History FanFic / HaloCombatDeformed

6th Jan '17 7:31:01 AM SeptimusHeap
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Authored by [[Tropers/StAraqiel St. Araqiel]] with the help of his younger brother, this fic parodies the first game in a rather [[FreudWasRight perverted]] manner (he freely [[AtLeastIAdmitIt admits]] he wrote as such because it was [[SexSells the first thing he thought of]]). A sequel (''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3105094/1/Halo_2_Idiots Halo 2 Idiots]]'') has been published as well, but as of July 2008, it is effectively [[DeadFic dead]], owing to AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder.

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Authored by [[Tropers/StAraqiel St. Araqiel]] with the help of his younger brother, this fic parodies the first game in a rather [[FreudWasRight perverted]] perverted manner (he freely [[AtLeastIAdmitIt admits]] he wrote as such because it was [[SexSells the first thing he thought of]]). A sequel (''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3105094/1/Halo_2_Idiots Halo 2 Idiots]]'') has been published as well, but as of July 2008, it is effectively [[DeadFic dead]], owing to AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder.
24th May '15 4:33:01 AM erforce
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Picture the ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' universe. Now add an [[BunnyEarsLawyer absentminded]], [[CloudCuckooLander mentally unstable]] protagonist with [[AxCrazy violent impulses]] and a penchant for [[VerbalTic silly exclamations]], a beautiful-but-frustrated [[ArtificialIntelligence AI]], a black [[SpaceMarine Marine]] who [[ChewBubblegum listens to metal]] [[TheyLive and kicks ass]] and brags about his [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]], a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens religious coalition of alien races]] hell-bent on activating the Halos (and [[DeathBySex raping humanity into extinction]] along the way), and a legion of [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] [[ZombieApocalypse zombifying]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong sex parasites]]. The result?

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Picture the ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' universe. Now add an [[BunnyEarsLawyer absentminded]], [[CloudCuckooLander mentally unstable]] protagonist with [[AxCrazy violent impulses]] and a penchant for [[VerbalTic silly exclamations]], a beautiful-but-frustrated [[ArtificialIntelligence AI]], a black [[SpaceMarine Marine]] who [[ChewBubblegum listens to metal]] [[TheyLive [[Film/TheyLive and kicks ass]] and brags about his [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]], a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens religious coalition of alien races]] hell-bent on activating the Halos (and [[DeathBySex raping humanity into extinction]] along the way), and a legion of [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] [[ZombieApocalypse zombifying]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong sex parasites]]. The result?
16th May '15 4:04:05 PM nombretomado
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Picture the ''{{Halo}}'' universe. Now add an [[BunnyEarsLawyer absentminded]], [[CloudCuckooLander mentally unstable]] protagonist with [[AxCrazy violent impulses]] and a penchant for [[VerbalTic silly exclamations]], a beautiful-but-frustrated [[ArtificialIntelligence AI]], a black [[SpaceMarine Marine]] who [[ChewBubblegum listens to metal]] [[TheyLive and kicks ass]] and brags about his [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]], a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens religious coalition of alien races]] hell-bent on activating the Halos (and [[DeathBySex raping humanity into extinction]] along the way), and a legion of [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] [[ZombieApocalypse zombifying]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong sex parasites]]. The result?

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Picture the ''{{Halo}}'' ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' universe. Now add an [[BunnyEarsLawyer absentminded]], [[CloudCuckooLander mentally unstable]] protagonist with [[AxCrazy violent impulses]] and a penchant for [[VerbalTic silly exclamations]], a beautiful-but-frustrated [[ArtificialIntelligence AI]], a black [[SpaceMarine Marine]] who [[ChewBubblegum listens to metal]] [[TheyLive and kicks ass]] and brags about his [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]], a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens religious coalition of alien races]] hell-bent on activating the Halos (and [[DeathBySex raping humanity into extinction]] along the way), and a legion of [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] [[ZombieApocalypse zombifying]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong sex parasites]]. The result?



* BadassBoast: Johnson gets two, just like in [[{{Halo}} the games]] (which also count as [[RousingSpeech Rousing Speeches]]). Tartarus and Rtas [[PunnyName 'Sadumee]] each have one in the second fic.

