History Funny / YTheLastMan

24th Mar '16 8:21:30 AM PaleHorse
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** As an added GeniusBonus, the line Yorick quotes actually ''is'' from the Bible. It's even from Ezekiel 25:17, and is one of the only parts of the monologue that's in the text.
12th Nov '15 4:28:50 PM Chuckles
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** "Boy, security sure has gotten ''lame'' in this joint since all of the men diEEEEED!
8th Jun '14 7:42:16 PM Dannykat
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--> '''''Unknowing Girl''': Daddy? I think Buck is sick.''

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--> '''''Unknowing '''''Unknown Girl''': Daddy? I think Buck is sick.''
2nd Feb '14 1:20:38 AM partner555
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* "Beth, I think Beth has a right to know about... Beth."



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* "Beth, I think Beth has a right to know about... Beth."

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* "Beth, I think Beth has a right to know about... Beth."
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24th Jan '14 10:08:19 AM NNLand
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--> '''''Yorick''': Boy, security sure has gotten lame in this joint since all of the men- (cue Yorick being flipped over).''



-->'''''Ms. Brown''': A magic ring? Yorick, don't be ridiculous, that has nothing to do with- ...did you just say proposed?
-->'''''Yorick''': Yes. That's why I'm going to Australia to find out her answer.
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': The hell you are!

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-->'''''Ms. Brown''': A magic ring? Yorick, don't be ridiculous, that has nothing to do with- ...did you just say proposed?
proposed?''
-->'''''Yorick''': Yes. That's why I'm going to Australia to find out her answer.
answer.''
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': The hell you are!are!''
18th Dec '13 1:55:58 PM NNLand
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-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Worse. Republicans.

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-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Worse. Republicans.''
18th Dec '13 1:55:22 PM NNLand
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** Their speculation as to why Yorick survived prompts a DoubleTake from Ms. Brown.
-->'''''Yorick''': I bought it in a magic store and used it to propose to Beth right before-''
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': A magic ring? Yorick, don't be ridiculous, that has nothing to do with- ...did you just say proposed?
-->'''''Yorick''': Yes. That's why I'm going to Australia to find out her answer.
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': The hell you are!
* Yorick and Ms. Brown being shot at.
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Get away from the window Yorick!''
-->'''''Yorick''': But who's shooting at us mom? Terrorists?''
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Worse. Republicans.
18th Dec '13 1:44:01 PM NNLand
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* 355 breaks into Secretary Valentine's room. She doesn't even bat an eyelash at it.
-->'''''Valentine''': If you're looking for food, the kitchen's already been pillaged.'''
** Even funnier is when 355 almost immediately after tells Valentine she's now the President of the United States.
* The confrontation between Yorick and a chick driving a garbage truck full of corpses.
** One of the first things she does? Checks his family jewels.
-->'''''Girl''': You're a ''real man''! But just barely.''
** Yorick's use of the word "whom" prompts the girl to sarcastically ask if he's an English major.
-->'''''Yorick''': As a matter of fact...''
-->'''''Girl''': Yeah, I really don't care.''
** The girl handcuffing Yorick, despite him being an escape artist, and turning her back away only to find that he escaped.
-->'''''(After escaping) Yorick''': You're just lucky those handcuffs were ''Hiatts'' you little shit.''
* Ms. Brown, after speaking with a colleague, gets a surprise visit from Yorick. First thing she does? [[InformedAbility Puts those Tae Bo classes to use]].
--> '''''Yorick''': Boy, security sure has gotten lame in this joint since all of the men- (cue Yorick being flipped over).''
18th Dec '13 1:26:19 PM NNLand
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--> Government Official: Representative Brown? Your husband just called, said he was going to be late to the party.
--> Ms. Brown: Men. [[FiveSecondForshadowing Can't live with 'em.]]

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--> Government Official: '''''Government Official''': Representative Brown? Your husband just called, said he was going to be late to the party.
party.''
--> Ms. Brown: '''''Ms. Brown''': Men. [[FiveSecondForshadowing [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Can't live with 'em.]]]]''



--> Agent 1033: Three bodies for one artifact recovered? Looks like you're turning into the Culpher Ring's Lara Croft-
--> Agent 355: Just shut up and get us out of here.
** When the plague hits, and the reactions of the men being affected, turning a serious moment into something part {{Narm}} part GallowsHumor.

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--> Agent 1033: '''''Agent 1033''': Three bodies for one artifact recovered? Looks like you're turning into the Culpher Ring's Lara Croft-
Croft-''
--> Agent 355: '''''Agent 355''': Just shut up and get us out of here.
here.''
** When the plague hits, and the reactions of the men being affected, turning a serious moment into something part {{Narm}} {{Narm}}, part GallowsHumor.GallowsHumor.
--> '''''Unknowing Girl''': Daddy? I think Buck is sick.''
18th Dec '13 1:18:29 PM NNLand
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* Yorick's introduction; hanging upside down from a straitjacket, talking about Elvis' twin brother.
** Even funnier is Ampersand's introduction; throwing his poop at Yorick.
** 355's introduction; Yorick is talking about how he can't leave his apartment. Beth gives a responds with a sarcastic quip.
-->'''''Beth''': The world is glorious! What's there to be afraid of?''
--> '''''Next Page''': A masked kidnapper taking a woman hostage.''
** Dr. Mann's introduction; Yorick is talking about how much he misses Beth. Beth tries to cut in.
-->'''''Beth''': Before you say anything, there's something I should tell you.''
--> '''''Next Page, Dr. Mann''': I'm having a baby.''[[labelnote:Note]]Her dialogue gets [[DeadpanSnarker snarkier from there]].[[/labelnote]]
** Hero's introduction; her boning a fireman can be funny, but also take note of the disgusted thoughts from her colleagues.
* During the countdown...
** At four seconds...
--> Government Official: Representative Brown? Your husband just called, said he was going to be late to the party.
--> Ms. Brown: Men. [[FiveSecondForshadowing Can't live with 'em.]]
** At three seconds: the reporter trying to get a date out of Alter, and failing.
** At two seconds...
--> Agent 1033: Three bodies for one artifact recovered? Looks like you're turning into the Culpher Ring's Lara Croft-
--> Agent 355: Just shut up and get us out of here.
** When the plague hits, and the reactions of the men being affected, turning a serious moment into something part {{Narm}} part GallowsHumor.
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