Captain Jack Harkness
- Bi the Way: And informed Extreme Omnisexual
- Dark and Troubled Past: Oh so much.
- Gwen aside, this applies to all Team Torchwood.
- The Matchmaker: cuts off Ginny's Operation: Jealousy and bluntly tells her that Harry likes her as much as she likes him and that she should ask him out.
- Really 700 Years Old: Even more so, seeing as he's been de-aged.
Owen 'Bloody' Harper
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: His systematic destruction of Umbridge.
- The Dreaded: After what he does to Umbridge. Is seen as someone who could conceivably take down Voldemort
- Beware the Nice Ones: He's got the ability to spike the entire school's drinks.
- The Dreaded: In certain circles.
- The Chosen One: to his displeasure.
- Guile Hero: Developing into this under Jack's tutelage.
- Enemy Mine: willing to do this, again, thanks to Jack.
Captain John Hart
- Extreme Omnisexual: Poodles, of course. And the centaurs.