: Well, if that's the case, then I think that I'll just remain over here.
    • Then, Minato thinks it's too loud and teleports himself and Naruto somewhere else.
  • From the last page of chapter 551, namely Nagato's words to Naruto...did Kishimoto just give a Take That to himself?!
  • In the Shippuden anime after the Pain arc Naruto returns to the village after beating Pain and Ino is shown looking at him with much adoration and stating out of nowhere "I could fall for him." Chouji's and Shikamaru's reactions to this statement are priceless.

     Five Kage Summit arc 
  • In Karui's first appearance, she and Omoi argued over the possible reasons that they could have been called by the Raikage. Omoi thought he was going to be scolded for putting mayonnaise on his potatoes and for gaining weight; the argument started, however, with Omoi suggesting that Samui's back problems stem from her large breasts, which he mentions that Karui doesn't need to worry about. Karui gets pissed and responds by kicking him.
    • Later on their way to the hidden leaf, Omoi warns Karui not to throw rocks because they could hit larger rocks and cause a chain reaction that would result in an avalanche that could wipe out Konoha. Predictably she tells him to stop being an idiot only to arrive just after Pain's invasion... The look on her face is priceless.
    Omoi: "K-Karui... What have you done!"
    • He later picks up a stone and shows it to her:
    Omoi: "Look, here's your stone."
    (gets a Dope Slap for his trouble)
  • The look on the Raikage's face when he found out that this whole affair (including losing his arm) was because Bee wanted to go on vacation.
  • During Sakura's 'confession' to Naruto in chapter 469, you get reaction shots from the other ninja. Rock Lee is facepalming.
  • Killerbee and Raikage. As well as being amazingly awesome and badass, they're also funny as hell. They brought us such lines like "DON'T FUCK WITH THE RAIKAGE, BITCH!!!" from the Binktopia scanlation of chapter 463 and "I'd like to see you try! BITCH!" from chapter 472.
    • Don't forget Bee's rapping...
  • Seeing the Susanoo fizzle out after its latest upgrade was priceless.
  • Zetsu's enthusiastic HALLOOO from episode 201.
  • Near the end of episode 198 Kakashi decides to help Naruto, and volunteers Yamato. Needless to say, the captain is less then enthusiastic about the plan.
    Kakashi: Naruto, you go to the Raikage. Yamato and I will tag along as your escorts.
    Yamato: WHAT!!! No! No! No! No! No! This is a bad idea!
    Kakashi: What don't you even want to hear what I have to say before you make up your mind, Tenzo?
    Yamato: Hey! You are not supposed to call me by that name remember!
  • The Raikage and Sasuke are about to hit each other, naming their attacks:
    Sasuke: Raikiri! note 
    Raikage: Elbow!

