History Quotes / BlandNameProduct

-->-- '''Blog/{{Froghand}}''', from the [[https://froghand.neocities.org/vaporwavegames.html Shitty Vaporwave Indie Game Reviews]].

'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/MouseTrap Mouse Catch]]''.\\

-->''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror V"

-->''The Simpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror XXI"

->And by the way, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the brand Harmin'? But, uh, the manufacturers of this particular toilet paper? No free rides.

->By the way, what bar just advertises "Beer"? That's pretty generic isn't it? Oh, yeah! I’ve always been a fan of “Beer” beer! It’s almost as good as “Burger” burgers!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''[[Film/{{Steel}} Steel]]'' review

-> Maybe I'll make an actual Outrun art project, involving, shit, I don't know. Hotline Miami recreated entirely in web languages. But then I'll get striked by the copyright vultures, so I'll call it "Bob Lime Boob Slamming" or what have you.

-->-- ''[[Film/{{REC}} [REC]3]]''

(''Bart then discovers "Devil's Path", a likely parody of "Film/{{Jumanji}}"'')
-->''TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror XXI"

->'''Quagmire:''' [[YouGottaBeKiddingMe Oh,]] ''[[YouGottaBeKiddingMe come o--!]]'' T-They don't own french fries!

->'''Quagmire:''' Oh, ''come o--!'' T-They don't own french fries!

'''Milhouse:''' ''[[ChutesAndLadders Drops and Risers]]''?\\

'''Milhouse:''' ''[[HungryHungryHippos Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos]]''.\\

->This is a comic strip about an elderly woman getting so turned on by reading [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey low-grade bondage smut]] that she has to go stand outside in the snow in order to keep from "overheating." That is literally what is going on here, and believe it or not, it's not that Lillian and her septuagenarian book club are apparently getting off on whips and chains, because, y'know, if that's what they're into, more power to 'em...On the bright side, 50 Shades of Purple implies that the dude in the Funkyverse version of that book is named "Christian Purple," which is delightful.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/funkywatch-januarys-most-depressing-funky-winkerbean-and-crankshaft-strips/ Chris Sims]]''', "''Fuckywatch'' -- January's Most Depressing ''ComicStrip/FunkyWinkerbean and ''Crankshat'' Strips"

--> Maybe I'll make an actual Outrun art project, involving, shit, I don't know. Hotline Miami recreated entirely in web languages. But then I'll get striked by the copyright vultures, so I'll call it "Bob Lime Boob Slamming" or what have you.

->'''Quagmire:''' Oh, ''come o--!'' T-They don't' own french fries!

-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy, (a little later in) "Cool Hand Peter"

-->-- '''[[NostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]''', ''[[Film/{{Steel}} Steel]]'' review

Read More: January's Most Depressing 'Funky Winkerbean' Strips | http://comicsalliance.com/funkywatch-januarys-most-depressing-funky-winkerbean-and-crankshaft-strips/?trackback=tsmclip

->''"And by the way, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the brand Harmin'? But, uh, the manufacturers of this particular toilet paper? No free rides."''

->'''[[LetsPlay/SimonLane Simon]]:''' I was hungry! I needed my [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Joffo Cakes!]] See what I did there? Joffo cakes?
->'''[[LetsPlay/LewisBrindley Lewis]]:''' It's not trademark-breaking if you don't spell it correctly.

->'''Simon:''' I was hungry! I needed my [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Joffo Cakes!]] See what I did there? Joffo cakes?
->'''Lewis:''' It's not trademark-breaking if you don't spell it correctly.
-->-- ''{{Yogscast}}'', ''Yogventures trailer.''

'''Bart:''' ''[[{{Concentration}} Consternation]]''.\\

->'''Simon:''' I was hungry! I needed my [[TrademarkFavouriteFood Joffo Cakes!]] See what I did there? Joffo cakes?

->'''Simon:''' I was hungry! I needed my Joffo Cakes! See what I did there? Joffo cakes?

(''Bart then discovers '''Devil's Path''', a likely parody of ''{{Jumanji}}'', setting the rest of the segment into motion'')
-->--''TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror XXI".

-->'''Bart:''' Which of these [[TabletopGames board lames]] shall we play? [[CandyLand Taffy Land]]?\\
'''Milhouse:''' [[ChutesAndLadders Drops and Risers]]?\\
'''Bart:''' Consternation.\\
'''Milhouse:''' [[HungryHungryHippos Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos]].\\
'''Bart:''' [[TabletopGame/MouseTrap Mouse Catch]].\\
'''Milhouse:''' [[TabletopGame/{{Battleship}} Battle Boat]].\\
'''Bart:''' [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Funopoly]] .\\
'''Milhouse:''' Create of Apes.\\
'''Bart:''' [[TabletopGame/{{Yahtzee}} Yahtzu]] .\\
'''Milhouse:''' Tiddlywonks.
-->-- ''{{Simpsons}}'', "Treehouse of Horrot XXI"