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2	->'''Quagmire:''' Wow, Joe, how'd you pull that off?
3	->'''Joe:''' I put in a call from the [=McDaniel=]'s payphone while you guys were getting that 9-piece Chicken [=McFingers=] and those Diet Conks and those fresh fries.
4	->'''Quagmire:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh,]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe come o--!]]'' T-They don't own french fries!
5	-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', (a little later in) "Cool Hand Peter"
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7	->'''Willie:''' Boy! You read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning!
8	->'''Bart:''' You mean [[Film/TheShining Shining]].
9	->'''Willie:''' Shhh! You wanna get sued?
10	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror V"
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12	->'''Bart:''' Which of these [[TabletopGames board lames]] shall we play? ''[[TabletopGame/CandyLand Taffy Land]]''?\
13	'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/ChutesAndLadders Drops and Risers]]''?\
14	'''Bart:''' ''[[{{Series/Concentration}} Consternation]]''.\
15	'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/HungryHungryHippos Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos]]''.\
16	'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/MouseTrap1963 Mouse Catch]]''.\
17	'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Battleship}} Battle Boat]]''.\
18	'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Funopoly]]''.\
19	'''Milhouse:''' ''Crate of Apes''.\
20	'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Yahtzee}} Yahtzu]]''.\
21	'''Milhouse:''' ''Tiddlywonks''.\
22	(''Bart then discovers "Devil's Path", a parody of "Film/{{Jumanji}}"'')
23	-->--''The Simpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
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25	->''And by the way, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the brand Harmin'? But, uh, the manufacturers of this particular toilet paper? No free rides.''
26	-->--''Series/TheColbertReport''
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28	->'''Ernest:''' ''(carrying a large box)'' I found the Christmas Island toy stash!\
29	'''Sherman:''' Nice going, Ernest!\
30	'''Ernest:''' ''(places the box down and opens it up)'' Now, granted, they don't seem to be the brand-name toys that everyone's used to... they could be knock-offs for all I know.\
31	''(Ernest hands Fillmore a G.I. Joe knockoff from out of the box)''\
32	'''Fillmore:''' G.I. Moe?\
33	'''Ernest:''' ''(holding a Slinky knockoff)'' Here's a "Slonky".
34	-->-- ''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon''
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36	->'''[[LetsPlay/SimonLane Simon]]:''' I was hungry! I needed my [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Joffo Cakes!]] See what I did there? Joffo cakes?\
37	'''[[LetsPlay/LewisBrindley Lewis]]:''' It's not trademark-breaking if you don't spell it correctly.
38	-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'', ''Yogventures trailer.''
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40	->''By the way, what bar just advertises "Beer"? That's pretty generic isn't it? Oh, yeah! I’ve always been a fan of “Beer” beer! It’s almost as good as “Burger” burgers!''
41	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Steel}}'' review
42
43	->'''Dan Halen:''' Attention primitives: thy wait is over. I give you your very own Ballmart.\
44	'''Granny:''' No no, the store is called Wal-\
45	'''Dan Halen:''' Ballmart I said, Baaallmart!\
46	''[beat]''\
47	'''Granny:''' Yeah, but you mean-\
48	'''Dan Halen:''' Ballmart!
49	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}''
50
51	-> ''Maybe I'll make an actual Outrun art project, involving, shit, I don't know. Hotline Miami recreated entirely in web languages. But then I'll get striked by the copyright vultures, so I'll call it "Bob Lime Boob Slamming" or what have you.''
52	-->-- '''Froghand''', from the [[https://froghand.neocities.org/vaporwavegames.html Shitty Vaporwave Indie Game Reviews]].
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54	->'''Tuna:''' And what exactly are you dressed up as?
55	->'''John Sponge:''' As John Sponge.
56	->'''Tuna:''' Wouldn't that be [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants SpongeBob]]?
57	->'''John Sponge:''' No. Well, you see, there was a copyright problem, and now the costume is John Sponge's. And let it be very clear that we are talking of a character that got nothing to do with the one you are talking about. I don't want any trouble later on.
58	-->-- ''[[Film/{{REC}} [REC] 3: Genesis]]''

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