     Confining the Jinchuriki arc 
  • Chapter 487. That's all that needs to be said. At least two thirds of the chapter is comedic.
    • Sakura's Oh, Crap face and Nice Job Breaking It, Hero moment (Sasuke had earlier cut Naruto with a poisoned kunai taken from Sakura):
      [Naruto suddenly goes frothy-mouthed.]
      Kakashi: It must've been this wound...
      Sakura: You mean that... this is... it's because of the poisoned kunai I used earlier?!
      Kakashi: I'm afraid so... We need to administer the antidote right away, Sakura.
    • Their expressions during this are what makes the scene.
    • Killer Bee.
      Yo, Omoi, Karui, whattup? You guys been chillin' like villains?
  • Chapter 488. Naruto. Kiba. Sai. Hilarity Ensues.
    Naruto: Kiba! Just shut it; man up and stop whining!
    Kiba: Hey, speak for yourself! You're the one who went on a rant, Naruto!
    Naruto: What's that?!
    Sai: Yeah, Kiba's right about that. You're way too simple-minded to be trying to form such complex thoughts. *laughs*
    Naruto: SAI!! What's your problem? When did you ever develop a sense of humor, huh?!!
    Sai: Why, thank you.
    Naruto: I WASN'T BEING NICE!!
    • Naruto's and Kiba's expressions just make the whole thing even more hilarious.
  • Chapter 489: Either Karin telling her interrogators her "demands" (namely lunch), Shizune mistakenly thinking Tsunade (who's eating a lot to recover her chakra) wants to eat Tonton, or Naruto suddenly getting Reverse Summoned to the Toad's Mountain before eating some ramen and accidentally eating a bunch of insects on a platter.
  • Chapter 491: What's the matter, Naruto? Frog in your throat?. Seriously, almost the whole chapter is a CMOF.
    • Especially with the picture of Naruto in a lush island paradise surrounded by butterflies and two squirrels on the left coming from the Great Toad Sage's hint of where he'll find an 'octopus'.
  • Two Words: Naruto rapping
    • That whole chapter was hilarious.
  • Yamato in chapter 495, "Its great that Naruto and Bee have found such common ground, but, no offense, I hope Naruto doesn't pick up his rapping."
    • Killer Bee telling Naruto to cut it out with saying 'dattebayo' all the time and Naruto's shocked reaction.
  • This exchange from Chapter 496:
    Killer Bee: (gesturing to a demon head sculpture with an open mouth on the wall) Insert here so you can talk to your tailed beast in a special way. Inside this structure, you hear what I say?
    Naruto: Inside there?
    Killer Bee: Only those who've been chosen may enter this place. Put your head into this space. If you're a good man, respected, no darkness in your heart detected, the door will open. You won't be rejected!
    Yamato: Look, Could you please explain all this a little more normally? I don't understand it.
    Naruto: No darkness in your heart... that means, I see... that's why at the waterfall...
    Killer Bee: (with what almost amounts to a Rape Face) However, if there's any darkness in your heart, the doors will not part. You consent? And the statue will bite off your head and tear you apart! You content? (referring to a few headless statues they passed by) Those headless statues you saw on your way here are past jinchuriki whose hearts weren't sincere!
    Yamato: This is too risky. Naruto, just use a shadow clone.
    Killer Bee: YO, CHECK YO'SELF! This is a sacred place, fool! Ya fool! And many generations of Hidden Cloud ancestors watch over it; tricks like that won't work!
    Yamato: But still-
    Naruto: Captain Yamato, The entire reason that I came here is to learn how to control the power of the Nine-Tails! I have to do this, I can't run away from it; it's important!
    (after Naruto gets in, he lets out a blood-curdling scream with Yamato in an Oh, Crap moment then pulling out his "headless body"... and then)
    Naruto: (popping out his head) Only kidding! There was just a switch inside the statue. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
    Killer Bee: (laughing his ass off) What's funny is I did the same thing, too! Those statues is just there to scare ya fools!
  • Chapter 497 mixes in a funny moment with all the awesome. First Kyubi uses the Menacing ball and fires it at Naruto. Killer Bee then states "AWW HELL NAW!!!!" and catches it with Hachibi, which eats the ball.
  • Chapter 498 mixes in some funny moments with all the heartwarming moments. Naruto mistaking Kushina as the nine tailed fox's human form and Kushina laughing in response and hitting Naruto while saying her Verbal Tic "Wrong, ya know!"
    • And made all the more ridiculous by the fact that people used to accuse him of the same thing, for the same reason.
    • Naruto being glad to see that his mom's a babe, realizing that because he has her looks he's hot as well, and wondering if her red hair would have looked good on him. Heartwarming and hilarious.
    • Then there is Kushina telling Naruto how her nickname was "The Red-Hot Habanero" and Minato's was "The Yellow Flash", and wondering what Naruto's nickname is. With great satisfaction (and a sense that Kishimoto had this planned out since he decided on the character's appearances), Naruto says his nickname is "The Orange Hokage".
    • Also, when Kushina's telling him about how she beat her bullies half to death, Naruto thinks "Now I know why Kiba and Shikamaru always said that moms can be really scary."
  • In a recent chapter, Kushina and Sasuke's mother Mikoto are shown speaking together, Mikoto carrying the infant Sasuke. Kushina asks about Mikoto's "daughter".
    • Made even funnier by this:
      Kushina: By the way... does it really hurt like they say?!
      Mikoto (pretty much sweat dropping): Wow... so there's something that actually scares you! Shocking...
      Biwako (Sarutobi's wife): Come, let's go, Kushina! [drags her by the arm]
  • In a great example of Mood Whiplash, chapter 502 shows us what Guy and Kakashi were doing right before the Kyuubi was released on Konoha.
  • How Naruto's daily life would've been if things didn't go... the way they did. One of the few times when a Crowning Moment is both of Funny and Sadness: the picture is very funny, but the circumstances surrounding it are not. ;-;
  • Guy approaches the "inner-reflection" waterfall from the 490 chapters and begins to hear a shadowy figure tell him how inappropriate his declarations about youth are. The figure tells him "know thy true self"... and then Kisame comes bursting out of the waterfall, fleeing Naruto and in the midst of changing forms.
    Guy : Th-that thing is supposed to be my true self?!?!
    • And then he punched Kisame in the face!
    • Guy is confused by Kisame:
    Guy: It's a puffer fish! No, wait... Maybe it was called a porcupine fish."
    Aoba: Well, there sure are a bunch of strange creatures living here, so I guess there could be... Is that really a puffer fish? They're supposed to be super tasty!"
    Motoi: "Are all of you deliberately pretending to be idiots?!"
  • Guy summons his turtle from the Chunin exam because he needs its shell as a stepping stone... in midair. It was rather pissed about that.
    • He even lampshades the fact that Guy has never used him since that first appearance, and apparently never used him off-panel in all that time either.
  • Right after Kushina is done talking with Sasuke's mom, she is reminded not to scream her head off by Biwako. One Gilligan Cut later. Made all the better by Biwako's comments towards Minato.
    Minato: Umm... I've never seen Kushina in so much pain before that she's cried out like this. Is... is she really gonna be okay?
    Biwako: Yes, she's going to be fine! Now forget about that and just stay focused on the Nine-Tails' seal!
    Minato: Okay, but she's so.... (cue Minato's freaked out expression)
    Biwako: You're the Fourth Hokage, Minato! Now act like it and get a grip! Most men would have dropped dead from such pain long ago, but women are much stronger!
  • The first half of chapter 511. Jiraya and his students dressed as frogs. You will wonder if Kishimoto finally snapped.
  • From Chapter 512, everyone has gotten free of Kisame's final booby trap. Might Guy is on the ground, paralyzed with pain due to the damage done to his body by opening seven gates. Naruto touches him lightly, and he screams, and Yamato then explains what happened. As conversations continue between the others, Naruto, in the background, keeps poking Guy about once per page, and poor Guy is screaming from offscreen every few panels.
  • Within Ch. 513-514, it was shown that Naruto's official cover-up for being in Kumogakure's Turtle Island is an S-Class mission of ecological surveying and profiling all its species. He and his teammates had a conflict over the gender a decidedly-female looking aardvark until Zombie!Deidara and Kabuto turns up to flip Turtle Island down and capture Naruto and Killer Bee. With all animals in the island knocked down unconscious, we see the aardvark lying flat on its back with a crudely-drawn penis.
  • Naruto's Sexy No Jutsu had knocked out even the third hokage and never let him down before...but when he tries to use it to convince Bee to help him out, Bee just shuts the door.