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* BadassBoast: Johnson gets two, just like in [[{{Halo}} [[Franchise/{{Halo}} the games]] (which also count as [[RousingSpeech Rousing Speeches]]). Tartarus and Rtas [[PunnyName 'Sadumee]] each have one in the second fic.
13th Jul '13 12:15:19 AM StAraqiel
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* [[spoiler: TheCameo: [[Music/AmericanIdol Sanjaya Malakar]] in Chapter 9, Music/BreakingBenjamin in Chapter 12.]]

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* [[spoiler: TheCameo: [[Music/AmericanIdol [[Series/AmericanIdol Sanjaya Malakar]] in Chapter 9, Music/BreakingBenjamin in Chapter 12.]]
30th May '13 3:24:05 PM JIKTV
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* [[spoiler: CelebrityCameo: [[AmericanIdol Sanjaya Malakar]] in Chapter 9, Music/BreakingBenjamin in Chapter 12.]]

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* [[spoiler: CelebrityCameo: [[AmericanIdol TheCameo: [[Music/AmericanIdol Sanjaya Malakar]] in Chapter 9, Music/BreakingBenjamin in Chapter 12.]]
7th May '13 11:42:23 PM StAraqiel
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* EldritchAbomination: The Orgy. Oh God, ''the Orgy!''

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* EldritchAbomination: The Orgy. Oh God, ''the Orgy!''
21st Apr '13 1:04:48 PM StAraqiel
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--> '''Johnson:''' Am I right, Marines?
--> '''Marines:''' SIR, YES, SIR!

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--> '''Johnson:''' '''Johnson''': Am I right, Marines?
--> '''Marines:''' '''Marines''': SIR, YES, SIR!



* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:The Orgy.]] Oh God, [[spoiler:''the Orgy!'']]
* {{Expy}}: The Master Chief, of [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Sarge and Caboose]].

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* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:The Orgy.]] The Orgy. Oh God, [[spoiler:''the Orgy!'']]
* {{Expy}}: The Master Chief, of [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Sarge and Caboose]].
''the Orgy!''
18th Apr '13 8:11:59 AM Austin
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* {{Expy}}: The Master Chief, of [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Sarge and Caboose]].
19th Dec '12 3:55:26 PM StAraqiel
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* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: To the surprise of Cortana, [[ScaryBlackMan Johnson]] is able to kill the Master Chief with nothing but his belt. Luckily, the Chief [[UnexplainedRecovery respawns a few seconds later.]]

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* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: To the surprise of Cortana, [[ScaryBlackMan Johnson]] Sergeant Johnson is able to kill the Master Chief with nothing but [[MundaneMadeAwesome his belt.belt]]. Luckily, the Chief [[UnexplainedRecovery respawns a few seconds later.]]



* ScaryBlackMan: Sergeant Johnson, at times.
19th Dec '12 3:53:09 PM StAraqiel
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* BlackComedyRape: ''Every'' occurrence of rape is treated this way, in [[DeadBabyComedy varying degrees]]. One that particularly stands out is [[spoiler:Captain Keyes]] on [[spoiler:Sergeant Johnson]].

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* BlackComedyRape: ''Every'' occurrence of rape is treated this way, in [[DeadBabyComedy varying degrees]].degrees. One that particularly stands out is [[spoiler:Captain Keyes]] on [[spoiler:Sergeant Johnson]].



* FlatWhat: The Chief's reaction to [[spoiler:Guilty Spark]]'s presence aboard the ''Pillar of Autumn''.

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* FlatWhat: The Chief's reaction to [[spoiler:Guilty Spark]]'s Spark's]] presence aboard the ''Pillar of Autumn''.



* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: The Master Chief swaps his sidearm for a shotgun he finds in the swamp. [[spoiler:It turns out to be a good idea.]]

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* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: The Master Chief swaps his sidearm for a shotgun he finds in the swamp. [[spoiler:It It turns out to be a good idea.]]



* TooDumbToLive: Captain Keyes. And [[spoiler:he doesn't.]]

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* TooDumbToLive: The Master Chief. Luckily for him, he has PlotArmor.
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Captain Keyes. And [[spoiler:he doesn't.Keyes, [[ForegoneConclusion on the other hand...]]
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