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* [[HollywoodAutism There are only two kinds of autistic people: socially inept geniuses, and the mentally retarded.]]
** And the [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs socially inept mentally retarded geniuses.]] (Hi!)

* [[ILoveNuclearPower Exposing any sort of creature to radiation will not kill it, but rather mutate it into a larger and more powerful form]]. [[{{Franchise/Godzilla}} This is especially true for dinosaurs living near Japan]].

* If you were to go back in time to the dinosaur age, you would only see [[StockDinosaurs famous dinosaurs]]. You wouldn't see anything that hasn't been discovered as a fossil yet.

** Also, every place on Earth was a CrapsackWorld with perpetual racism, [[NoWomansLand misogyny to rival the Taliban]], gays being tortured for public entertainment, and parental abuse on a level that would make [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Ghetsis]] shudder. [[PositiveDiscrimination Except the non-white parts. Everything was cool there.]]

* [[Music/TheRollingStones "All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter 'bout/Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta -- I can't give it away on 7th Avenue"]]

** Alternatively, the body will instead [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} completely dissolve within seconds]].

* [[{{Animeland}} Japan]] is still bitter towards the US over losing UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo, and are retaliating by turning innocent white American children into rice-munching, cosplaying, Pokemon-playing otakus so that when they bomb Pearl Harbor again every American under the age of 25 will join in the overthrow of the US government. The GratuitousJapanese trope names on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki is evidence of their scheme.

* The vast, frozen CommieLand called [[FakeRussian Russia]] is a mysterious [[GeographicFlexibility geographic anomaly]], simultaneously visible from Alaska (would [[Creator/TinaFey Sarah Palin]] lie to you?) and bordering the DeepSouth of the United States ([[GlobalIgnorance how else could they invade Georgia?]]). [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield It might also be near Europe or Asia or something]], according to [[Wiki/ThatOtherWiki less-than-reliable accounts]].

* Everything that has ever happened in the history of mankind is the result of an {{ancient| conspiracy}} {{government| conspiracy}} UsefulNotes/{{conspiracy| theory}}!
** To be precise, the world is controlled by a [[NebulousEvilOrganisation New World Order]] comprised of [[GreedyJew Jews]], [[CorruptChurch Catholics]], [[{{Eurabia}} Muslims]], [[BrotherhoodOfFunnyHats Freemasons]], [[TheIlluminati Illuminati]], [[CapitalismIsBad capitalists]], [[DirtyCommunists communists]], [[ThoseWackyNazis fascists]], and [[AliensAreBastards aliens]]!

* Archaeologists are not merely boring nerds who only study history and anthropology. They're all {{badass| bookworm}} {{adventurer| archaeologist}}s who wear [[CoolHat brown fedoras]], discover [[LostWorld lost cities]], recover magical (usually {{curse}}d) [[MacGuffin artifacts]], and they fight all kinds of villains.

* Women are [[MsFanservice all 90-60-90 cm]] unless they're old, and [[SilverVixen even then]]... Also, there's going to be upward wind every time you wear a skirt. Expect your shirt to rip very often and your cleavage to show accidentally in many situations. By all means, wear a skirt (preferably a sailor fuku) to beat up a villain with karate or kung-fu.

* Women are [[MsFanservice all 90-60-90 cm]] unless they're old, and [[SilverVixen even then]]... Also, [[PantyShot there's going to be upward wind every time you wear a skirt]]. Expect your shirt to rip very often and your cleavage to show accidentally in many situations. By all means, wear a skirt (preferably a sailor fuku) to beat up a villain with karate or kung-fu.

* All Britons [[IAmVeryBritish strive to imitate a toff every time they speak]]. Their diet consists solely of [[SpotOfTea tea, crumpets]] and roast beef, they have poor [[BritishTeeth oral hygiene]] and consider [[BritishBrevity three television episodes a complete series]]. Everyone in Britain either is a butler, or has a butler (occasionally both). The traditional forms of British entertainment are cricket, fox hunting and complaining about foreigners. With the exception of their young women and the occasional [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman man]], they're [[EvilBrit all evil]], but at least they're not as evil as their [[Film/ThePatriot Nazi-like ancestors]]. It rains in Britain, every single day.

* [[SchoolgirlLesbians It's just a phase.]] Experimenting in high school is [[GirlOnGirlIsHot fine, by all means]], but, be warned, when you go [[NoBisexuals back to men]], the girl you broke up with will [[PsychoLesbian try to kill you or your manly boyfriend]]. But don't worry, there's no penalty if you [[BuryYourGays kill her first]].

** [[WeirdAlEffect And actually until about five years ago none of his songs were parodies, they were all just original funny songs.]]

* There is no such thing as tasteful fan fiction or fan art. All fan art is porn or bikini shots (even men, because screw it), and all fan fiction is shipping, also porn or unbearable MarySue self-insert canon-mangling garbage. It is impossible to write a fan fiction piece that actually investigates the concept of the show and does something clever with it, and if you say you have you're just covering up what you wrote in one of the above genres.

* [[BubblyClouds Clouds are solid. You can walk and jump on them.]]

* Anyone who identifies as part of a plural system is inherently schizophrenic, and believe they're actually fictional people, as described above.
* Pretending to be tolerant of people is actually the same thing as being tolerant of people. Think trans people are mentally insane and going by their gender is just "playing along", but do so anyways cuz you're sooo nice? Good for you! "Respect" plurals, but also respect someone who claims to be a 900-year-old dragon forced into a human body who snorts essential oils daily and thinks everyone should re-align their chakras once per week? Totally fine!

* Asia is just China and Japan. [[InterchangeableAsianCultures Though there isn't that big of a difference between them.]] Japan makes electronics and anime, China makes toys tainted with lead paint. It's covered in jungle and bamboo, and populated by pandas, tigers, and people in those funny flat round hats with the point in the middle of them. [[DiggingToChina If you were to dig straight down through the Earth you would end up in China, no matter where you start digging.]] Everyone knows karate there, and rarely does a day go by where some karate riot doesn't break out in a city where there are two rival martial arts schools. At least until Franchise/{{Godzilla}} arrives and destroys everyone.

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# To base silly facts from tropes on this site.

* [[FurryFandom Furries]] are people who either want to fuck in a fursuit, or [[TransNature insist they were incorrectly put into a human body due to a celestial clerical error]] and they are actually a fictional character manifest in reality. To make this way simpler, anyone who identifies as a furry but doesn't treat it like a hardcore fetish falls into the latter category.

* If you ever sample a bassline and a few piano stabs from another song, [[Music/VanillaIce you're a disingenuous hack and you literally stole the entire song start-to-finish,]] but no-one will ever defend you because your lyrics contain such masterpieces as "Cooking [=MCs=] like a pound of bacon."

** Unless you're autistic, in which case there's a 1 in 10 chance your musical tastes are all centered around a highly prolific 80s band no-one has ever heard of. (And their regroupings under five different names, and their solo discographies, and their stunts as producer for other 80s bands even less people have heard of, and uncredited guest work for other 80s bands even less less people have heard of. Negative people.)