     Shinobi World War arc 
  • After Sasori and Deidara have been brought back to life, Deidara points out how Sasori's weak point is "a big bullseye in the middle of [his] chest".
    Sasori: Do you wanna die, Deidara?
    Deidara: I am dead, both of us are!
    • Death just seems to have made Deidara generally funnier. Particularly amusing was him insisting to Tsuchikage that he had killed Sasuke, and Tsuchikage thinking, "Deidara has no idea what's going on..." Also, him yelling at Sasori for releasing himself from Edo Tensei was hilarious.
    • This interaction from Episode 280. It's made even funnier when Sasuke turns out to be a henge'd Kurotsuchi.
    Sasuke: My business is with Naruto, not you.
    Deidara: Damn it, not that again! First Itachi, now Naruto?! You really don't give a damn about me, do you?!
    Sasuke: No.
    • In episode 268, when Kankuro threatens to sew Deidara's mouth shut because of his rambling and ranting, he responds with: "No thanks, I'm not into S&M."
  • Naruto's first attempt at turning into the Kyuubi in chapter 519. To say it did not go well would be an understatement.
  • From Chapter 540:
    • Two ninjas urinating and comparing the ripples they make while an assassin Zetsu gets behind them.
    Peeing Ninja 1: I gotta pee well this time! Next is my turn for lookout.
    Peeing Ninja 2: I pee better than you. Look at the size of the ripples my pee caused!
    Fake Tetsu: [The size of pee ripples...]
    Peeing Ninja 2: Hey, Tetsu, come pee too. You'll have to wait a long time for the next chance to.
    Peeing Ninja 1: Say, don't sneak behind us like that, Tetsu. You distract me. I can't pee properly!
    Fake Tetsu: Then... Let's dye your pee... Red.
    The Peeing Ninja: Hey, hey...
    [Bloody scene.]
    • Neji telling Kiba that his Byakugan is working fine. While looking at Akamaru.
    • After the Raikage and Tsunade intercept Killer Bee and Naruto:
    Naruto: G...Granny?
    Killer Bee: No...Br...Brassiere!
    Raikage: Bee! How dare you be staring at the Hokage's chest like this?
    Bee: N-no, I meant to say "brother" and tripped at the "t", but since you mentioned it I bet she's an E!
  • 547: Second Mizukage. Eyebrows.
    • And then telling Gaara that since Gaara is going to try to kill them, he should go for Mu first. He says if Gaara does it he'll cheer him on.
    • Actually, anything he does is hilarious; in fact, the entire ongoing arc with the resurrected ninja giving away their own weaknesses is kinda funny, in a somewhat disturbing way.
  • These lines.
    " I keep trying to tell you, attacking me now is useless! I'm nothing but a mirage!"
    "Then what're we supposed to do?"
    "Attack the clams first! I told you, the clams's creating the mirage!"
    "All right, let's do this! Aim for the clam!"
    (Aim for a clam)
    (The clam didn't budge)
    "Oh, COME ON! I've told you! I've told you already! That clam is a mirage too, you idiots! Aim for the real one, GODDAMMIT!!!"
    "FUCK YOU!! Where is the real one?"
    "I said that too! It's somewhere behind me, hiding in a mirage so you can't see it!"
    "Goddamit! Shit!"
    (attack at 2nd Mizukage again)
    (the attack go through him and the clam mirage)
    "No, I aimed at the clam behind you, and... Oh, fuck it, I don't know anymore!"
    • The next chapter.
      "Geez, they didn't even have any intent on winning.... Maybe I'm too strong for my own good?"
  • The Tsuchikage's face everytime his back goes out. It's especially funny in chapter 556.
  • Everything the 2nd Mizukage does.
  • I don't wanna be a frog! *Face Palm*
  • The entire 10th Shippuden Opening.
    • The Hokage heads blowing up, complete with exasperated expressions.
    • Killer Bee doing a noodle dance with a boombox, while Yamato just stands in the background.
    • Naruto running up a building (with hilariously spazzy movement), and crashing into Guy, knocking him off the building.
    • Naruto flying into a snake's mouth, only to come out of the other end, with the aid of Sai's ink tiger.
    • Naruto and his clones being chased by a dancing giant squid in the desert.
    • The revived Akatsuki appearing like tic-tac-toe. With the coffins falling like dominoes.
    • We were given a typical shounen opening scene, with cool mugshots of all the big bads. Guess whose face was last to show up? The Toad Sage.
    • We were also treated to a dynamic battle scene, which involves:
    • Naruto actually pulling off numerous hand seals in rapid succession.
    • The choreographed dancing featuring the rookies and Sand Trio. All with goofy expressions on their faces.
    • Jounin and elder leap dance across the sunny beach sand.
    • Naruto turning pulling off what appears to be a ninjutsu equivalent of Choukyuu Haou Den'eidan.
    • A huge chunk of the cast standing on a cramped slab of stone. Even the tailed beasts. Delightfully ends with Killer Bee slipping and trying to climb back up.
  • Chapter 563, Naruto and Tobi run into each other... literally. As in Naruto immediately headbutts him before even saying a word.
  • This panel from Chapter 478. The shading makes it look like Orochimaru has a mustache and a bit of hair under his lower lip.
  • Chapter 565. Killer Bee saying "I was staring at her chest and saw something under the vest. At first I thought it was just nippl-OUCH!!"
    • As if Hachibi mega-poking Bee to not allow him to finish that sentence wasn't enough, there's also the facial expression Hachibi has as Bee talks about Yugito's breasts and Hachibi asks what the hell is he thinking considering they're in the middle of a war that will decide the fate of the entire planet.
  • When the Four Tailed Beast (an ape) reveals its name was actually Son Goku.
    Son Goku: I am the Handsome Monkey King of the Water Screen Cave; the King of the Sage Monkeys, bestowed with the Dharma name of Son by the Sage of the Six Paths. I am Son Goku, the Great Sage Equalling Heaven ho haa haa!!
    Naruto: Huh? What? Wait, which part was your name? Ho Haa Haa...?
    Son Goku: Son Goku, you slack jawed idiot!
    • Eventually, as Naruto continues to be confused, the Four Tails just gives up and asked to be called Son.
  • Chapter 570: The Nine-tailed fox is a Tsundere.
  • During the War, the Daimyo are in a castle protected by a shinobi division. In chapter 536, page 5... we find out they are bored.
    Daimyo 1: I'm getting rather bored of cards, too...
    Daimyo 2: Aren't there any other games in here?
    • In the same chapter, after Naruto and Killer Bee break through the Barrier Team's barrier, the Captain is on his knees and clutching a tree, before stating:
    Captain: "It's no fair... They teamed up... No one said they could do that..."
    • Any YMMV on whether this is funny or Dude, Not Funny!, but then one of the Daimyo later asks "Can't they just calm down and talk things out?" While the people outside are fighting to protect him.
  • And now in chapter 572 Kurama brings up that infamous Sasuke/Naruto kiss while also musing that Naruto's never kissed a girl, causing Naruto to start gagging at the memory.
    • And Naruto crying over Yagura, who's so young, but led the miserable life of a jinchurinku and died before enjoying ramen or a girl's kiss...until the 4th Mizukage reveals that he's an adult.
      • A few pages later, as the jinchuuriki and bijuu disappear, most of them just give their names. Yagura, however, refers to himself as the Fourth Mizukage. It's like he's trying to remind Naruto that he's an adult.
  • Chapter 574: The beginning where Karin has major mood swings over a picture of Sasuke.
    • Suigetsu thinks on how he's the only normal person in Hebi/Taka, then Jugo asks why he's always getting between Sasuke and Karin. Suigetsu goes into a rant (With a scary face) on how he loves to cut things apart, and that's a vital part of who he is. Jugo comments how weird Suigestu is. He probably doesn't get that it's a very unsubtle jab at him.
  • Karin beating up on Suigetsu when he badmouths her who just turns into water to avoid getting hurt.
  • Despite 578 being a really intense chapter, it had a bit of a gem. Sasuke complained about how Itachi always left him for "later". Itachi notes that we keep our natures and habits until we die...but then, he's done that already, so he might want to work on a new way for dealing with his brother!
    • The first page of 578 is actually hilarious itself: it shows Naruto, Guy, and Kakashi vs Tobi, the 5 Kages vs Madara, and Itachi and Sasuke vs Kabuto ...all in chibi form.
  • 579 is rather serious with the revelation that Kabuto has trained to become a Sage like Naruto from the Snake Summons among other reveals. This is broken by Itachi of all people calling Sasuke Dr. Snakes due to his knowledge of snakes when he was planning to kill Orochimaru. It's even funnier with there being a pause before saying it, as if Itachi added it in. Kabuto follows this up by saying "But you won't defeat me by becoming Dr. Snakes!". You can see it here:
  • In the fight with Kinkaku and Ginkaku, the brother have four legendary treasure, one being a fan. When they are beaten, Darui is seen wondering where it went. In chapter 533, Tenten is seen using and thinking "This thing looks pretty sweet...wonder who drops it."
    • And the next time we see her, she's passed out on the ground from chakra drain.
  • Sasuke's Laughing Mad face. In the anime it makes Kakashi flinch in surprise.
  • Suigetsu being scared of a revived Orochimaru in chapter 593.
  • In chapter 599 despite its depressing mood, it also throws a funny bit of irony in. In the montage of Obito's life before his "death", it is shown Obito fought Guy in the Chuunin exams twice. Then gets his ass handed to him both times. Flash forward 20+ years later, it's Guy who gets the receiving end of the stick. How's that for irony?
    • Even better, Obito was late for the exams because he was helping an old woman with her bags, and got a candy as a reward. when fighting Guy, he prepares a jutsu...and chokes on that candy.
  • Sakura and Lee thought Guy was injured or something of the sort, when in reality, he knew that Kakashi was his squad leader? His Eternal Rival has bested him once again!
  • The start of chapter 573, and the ending of the previous chapter. Naruto's just like, "I'm ahead of you because I just learned a bunch of difficult names!" While Tobi's like, "Huh?"
  • In 602, when Madara says that Obito will need to help him, Obito's responds as such:
    "[Beat] Take care of... your lower parts?"
    • Also, kid!Obito mistaking Madara for a shinigami come to take him to the afterlife and freaking the hell out. Mind you, Madara does look like the shinigami of the Dead Demon Consuming Seal in his old age.
    • It doesn't help that the first thing he woke up to was a creepy old man with a sickle for a walking stick...
    • Which leads to a bit of Fridge Logic. This guy can use Mokuton (Wood Style), so why doesn't he just make a walking stick with it? Unless of course, he just wanted to scare Obito for the lulz, which may show off his weird sense of humor....
  • 603: The two Zetsu prototypes, that is all.
  • 609: Kurama's plan to deal with the enemy...or more accurately, the part where it looks like he intentionally got Kakashi killed for a second and Naruto freaks out at him. Kurama's little grin as he explains things is even better.

