[[folder: Book One, Unmanned]]
* Yorick's introduction; hanging upside down from a straitjacket, talking about Elvis' twin brother.
** Even funnier is Ampersand's introduction; throwing his poop at Yorick.
** 355's introduction; Yorick is talking about how he can't leave his apartment. Beth gives a responds with a sarcastic quip.
-->'''''Beth''': The world is glorious! What's there to be afraid of?''
--> '''''Next Page''': A masked kidnapper taking a woman hostage.''
** Dr. Mann's introduction; Yorick is talking about how much he misses Beth. Beth tries to cut in.
-->'''''Beth''': Before you say anything, there's something I should tell you.''
--> '''''Next Page, Dr. Mann''': I'm having a baby.''[[labelnote:Note]]Her dialogue gets [[DeadpanSnarker snarkier from there]].[[/labelnote]]
** Hero's introduction; her boning a fireman can be funny, but also take note of the disgusted thoughts from her colleagues.
* During the countdown...
** At four seconds...
--> '''''Government Official''': Representative Brown? Your husband just called, said he was going to be late to the party.''
--> '''''Ms. Brown''': Men. [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Can't live with 'em.]]''
** At three seconds: the reporter trying to get a date out of Alter, and failing.
** At two seconds...
--> '''''Agent 1033''': Three bodies for one artifact recovered? Looks like you're turning into the Culpher Ring's Lara Croft-''
--> '''''Agent 355''': Just shut up and get us out of here.''
** When the plague hits, and the reactions of the men being affected, turning a serious moment into something part {{Narm}}, part GallowsHumor.
--> '''''Unknown Girl''': Daddy? I think Buck is sick.''
* 355 breaks into Secretary Valentine's room. She doesn't even bat an eyelash at it.
-->'''''Valentine''': If you're looking for food, the kitchen's already been pillaged.'''
** Even funnier is when 355 almost immediately after tells Valentine she's now the President of the United States.
* The confrontation between Yorick and a chick driving a garbage truck full of corpses.
** One of the first things she does? Checks his family jewels.
-->'''''Girl''': You're a ''real man''! But just barely.''
** Yorick's use of the word "whom" prompts the girl to sarcastically ask if he's an English major.
-->'''''Yorick''': As a matter of fact...''
-->'''''Girl''': Yeah, I really don't care.''
** The girl handcuffing Yorick, despite him being an escape artist, and turning her back away only to find that he escaped.
-->'''''(After escaping) Yorick''': You're just lucky those handcuffs were ''Hiatts'' you little shit.''
* Ms. Brown, after speaking with a colleague, gets a surprise visit from Yorick. First thing she does? [[InformedAbility Puts those Tae Bo classes to use]].
** "Boy, security sure has gotten ''lame'' in this joint since all of the men diEEEEED!
** Their speculation as to why Yorick survived prompts a DoubleTake from Ms. Brown.
-->'''''Yorick''': I bought it in a magic store and used it to propose to Beth right before-''
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': A magic ring? Yorick, don't be ridiculous, that has nothing to do with- ...did you just say proposed?''
-->'''''Yorick''': Yes. That's why I'm going to Australia to find out her answer.''
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': The hell you are!''
* Yorick and Ms. Brown being shot at.
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Get away from the window Yorick!''
-->'''''Yorick''': But who's shooting at us mom? Terrorists?''
-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Worse. Republicans.''

[[folder: Book Two, Cycles]]
* When Victoria delivers an extended, statistic-filled rant about the unfairness of the male-dominated justice system, and after she's finished, Dr. Mann mutters:
-->''"Jesus Christ. We're in John Ashcroft's hell."''

[[folder: Book Three, One Small Step]]
* At the end of the astronauts arc.
-->'''Dr. Mann:''' [[spoiler: It's raining men!]]\\
'''355:''' [[NotSoDifferent ...Hallellujah]].

[[folder: Book Four, Safeword]]

[[folder: Book Five, Ring Of Truth]]
* When Yorick tries to scare some Daughters of the Amazons away from a church by levitating himself and pretending to be God:
-->'''Yorick''': And you will ''know'' my name is the ''Lord'' when I lay my vengeance upon thee!\\
''(All but one of the Amazons run off in terror)''\\
'''Velvet''': Are you serious? That's not even from the Bible! It's a quote from fucking ''Film/PulpFiction''!
** As an added GeniusBonus, the line Yorick quotes actually ''is'' from the Bible. It's even from Ezekiel 25:17, and is one of the only parts of the monologue that's in the text.

[[folder: Book Six, Girl On Girl]]

[[folder: Book Seven, Paper Dolls]]
* Yorick's priorities after getting his naked picture taken.
* ''Laughter died with the dudes''.

[[folder: Book Eight, Kimono Dragons]]
* Yorick and Ampersand reunite.
-->'''Yorick:''' Amp? Ampersand!\\
''[[CrowningMomentOfHeartWarming *Hug*]]''\\
''[[MomentKiller *Ampersand bites Yorick on the ear*]]''\\
'''Yorick:''' Ow! Son of a bitch!

[[folder: Book Nine, Motherland]]

[[folder: Book Ten, Whys And Wherefores]]
* "Beth, I think Beth has a right to know about... Beth."