1 | -> ''"[[OhCrap Oh, crap.]]"'' |
2 | --> -- The '''[[TheProtagonist Master Chief]]''', [[{{Beat}} right before]] [[EnergyWeapon something]] [[MoreDakka bad]] [[ZergRush happens]] [[StuffBlowingUp to]] [[IronButtMonkey him]] [[OhNoNotAgain yet again]] |
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4 | Picture the ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' universe. Now add an [[BunnyEarsLawyer absentminded]], [[CloudCuckooLander mentally unstable]] protagonist with [[AxCrazy violent impulses]] and a penchant for [[VerbalTic silly exclamations]], a beautiful-but-frustrated [[ArtificialIntelligence AI]], a black [[SpaceMarine Marine]] who [[ChewBubblegum listens to metal]] [[Film/TheyLive and kicks ass]] and brags about his [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]], a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens religious coalition of alien races]] hell-bent on activating the Halos (and [[OutWithABang raping humanity into extinction]] along the way), and a legion of [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] [[ZombieApocalypse zombifying]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong sex parasites]]. The result? |
5 | |
6 | ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3070976/1/Halo_Combat_Deformed Halo: Combat Deformed]]!'' |
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8 | Authored by [[Tropers/StAraqiel St. Araqiel]] with the help of his younger brother, this fic parodies the first game in a rather perverted manner (he freely [[AtLeastIAdmitIt admits]] he wrote as such because it was [[SexSells the first thing he thought of]]). A sequel (''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3105094/1/Halo_2_Idiots Halo 2 Idiots]]'') has been published as well, but as of July 2008, it is effectively [[DeadFic dead]], owing to AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder. |
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10 | -> Volunteers, step up! |
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12 | [[foldercontrol]] |
13 | |
14 | [[folder:Examples Contained in Both Fics]] |
15 | * {{Angrish}}: The Chief's [[BattleCry war cries]] usually consist of this. |
16 | * AttackAttackAttack: Elite Zealots and berserking Brutes. Also, the Chief when he runs amok. |
17 | * BadassBoast: Johnson gets two, just like in [[Franchise/{{Halo}} the games]] (which also count as [[RousingSpeech Rousing Speeches]]). Tartarus and Rtas [[PunnyName 'Sadumee]] each have one in the second fic. |
18 | --> '''Johnson''': Am I right, Marines? |
19 | --> '''Marines''': SIR, YES, SIR! |
20 | * BallsOfSteel: Captain Keyes plays with this trope in that while getting pistol-whipped in the 'nads ''does'' hurt him, [[DelayedReaction he doesn't react for a few seconds, then simply grunts, "Ow."]] |
21 | ** On the other hand, Sergeant Johnson gets hit by the Arbiter and Tartarus in the second fic and feels it just fine (though the Arbiter gets a bruised knee for his trouble). |
22 | ** Also averted with the Covenant in general, and Private Dubbo. |
23 | * BlackComedyRape: ''Every'' occurrence of rape is treated this way, in varying degrees. One that particularly stands out is [[spoiler:Captain Keyes]] on [[spoiler:Sergeant Johnson]]. |
24 | * EldritchAbomination: The Orgy. |
25 | * LeaningOnTheFourthWall: To the surprise of Cortana, Sergeant Johnson is able to kill the Master Chief with nothing but [[MundaneMadeAwesome his belt]]. Luckily, the Chief [[UnexplainedRecovery respawns a few seconds later.]] |
26 | ** When a similar thing happens in the sequel, Cortana even [[LampshadeHanging refers to it as "respawning."]] |
27 | ** While fleeing the [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]] ''Pillar of Autumn'' in a Warthog, the Chief casually mentions that their surroundings look "a lot like a video game level." |
28 | * MercyKill: While looking for Keyes, the Chief does this to a hysterical, trigger-happy Marine he runs into. |
29 | ** In ''[=H2I=]'', Johnson shoots dead a Marine being raped by an Elite. |
30 | ** The Arbiter also asks [[spoiler:Gravemind]] for this. |
31 | * MilitarySalute: In the first fic, Johnson returns a lower-ranked Marine's salute in an unusual [[StrangeSalute way]]. In the second, he and the Chief salute Admiral Sir Hood. [[spoiler:Johnson's unbelted pants fall down in the process, much to Lord Hood's disgust.]] |
32 | * PrecisionFStrike: Mostly from Cortana. In ''[=H2I=]'', she ''[[ClusterFBomb really]]'' unloads. |
33 | ** Johnson and 'Sadumee do this, as well. |
34 | * RunningGag: Dubbo suffering wounds to his junk. |
35 | ** The Chief disarming Elites of their energy swords and [[AssShove violently inserting said weapons into their anal cavities]]. |
36 | |
37 | [[/folder]] |
38 | |
39 | [[folder: Examples Contained in ''Halo: Combat Deformed'']] |
40 | |
41 | * {{BFG}}: The M111 Battle Cannon. [[spoiler:The Chief doesn't get to use it for long, though.]] |
42 | * [[spoiler:ChekhovsGun: Johnson's belt.]] |
43 | * DreamSequence[=/=]NightmareSequence: The Master Chief has one while in cryo-sleep. |
44 | * FlatWhat: The Chief's reaction to [[spoiler:Guilty Spark's]] presence aboard the ''Pillar of Autumn''. |
45 | * IllBeInMyBunk: Cortana tells Captain Keyes something to this effect in the beginning. |
46 | * JumpingOnAGrenade: [[spoiler:Sergeant Stacker]] gets stuck with a plasma grenade while riding a tank and hops off so it doesn't kill the Marine on the jumpseat behind him, too. |
47 | * RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: Though not shown, [[spoiler:Ellen Dowski's]] thanks for betraying the command crew is a fatal gang rape at Covenant hands. [[spoiler:Her]] body is found by the rescue force in the brig of the ''Truth and Reconciliation''. |
48 | * ShotgunsAreJustBetter: The Master Chief swaps his sidearm for a shotgun he finds in the swamp. It turns out to be a good idea. |
49 | * ShotInTheAss: Johnson, with needler rounds; the Chief, with an overcharged plasma shot, then a Sentinel beam. |
50 | * TooDumbToLive: The Master Chief. Luckily for him, he has PlotArmor. |
51 | ** Captain Keyes, [[ForegoneConclusion on the other hand...]] |
52 | [[/folder]] |
53 | |
54 | [[folder: Examples Contained in ''Halo 2 Idiots'']] |
55 | |
56 | * AndShowItToYou: The Master Chief does this to [[spoiler:the Prophet of Regret.]] |
57 | * BottomlessMagazines: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Sergeant Johnson, who loves "[[BreakingTheFourthWall being a nonplayable character.]]" |
58 | * [[spoiler: TheCameo: [[Series/AmericanIdol Sanjaya Malakar]] in Chapter 9, Music/BreakingBenjamin in Chapter 12.]] |
59 | * EarthIsABattlefield: The first few chapters (after the prologue) detail the UNSC military dealing with [[AlienInvasion the Covenant arrival on Earth.]] |
60 | * SmokingHotSex: The Prophet of Regret lights up after receiving oral from an underling. |
61 | * UrbanWarfare: New and Old Mombasa. |
62 | [[/folder]] |
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