     Ten-Tails Revival arc 
  • 610: Obito calling Madara out for not starting the Moon's Eye Plan right away because he's having fun watching the Juubi rampage and flat out calling him an Man Child. Madara denies it, but is clearly having a Pass the Popcorn moment.
    • Also, Kakashi tells Kurama that the fox is acting like a captain. Kurama gets defensive, only for Kakashi to grin and says he likes the idea. Yes, the Kyuubi is the captain of the heroes right now. That's character development!
    • Kurama tells Bee to pass Guy over: Guy gets tossed, freaking out.
  • Something about Ino, she who is the most-bashed by fans for "not being strong enough" to be the one to take over Obito's mind for a few seconds so Naruto doesn't die right there is hilariously awesome.
    • The heavily-hyped headshot Team Naruto set up in the last chapter...being casually flicked aside.
  • Chapter 614 wasn't exactly funny, but there was some good dark humor to be found in what looks like the beginning of a breakdown in Obito and Madara's Big Bad Duumvirate right when both admit they need to be working together or the Juubi will rampage...
  • Chapter 619: Finding out what Hashirama's true personality is like. Learning that he was partially responsible for Tsunade's gambling addiction is hilarious.
    • Other highlights include Hashirama's reaction to finding out Tsunade is the current Hokage, and the fact that he's been the Butt Monkey for the entirety of the chapter. That's right, the "God of Shinobi" is the Boke to Tobirama's Tsukkomi.
  • Chapter 620: Poor Suigetsu gets scared shitless of a pissed-off Hashirama. He even starts to melt into a puddle of water!!
  • Chapter 622: Hashirama and Madara's interactions as kids.
  • Chapter 626: Hashirama narrates the peace the children of Konoha could now enjoy before suddenly interjecting that "they were able to live long enough to enjoy the wonders and horrors of alcohol."
  • Chapter 627: Suigetsu, after Sasuke, Juugo and Orochimaru decide to step to the battlefield, along with the revived Hashirama, Tobirama, Hiruzen and Minato, decides to bolt...only to get kicked in the face by an absurdly angry Karin, who is starting to verbally lash out at Sasuke...while beating the crap out of Suigetsu.
    • It gets better; while Karin is still in the middle of, shall we say, "venting", Sasuke calls out the shortest, most half-assed apology possible for turning on her. Karin then immediately drops Suigetsu and begins gushing over Sasuke again, with only the most transparent pretense of still wanting vengeance.
    • Just to keep the ball rolling, Orochimaru then makes a snide remark about Karin still having a "soft spot" for Sasuke no matter what, which she ignores, opting to rush up to Sasuke and snuggle into his side, which makes him lean back as far as he can with the most ridiculous "NOPE, DO NOT WANT" face possible.
      • Orochimaru basically told Karin, "Hey I got stabbed by Sasuke as well but you don't see me holding a grudge."
    • From the same chapter, Hashirama's face when he calls for the Hokage to prepare to depart. He looked as if an epic song was playing in his head, while his brother looks as if he doesn't want to be there.
      • In the anime, there is indeed an epic song playing during Hashirama's speech. Tobirama just sighs.
    • Hashirama, after spending the entirety of his revival playing Warrior Therapist, finally remembering that he has slightly more pressing matters to deal with.
      "Going back to what Orochimaru said earlier...can someone elaborate on the whole 'Madara has been resurrected and has begun his genocide of all shinobi' thing?"
  • Any of Suigetsu's scene's after Orochimaru is revived. Especially the ones where the Hokages are there.
  • Chapter 628 gives us a delicious picture of Madara completely losing his shit.
  • Madara eagerly shouts at Hashirama, ready to fight when suddenly...Hashirama tells him to hold his horses and let him deal with the Juubi first. Madara's stunned reaction is priceless.
    • Made even better after some thought: Madara sensed Hashirama coming and when the First arrives, he starts a dramatic "Now we fight!" scenario. Hashirama telling him to wait was clearly something he was not expecting. Given how he allows the Hokage to trap the Ten-Tails, he did exactly what Hashirama told him: he stood by and waited while Hashirama dealt with something more important.
    • From the same chapter: The general reaction to Sasuke saying He'll become Hokage. Even Shino is fazed!
    • Minato asking Sakura if she's Naruto's girlfriend. Naruto says "sort of". Sakura reacts as expected. Complete with Minato saying: "This girl kinda reminds me...of Kushina...".
  • 632: Naruto's absolutely terrified expression when Sakura shows off her Yin seal. And then she throws her hat into the "I'm gonna be Hokage!" ring.
    • Shino dissing Kiba and basically telling him to shut up.
  • 633: Sai joins the fight in an epic way...and Sasuke's expression of confusion clearly shows he's not sure who the guy is or not.
    • The demonstration of Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji's epic jutsu showing it's like a yoyo.
  • 635: Suigetsu and Karin start bitching at each other, mostly with Suigetsu teasing her on how hopeless she is when it comes to Sasuke. Then Orochimaru deliberately (and ridiculously) upps his creepiness to scare them into stopping their argument and getting on with the task at hand.
    Orochimaru: You're both as abnormal as they come... so try and be civil towards one another. If you refuse, I'll bind you with my snakes, and send them down your throats to control you from within.
    Karin: (You're... calling us abnormal?!)
    Suigetsu: (Coming from a guy with that body and soul... I'm offended...)
  • 641:Naruto and the Second Hokage's speak to each other for the first time.
    Naruto: Wow! You can copy my dad! Old man with the face of the Second Hokage!
    Tobirama: It's the Fourth that's copying me. Also, you should address me as the Second with respect!
    • Tobirama and Minato's interactions. First when Minato mentions using one of his techniques, which translated becomes "Spiralling Flash Super Round Dance Howl Participate Formula"; if they weren't in the middle of a war, Tobirama admitted he would have laughed at such a stupid name. Later when Naruto and Sasuke use their combination attack, Minato tries to say the name he made up for it, only to be told to shut up by the Second before he could finish.
  • 642: Naruto starts gathering more chakra while in Kyuubi mode...and the cloak vanishes. Naruto and Sasuke's reactions really sell it. Even Obito goes absolutely silent. At this point, you can tell that Tobirama has just gotten so exasperated that he looks like he's thinking, "so this is my life now..."
    • Tobirama blaming Minato for Naruto's idiocy while pointing out even Obito is dumbstruck, with Minato giving a lame apology.
  • 643: Kurama greets the half of his chakra that's sealed in Minato with "Hey, sexy bastard! Long time no see!" in the Manga Stream translation.
  • Chapter 644: Tobirama's frustration when he tells Naruto he invented the Kage Bushin no Jutsu and Sasuke's realization on how far behind Naruto he has become.
  • 645: Naruto's and Yang Kurama's interactions are hilarious. Kurama says that even though he refused to share the same space with toads when Naruto first learned Sage Jutsu, he'll allow Naruto to use it now. It's even funnier animated (Shippuden 381):
    Kurama: What's so stubborn about that, dammit!?
    Naruto: (sporting a Cat Smile) You just can't be upfront about your feelings, can you?
    Kurama: (gets in Naruto's face with Blank White Eyes) You bastard! You've been making fun of me a lot lately!
    Naruto: (unfazed) It's not like that... It's out of familiarity...
    Kurama: (realizing he's no longer terrifying anyone) Keh!
  • 647: The looks on the Shinobi Alliance's faces when Hashirama has a flashback to the first Kage Summit. Their faces don't say utter despair so much as, "Not another flashback!"

