->'''Quagmire:''' Wow, Joe, how'd you pull that off?
->'''Joe:''' I put in a call from the [=McDaniel=]'s payphone while you guys were getting that 9-piece Chicken [=McFingers=] and those Diet Conks and those fresh fries.
->'''Quagmire:''' Oh, ''come o--!'' T-They don't own french fries!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', (a little later in) "Cool Hand Peter"

->'''Bart:''' Which of these [[TabletopGames board lames]] shall we play? ''[[TabletopGame/CandyLand Taffy Land]]''?\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''[[ChutesAndLadders Drops and Risers]]''?\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[{{Series/Concentration}} Consternation]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''[[HungryHungryHippos Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos]]''.\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/MouseTrap Mouse Catch]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Battleship}} Battle Boat]]''.\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Funopoly]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''Crate of Apes''.\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Yahtzee}} Yahtzu]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''Tiddlywonks''.\\
(''Bart then discovers "Devil's Path", a likely parody of "Film/{{Jumanji}}"'')
-->''TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror XXI"

->And by the way, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the brand Harmin'? But, uh, the manufacturers of this particular toilet paper? No free rides.

->'''[[LetsPlay/SimonLane Simon]]:''' I was hungry! I needed my [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Joffo Cakes!]] See what I did there? Joffo cakes?\\
'''[[LetsPlay/LewisBrindley Lewis]]:''' It's not trademark-breaking if you don't spell it correctly.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'', ''Yogventures trailer.''

->By the way, what bar just advertises "Beer"? That's pretty generic isn't it? Oh, yeah! I’ve always been a fan of “Beer” beer! It’s almost as good as “Burger” burgers!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''[[Film/{{Steel}} Steel]]'' review

->'''Dan Halen:''' Attention primitives: thy wait is over. I give you your very own Ballmart.\\
'''Granny:''' No no, the store is called Wal-\\
'''Dan Halen:''' Ballmart I said, Baaallmart!\\
'''Granny:''' Yeah, but you mean-\\
'''Dan Halen:''' Ballmart!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}''

-> Maybe I'll make an actual Outrun art project, involving, shit, I don't know. Hotline Miami recreated entirely in web languages. But then I'll get striked by the copyright vultures, so I'll call it "Bob Lime Boob Slamming" or what have you.
-->-- '''Blog/{{Froghand}}''', from the [[https://froghand.neocities.org/vaporwavegames.html Shitty Vaporwave Indie Game Reviews]].