Line #4 Fanfic/HaloCombatDeformed


1	-> ''"[[OhCrap Oh, crap.]]"''
2	--> -- The '''[[TheProtagonist Master Chief]]''', [[{{Beat}} right before]] [[EnergyWeapon something]] [[MoreDakka bad]] [[ZergRush happens]] [[StuffBlowingUp to]] [[IronButtMonkey him]] [[OhNoNotAgain yet again]]
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4	Picture the ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' universe. Now add an [[BunnyEarsLawyer absentminded]], [[CloudCuckooLander mentally unstable]] protagonist with [[AxCrazy violent impulses]] and a penchant for [[VerbalTic silly exclamations]], a beautiful-but-frustrated [[ArtificialIntelligence AI]], a black [[SpaceMarine Marine]] who [[ChewBubblegum listens to metal]] [[Film/TheyLive and kicks ass]] and brags about his [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]], a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens religious coalition of alien races]] hell-bent on activating the Halos (and [[OutWithABang raping humanity into extinction]] along the way), and a legion of [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] [[ZombieApocalypse zombifying]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong sex parasites]]. The result?
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6	''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3070976/1/Halo_Combat_Deformed Halo: Combat Deformed]]!''
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8	Authored by [[Tropers/StAraqiel St. Araqiel]] with the help of his younger brother, this fic parodies the first game in a rather perverted manner (he freely [[AtLeastIAdmitIt admits]] he wrote as such because it was [[SexSells the first thing he thought of]]). A sequel (''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3105094/1/Halo_2_Idiots Halo 2 Idiots]]'') has been published as well, but as of July 2008, it is effectively [[DeadFic dead]], owing to AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder.
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12	[[foldercontrol]]
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14	[[folder:Examples Contained in Both Fics]]
15	* {{Angrish}}: The Chief's [[BattleCry war cries]] usually consist of this.
16	* AttackAttackAttack: Elite Zealots and berserking Brutes. Also, the Chief when he runs amok.
17	* BadassBoast: Johnson gets two, just like in [[Franchise/{{Halo}} the games]] (which also count as [[RousingSpeech Rousing Speeches]]). Tartarus and Rtas [[PunnyName 'Sadumee]] each have one in the second fic.
18	--> '''Johnson''': Am I right, Marines?
19	--> '''Marines''': SIR, YES, SIR!
20	* BallsOfSteel: Captain Keyes plays with this trope in that while getting pistol-whipped in the 'nads ''does'' hurt him, [[DelayedReaction he doesn't react for a few seconds, then simply grunts, "Ow."]]
21	** On the other hand, Sergeant Johnson gets hit by the Arbiter and Tartarus in the second fic and feels it just fine (though the Arbiter gets a bruised knee for his trouble).
22	** Also averted with the Covenant in general, and Private Dubbo.
23	* BlackComedyRape: ''Every'' occurrence of rape is treated this way, in varying degrees. One that particularly stands out is [[spoiler:Captain Keyes]] on [[spoiler:Sergeant Johnson]].
24	* EldritchAbomination: The Orgy.
25	* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: To the surprise of Cortana, Sergeant Johnson is able to kill the Master Chief with nothing but [[MundaneMadeAwesome his belt]]. Luckily, the Chief [[UnexplainedRecovery respawns a few seconds later.]]
26	** When a similar thing happens in the sequel, Cortana even [[LampshadeHanging refers to it as "respawning."]]
27	** While fleeing the [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]] ''Pillar of Autumn'' in a Warthog, the Chief casually mentions that their surroundings look "a lot like a video game level."
28	* MercyKill: While looking for Keyes, the Chief does this to a hysterical, trigger-happy Marine he runs into.
29	** In ''[=H2I=]'', Johnson shoots dead a Marine being raped by an Elite.
30	** The Arbiter also asks [[spoiler:Gravemind]] for this.
31	* MilitarySalute: In the first fic, Johnson returns a lower-ranked Marine's salute in an unusual [[StrangeSalute way]]. In the second, he and the Chief salute Admiral Sir Hood. [[spoiler:Johnson's unbelted pants fall down in the process, much to Lord Hood's disgust.]]
32	* PrecisionFStrike: Mostly from Cortana. In ''[=H2I=]'', she ''[[ClusterFBomb really]]'' unloads.
33	** Johnson and 'Sadumee do this, as well.
34	* RunningGag: Dubbo suffering wounds to his junk.
35	** The Chief disarming Elites of their energy swords and [[AssShove violently inserting said weapons into their anal cavities]].
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39	[[folder: Examples Contained in ''Halo: Combat Deformed'']]
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41	* {{BFG}}: The M111 Battle Cannon. [[spoiler:The Chief doesn't get to use it for long, though.]]
42	* [[spoiler:ChekhovsGun: Johnson's belt.]]
43	* DreamSequence[=/=]NightmareSequence: The Master Chief has one while in cryo-sleep.
44	* FlatWhat: The Chief's reaction to [[spoiler:Guilty Spark's]] presence aboard the ''Pillar of Autumn''.
45	* IllBeInMyBunk: Cortana tells Captain Keyes something to this effect in the beginning.
46	* JumpingOnAGrenade: [[spoiler:Sergeant Stacker]] gets stuck with a plasma grenade while riding a tank and hops off so it doesn't kill the Marine on the jumpseat behind him, too.
47	* RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: Though not shown, [[spoiler:Ellen Dowski's]] thanks for betraying the command crew is a fatal gang rape at Covenant hands. [[spoiler:Her]] body is found by the rescue force in the brig of the ''Truth and Reconciliation''.
48	* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: The Master Chief swaps his sidearm for a shotgun he finds in the swamp. It turns out to be a good idea.
49	* ShotInTheAss: Johnson, with needler rounds; the Chief, with an overcharged plasma shot, then a Sentinel beam.
50	* TooDumbToLive: The Master Chief. Luckily for him, he has PlotArmor.
51	** Captain Keyes, [[ForegoneConclusion on the other hand...]]
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54	[[folder: Examples Contained in ''Halo 2 Idiots'']]
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56	* AndShowItToYou: The Master Chief does this to [[spoiler:the Prophet of Regret.]]
57	* BottomlessMagazines: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Sergeant Johnson, who loves "[[BreakingTheFourthWall being a nonplayable character.]]"
58	* [[spoiler: TheCameo: [[Series/AmericanIdol Sanjaya Malakar]] in Chapter 9, Music/BreakingBenjamin in Chapter 12.]]
59	* EarthIsABattlefield: The first few chapters (after the prologue) detail the UNSC military dealing with [[AlienInvasion the Covenant arrival on Earth.]]
60	* SmokingHotSex: The Prophet of Regret lights up after receiving oral from an underling.
61	* UrbanWarfare: New and Old Mombasa.
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