    Final Arc 
  • Chapter 664: Minato's flashback had a moment of comedic gold, when Kushina gets worried if Naruto is not going to get enough attention from Minato, he'll become a bad child. The funny part is Kushina's image of a bad child perfectly describes Naruto's personality.
    • Especially when you consider that Naruto's personality is very similar to his mother's.
    • Without Neji around, Tenten realizes she's stuck as the Only Sane Man to the Hot-Blooded Guy and Rock Lee. The image of Neji winking while holding a thumbs up is just the icing on the cake.
    • Only Madara could spit out and then throw away two of the Sage of Six Path's ridiculously-overpowered weapons without a care in the world.
    Madara: Rikudo's ninja tools? Who cares?
    • And then TENTEN gets them completely by accident, when they slam her teammates face first into the ground no less.
  • Chapter 666: The part of the flashback, where upon having to deal with Obito and Guy vying for the position of being Kakashi's rival, Kakashi himself word for word says "Fuck my life."
  • When Naruto meets the Sage of Six Paths in his mind, the old man first talks to him with some large wordplay and unwieldy Purple Prose, which confuses Naruto. Then the elder tries talking like a young person in Naruto's generation, including Totally Radical slang, which freaks Naruto out!
    • When Naruto comments that his Totally Radical slang made him sound like an idiot, the great Sage actually takes offense asking if telling him that was a bit much, which finally got him to a point Naruto could understand.
    • Also, Naruto thinking, "No matter where you are, you'll find old geezers trying to talk your ear off."
    • Madara taking a twisted pleasure in the Night Guy attack, having half his bodly blasted off.
    Madara: I thought I was a goner... You damned lunatic!
  • In 674, Madara casually flying by Kakashi and grabbing his eye out may bring Dark Humor to some, especially when reminded of a certain egotistical Saiyan Prince with a habit of saying "Mine!"
  • Madara somehow floating in air without the lower-half of his body.
  • When Team Seven reunites, it doesn't take long for Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura to start bickering. It even gives Kakashi a flashback to first meeting them as kids with Sasuke huffing, Sakura yelling, and Naruto sticking out his tongue. Kakashi looks so exasperated by it.
  • A bit of Dark Humor again, but Sakura decides she wants to be useful and act as a distraction, and gets stabbed immediately after charging towards Madara. To say it was anticlimactic would be accurate, only if you expected her to be successful in the first place.
  • The sight of Orochimaru under the influence of the Infinite Tsukuyomi is hard to watch with a straight face. What really sells it is that this is the first time where Orochimaru is shown completely and utterly stumped by someone he knows is better than him.
  • The Infinite Tsukuyomi dreams whip between funny and heartwarming. The funny highlights:
    • Kiba is Hokage and declares a dog holiday.
    • Shino is riding a giant, terrifying bug. "I finally found a new species."
    • Shikamaru is standing by Temari watching his father and mother argue while Asuma and Kurenai look happy. He just declares marriage too troublesome and gives up on it, which Temari agrees with.
    • Ino has Sai and Sasuke fighting over her.
    • Lee wins Sakura after beating the crap out of Neji and Naruto.
    • Tenten finally gets Lee and Guy to stop acting ridiculous (they don't look the part, though).
    • Mei has finally found a man, and apparently roped the other Kages into doing the ceremony.
      • Tsunade looked completely depressed.
    • Tsunade is walking with Dan, who is Hokage... then has to yell at Jiraiya for trying to involve Nawaki in his antics.
      • And Orochimaru was helping Jiraya!
  • The cover of Chapter 679: Team 7 as a fantasy RPG guild.
  • Chapter 682 takes it to Refuge in Audacity levels. Naruto uses Sexy Reverse Harem No Jutsu on Kaguya, which actually works long enough for him to sucker punch her. The fact that he uses it to continue his Shut Up, Hannibal! speech is even better.
    • And as oh-so-delicately put by Sakura, "IT WORKED!!"
    • Sakura's reaction to the the jutsu also merits attention. Kakashi and Kaguya are stunned, Sasuke looks exasperated, and sporting Blank White Eyes along with a nosebleed.
    Sakura: Idiooooot!!! How can you use such a jutsu in this situation!? OK for me, but how can you think that'd work on a god like that?!
    • Then she sports an even more horrified expression by the fact that it actually worked!
    • Kakashi is stunned by the fact that the pervert jutsu of all things (nearly) managed to save the world.
    • And to top it off he wonders if Jiraiya's statement on Naruto being The Chosen One was Foreshadowing this all along.
    • And the best part about all of this is that Sasuke listened to Naruto's explanation of this plan beforehand... and just went with it with minimal protest. This meant that even the reader couldn't see it coming, which is what really sells it.
    • Also the sheer "What the hell am I doing?" look Sasuke gives us is priceless.
  • In Chapter 683, Naruto's shadow clone says, "There I am."
  • Chapter 686 brings us another hilarious cover. This time, Team 7 are cowboys.
  • Chapter 688 has Sasuke, of all people, being shocked by Kakashi using Susanoo after regaining Obito's Mangekyo via Obito teleporting from the afterlife to prevent Kakashi from joining him and Rin.
    • When the One-Winged Angel is about to crush Sakura, Naruto tells Sasuke to save her. A Susanoo swoops in to her reuse, and Naruto congratulates Sasuke- only to find the Uchiha is still next to him.
    "Nice save, Sasukeeeeeh?"
  • Chapter 690
    • Black Zetsu sporting an Oh, Crap and Gonk face when Naruto throws him into Chibaku Tensei.
    • A bit of Dark Humor, but Kaguya throwing Madara up is somewhat amusing.
    • Naruto and Sakura realizing that they have no idea how to leave Kaguya's dimension, which they didn't think about in the heat of battle.
  • Chapter 691: Naruto happily shouts to Kurama that he missed him while Kurama frantically denies feeling the same way and flips him the bird. No one buys it.
    • Hagoramo even lampshades in humor Kurama's blustering.
  • Chapter 692: When Sasuke announces his plan to kill the 5 Kage and take over the world, Naruto's face simply says, "I'm getting real tired of this shit."
  • Chapter 700: Bolt's doodle of the Hokage Mountain which Naruto's side is shown having a familiar the jolly roger skull of the Straw Hat Pirates doodle.
    • Konohamaru scolds Bolt for defacing the Hokage monument... despite having done the same when he was Bolt's age for similar reasons. Naruto himself notes this and wonders if he should mention it.
    • The fact that Tsunade looks even younger post-time skip.
    • Sarada showing the same attitude toward boys that Sakura herself exhibited during the Land of Waves Arc so long ago.
    • Anko's Sweet Tooth has gotten the better of her and she is now a portly gal as opposed to a limber one.
    • Mei Terumi is still single.
    • Kiba, a dog lover, flirting with Tamaki, a cat lover.
    • Tenten's Satellite Character status is poked fun of. She is stuck behind the counter of a weapons shop during a time when nobody wants weapons because things are so peaceful. Out of Focus to the very end.

The New Era

Warning: This section is about the next generation of ninja, the children of the Konoha 12. Every SPOILER from the manga and The Last is unmarked. Read at your own peril.

    Naruto Gaiden: The Seventh Hokage and the Scarlet Spring Month 
  • Chapter 1:
    • Choji enthousiastically greets Chocho and Sarada while holding a bag of chips, much to Chocho's embarassment. Sarada points out that it's not that unusual for an adult to walk around with a bag of chips, but Chocho is still angry. After all, he's holding a bag of lightly salted chips, a flavor she detests.
      • And on that note, Sarada's droll reaction to all of the above. She may be a total cynic well before her time, but at least she seems to have developed a masterful sense of snark.
      Sarada: An adult man can walk down the street with a bag of chips in his hand, you know.
    • During their sparring match, Boruto tricks Naruto with a Shadow Clone. Naruto gets annoyed he fell for it and is about to create a ton of clones for payback until Sai remarks how childish his behavior is.
    • Sai and Inojin are training too, with the kid drawing and animating a beast using Sai's jutsu, while thinking that his dad's art taste is ancient.
    • Shikamaru tries to lecture Boruto about his behavior, then gives up saying that he's just like Naruto at that age and puts and end to their game of hide-and-seek by binding the kid with his shadow paralysis jutsu, much to Shikadai's amusement. Then, he tells his son to go and bring Naruto here:
      Shikadai: Eh? Why me? This is such a pain...
      Shikamaru: Huh, I guess it's happening in my family too.
    • Sakura smashes the ground in a fit of rage. Unfortunately, this ends up bringing down her house.

    Boruto: The Movie 

From Fillers

    Filler Episodes/Arcs 
  • Naruto dangling from his right foot which is stuck up the Third Hokage's nose on the Hokage Monument.
  • The Gemno arc playing off Hinata's Cannot Spit It Out status for Naruto is so cute and hilarious:
    Naruto: Hinata! You're the one I want!
    *Hinata gasps, Luminescent Blushes, and starts Shy Finger Twiddling*
    Sakura: What the heck's wrong with you?! You idiot, saying stuff like that right now!
    Hinata: I...never knew. I don't know what to say...
    Hinata: Oh Naruto, I never knew you could be so impetuous.
    Naruto: *spots Neji* Never mind, I'll ask Neji. See ya! *leaves*
    Hinata: Huh?! Aw...
  • One scene features Konohamaru crashing into Tsunade and snuggling her huge breasts when he thinks they are pillows. Needless to say, Tsunade wasn't amused at all with this exchange.
  • In the second (I think) episode of the Mizuki Strikes Back Arc, Kakashi and Iruka meet up in Tsunade's office (Kakashi is receiving a briefing, and Iruka is reporting in on the capture of the escaped prisoners). Kakashi pats Iruka on the shoulder, grabs Iruka's hand, turns it palm up, makes a few gestures, summons Pakkun on his hand, says words to the effect of "I'm sure you can take it from here, Iruka," and promptly disappears. Cue Iruka doing a "OMGWTFBBQ" confusion dance, complete with waving Pakkun around. Pakkun's completely straight face during the above is the icing on the cake.
    • Not to mention, from the same arc... MIZUKI TURNS INTO A TIGER-MAN. The fact that that makes him extremely strong, fast, and all-around dangerous notwithstanding, HE'S A TIGER-MAN!! And he's grrrreat.
  • In the Bikouchuu Filler Arc (Part I), Team 8 come to visit Kurenai in the hospital (she got kinda banged up trying to stop a prison break in the previous story arc... the above-mentioned Tiger-Man Mizuki Arc, actually). They open the door, Hinata leading... and Naruto is standing on/hanging from the ceiling, right there. Cue Hinata going beet-red from the fact that her crush's face is, like, four inches from hers (upside-down, but still...). Naruto, being Naruto, mistakes her blush for a fever-flush, and he innocently places a hand on her forehead. In response, Hinata screams and impulsively headbutts Naruto across the room, KO-ing him... and herself (what can I say; Naruto is rather hard-headed...); Kiba & Shino try - and fail - to catch her as she falls, and we see her out cold, still blushing and with a goofy little smile on her face.
    • The middle of that episode is also priceless: While everyone was asleep, Hinata wakes up and heads to the waterfall to begin her training (surprisingly in the NUDE). Naruto soon wakes up to urinate but soon after he was done goes to the waterfall out of curiosity, and stumbles into her training. Not knowing who this person was Naruto tries to make his presence known only to slip and fall into the water alerting Hinata and she leaves not realizing that it was Naruto. The next morning, Naruto starts to tell the members on what he saw last night and note Hinata's reaction.
      • That would be because her crush not only saw her naked but is also talking about how beautiful she is. At least this instance can be chalked up to something other than Naruto's obliviousness- he's arguing with Kiba over whether or not the incident actually happened, and since they're behind Hinata, neither of them can see how much she's blushing.
    • The way they fail the mission... By Naruto farting... Seriously... He farts and the beetle smells that instead of Sasuke's headband... Sakura's reaction to this makes it funnier.
  • The Part 1 filler episode in which Shino laughs. Naruto and Shino's reactions are what make the scene pure gold.
  • The curry episode. Neji + Curry = Win.
  • Episode 101, "Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi-Sensei's True Face!", based around one Omake makes for the most bizarre episode ever seen. Hilariously jarring and weird, you can't help but laugh at it. Kakashi-Sensei finally pulling down his mask to reveal another mask under his first is just the cap to a truly random episode.
  • In episode 196, "Drive Towards Darkness", Naruto spends most of the show trying to pose as Sasuke in order to keep the young girl there escorting happy. So we're treated to "Sasuke" walking around and acting like a goofball for almost the entire episode, it was actually quite refreshing.
  • Any of the Jiraiya in the hot spring scenes in the episode Kidnapped! Naruto's Hot Springs Adventure!
    Naruto: Cannonball!! (Naruto dives into the hot spring with Jiraiya.)
    Jiraiya: I can't say I'm having much fun here. Just me and the knucklehead... When is the mixed-bathing going to start?

    Jiraiya: Well they're female, I suppose. But uh... The only problem is THEY'RE THE WRONG SPECIES! (Jiraiya is surrounded by monkeys.) This, uh, isn't quite what I had in mind.

    Jiraiya: Well I wanted humans and I got humans. If only... IT WASN'T A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS!
    Fat men: Who you callin' fat, grandpa?!
    Jiraiya: Are there any human women in this town? Ugh!

    Jiraiya: At last I've got women and plenty of them. But still...
    Old Lady: Aren't you cute?
    Jiraiya: (Surrounded by old ladies.) I hoped for women who still had their own teeth you know! Ugh!

    Jiraiya: Things just go from bad to worst. When they said mix bathing, I did not know they meant this (Jiraiya is surrounded by a mixture of monkeys, fat men, and old ladies.) I just need to be patient that's all. OW! My foot! OW! (Everyone crushes Jiraiya in the face due to the lack of room.)

    (Three young ladies come to the hot spring and stop when they see Jiraiya, scream, and run off.)
    Jiraiya: (Delusional from being in the water so long.) Must be hearing things, I thought I heard the women were here. (Sinks into the water as the episode fades out.)

  • Episode 271, a tie-in with the Road to Ninja movie gives us these lines:
    Sakura (who currently has amnesia,): *staring at Tsunade's chest* Have they always been that huge? *poke* Did you do something to make them bigger?
    Tsunade: These are a blessing from heaven! I've always had them!
    • A similar incident happens with Shizune just a few later...
      Shizune: You shouldn't have done that, Tsunade-sama! *inspecting Sakura's head* Are you alright, Sakura?
      Sakura: *stares intently at Shizune's chest* Underdeveloped...
      • Note that Sakura gets smacked in the head for both comments.
    • In the same episode, Ino tries to help Sakura get her memories back with the help of Konoha 12 (minus Naruto, who probably would be in the RTN world and Sasuke, for obvious angsty reasons) by making them all act like how Sakura remembers them. The results are a lamenting Kiba (who has to wear cat ears and paws), a tortured Shino (who watches as Venus Fly Traps kill his insects), a Reluctant Hinata in a Chinese outfit (Just... look), Neji loudly questioning why he has to be blindfolded and tied to a pole, and Shikamaru doing the most awkward smile of all awkward smiles.
      • Fridge Logic: What point is served by blindfolding a Byakugan user?
    • In the anime Neji and Lee tide to the same pole. Neji's exasperation at the situation is hilarious.
    Neji: (subbed dialogue) What have I ever done? This is absolutely outrageous!
  • The scene of Bee training Naruto to make a Tailed Beast Ball which devolves into a tennis match with them using tentacles and aura to throw it at each other until it explodes.
  • Episode 279: Team 8 wanting to destroy the Zetsu army, for the apparent Noodle Incidents only he knows.
  • Shippuden episode 72: Sakura, who's visiting Naruto and Sai in the hospital, overhears Naruto ecstatically dreaming (rather loudly, too) of being fed by Sakura. Her reaction? Take an apple from a nearby basket and jam it down poor Naruto's (who's still sleeping, by the way) throat to the point he starts to choke. Sai, still being the socially inept person he is at this point, misinterprets the violent action as Sakura and Naruto showing affection for each other because she's "feeding" him! And the kicker? This episode traumatized Naruto so much, when Kakashi, nonchalantly, brings in a whole basket of apples, Naruto recoils, trembling in horror, declaring out of fear that "he's had enough apples!"
  • In the filler episode 179 we see that Kakashi was following Team 7 before their first meeting. After the whole "bad milk incident", Naruto follows Sasuke to fight him for making Sakura sad. Near the end of the fight Naruto tries the Sexy Jutsu on Sasuke, who doesn't even blink. When Naruto attacks him thinking he is shocked, Sasuke uses a wire to throw a shuriken into Naruto's butt.
  • In a filler Shippuden episode 181 (pre-timeskip), Sasuke is attacked by an ostrich. Just as surreal as it sounds. See it here (and here for in English).
    • Said Ostrich returns in another episode called "Animal District" where it has learned some ninjutsu and calls itself "Condor" (despite being an ostrich as pointed out by Naruto). It now views Naruto as a rival in its bid for freedom and hijinx ensue when it takes over an old training area. Highlights of the episode include Shino freaking out when his bugs are eaten again and again and Rock Lee fighting a boxing kangaroo and its offspring that's just as good a boxer and hiding in its parent's pouch.
  • Shippuden's filler Episode 183 has Naruto catching a cold. While it might not be funny in itself, the fact that the splayed snot is colored white (with Sakura as the usual victim) suggests something more perverted. Moreover, when Sakura fell down ill, her spasms seem to suggest Naruto did something far more perverted.
    • Or for that matter, deploying an entire shinobi unit to quarantine Naruto (toss injections on him as if they were kunai) only seem to set the funny mood of this filler. This is even before we get past the opening credits!
  • Shippuuden filler episode 189. ALL OF IT. Except the oddly depressing flashbacks to Sasuke and Itachi as little kids.
  • Shippuden episode 62: Sora is repeated warned by Sakura and Naruto not to provoke Tsunade. They enter her office. 3...2...1...
    CRASH! *Sora comes flying out and impacts the wall hard enough to break it.*
    Seems that Tsunade overheard Sora's words from outside.
  • This scene from the filler where Naruto calls Sakura ugly.
  • Scary face no jutsu!
  • In the anime, Kotetsu and Izumo getting Mistaken for Gay here by Tsunade.
  • Deidara, whenever Tobi makes him angry.
    Tobi: Ichibi, Nibi, Sanbi... boku wa Tobi!
    Tobi (translated): One-Tail, Two-Tails, Three-Tails...I am the Ten-Tails (Tobi)!
    Deidara: *blows him up*
  • From the Three Tails Arc... Tobi is really pushing it this time...
    Tobi: [Points to a dumpling shop.] Hey! Hey! Hey! Deidara look! A dumpling shop! [Flops around like an idiot.] Let's take a breather can we? Can we? We've been walking all day and I'm totally exhausted! [Madly dashes to the dumpling shop.] BWAAHAHAHAHA!
    Deidara: You don't look that exhausted... [Walks over to the dumpling shop and sits down next to Tobi.] You act like a four year old sometimes, you know that?
    Tobi: Ah, what's the rush? We're trying to catch one of the tailed beasts but we don't even know where it is. What's gonna hurt if we kick back for a bit?... By the way, which one are we after again?
    Deidara: [Annoyed.] THE THREE TAILS!!!
    Tobi: First we find them, then we catch them! Just leave it to Tobi, okie dokie?
    Waitress: [Hands Deidara and Tobi their dumplings.] Here you go. Dumplings for two.
    Tobi: [Bouncing in his seat.] OOOOOH! These look tasty! Let's see, let's see! [Picks up the stick holding the three dumplings and reaches for his mask. Deidara tries to hid the fact he's trying to get a peek under the mask. Tobi quickly turns around, crushing the chance of Deidara getting a peek.] Oh! These are so good! The sauce is out of this world! Not too sweet, not too salty! [Deidara takes a bite out of his dumplings in annoyance that he didn't get a peek under the mask.] That really hit the spot, huh? [Turns around and looks into the shop and spots a porcelain piggy bank. Tobi points to it.] Hey Deidara! Get a load of this! [Deidara looks at the piggy bank in annoyance and disgust.] That looks exactly like your work! [Deidara's patience runs thinner.] Could it be that your art style is... A rip off? [Tobi covers the part on his mask where his mouth is. Deidara fumes.]
    Deidara: Tobi...
    Tobi: [Yelps and runs away.]
    Deidara: YOU'RE DEAD!!! [Sends Tobi flying away with a smoke trail behind the poor moron; most likely, tried to blow him up again.]
    • A little while later, Deidara's still mad at Tobi from what he said in the last episode...
    Tobi: [Sticks his butt out from behind a tree.] If your gonna to cover yourself don't forget your butt! [Deidara keeps on walking.] Huh? [Runs ahead like an idiot and hides behind another tree. Puts a finger to where his mouth should be behind his mask.] Look at me! I'm like a school girl in love with her professor! [Deidara keeps on walking.] Wha? Deidara, look at me! You're not still angry? Hey! Let's be friends and look for Three-Tails together!
    Deidara: [Turns around and glares at Tobi.] UGH! GO AWAY!
    Tobi: [Flinches.] Aw come on! If we don't get to work, the others will chew us out! Cut me some slack, will you? Hey I know, I will let you take a peek under my mask!
    Deidara: I said get lost.
    Tobi: Deidara! If you keep acting so mean, I might leave for real! Aww... Guess I have no choice, I will just go search on my lonesome! [Deidara and Tobi go down separate roads.]
  • Ino being used as a body-double for the woman arranged to marry Elvis, due the woman's nervous eating making her fat. Once the ruse is ended, it's revealed that the ruse was never necessary in the first place.


  • Jiraiya. Possibly the funniest character in the whole series, everything he makes is either amazingly funny or heroic, or even both. Especially Naruto's reactions to his constant peeping and stalking on women.
  • The first 15 minutes or so of Episode 167 of Shippuden are some of the most hilariously bad moments in the entire Naruto anime. Not just bad, you may literally fall out of your chair laughing at just how ridiculous it is. The Animation Bump and the Off Model turn one of the most serious fights in the series into a pathetic excuse for a Looney Tunes episode.
    • YMMV, as though its hilarious, its also somehow epic.
    • One of the best parts: Four-tailed Naruto grabs a slab of rock and hammers Pain into the ground with it. When the dust clears, only Pain's head is above ground.
    Pain: Do you hate me now?

  • Any time Sasuke, Kakashi or best of all Neji get Blank White Eyes.
  • Shikamaru waking up before his alarm clock and insulting it.
  • Chouji's reaction to food. He will go to extreme lengths to make sure no one else gets the last bite of a meal (or the last potato chip), motivating him with barbecue will turn him instantly from a coward to a hero, and woe betide anyone who calls him fat.
  • Practically every time Sakura punches someone, mainly Naruto or Sai and how she always shouts "Shannaro!" and causes Naruto to get blank white eyes.
  • The mere fact that Gaara, a sociopathic, homicidal and cold-blooded murderer became a kind, compassionate and caring Kazekage and Commander of the Fourth Division. I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
  • In a Black Comedy way, I find the mere fact that if Kakashi had abandoned his comrades and completed his mission to destroy the bridge, Obito would have died. This would have given Naruto an actual childhood, made Nagato less crazy, made the Mist a better place, invited the possibility of Minato stopping the Uchiha Massacre, let the Moon's Eye Plan die with Madara, and prevented the Fourth Great Shinobi World War absolutely hilarious... Ain't Irony a beotch?

    Video Games 
  • In the Ultimate Ninja 3 game, whose events seem to be set between the Tsunade Search Arc and the Sasuke Retrieval Arc in the anime's timeline, the story mode is about a Battle Royale contest between all Ninja from the Leaf and Sand, with the winner being Hokage for a day. At some point, Sakura challenges Naruto and gives us this gem:
    Naruto:'re the last person I wanna fight!
    Sakura: Shut it! There's a lovey-dovey Sasuke regulation I hafta pass into law! So I'm taking your crystals!