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18th Jun '17 5:01:18 PM nombretomado
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* The vast, frozen CommieLand called [[FakeRussian Russia]] is a mysterious [[GeographicFlexibility geographic anomaly]], simultaneously visible from Alaska (would [[Creator/TinaFey Sarah Palin]] lie to you?) and bordering the DeepSouth of the United States ([[GlobalIgnorance how else could they invade Georgia?]]). [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield It might also be near Europe or Asia or something]], according to [[ThatOtherWiki less-than-reliable accounts]].

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* The vast, frozen CommieLand called [[FakeRussian Russia]] is a mysterious [[GeographicFlexibility geographic anomaly]], simultaneously visible from Alaska (would [[Creator/TinaFey Sarah Palin]] lie to you?) and bordering the DeepSouth of the United States ([[GlobalIgnorance how else could they invade Georgia?]]). [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield It might also be near Europe or Asia or something]], according to [[ThatOtherWiki [[Wiki/ThatOtherWiki less-than-reliable accounts]].
24th May '17 4:50:59 PM KingBowser9001
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# There is no three.

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# [[ThereIsNoRuleSix There is no three.three]].
13th Apr '17 8:01:42 PM AHI-3000
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* Anything bad that happens to you or your people is ''always'' the fault of some other ethnic group, religious sect, social class, political party, government, corporation, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking subculture, rival sports team, or pop-cultural fandom]]. You should never, never, ''never'' accept blame or responsibility for yourself, nor recognize the humanity of others.
13th Apr '17 7:58:21 PM AHI-3000
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* See the {{Stereotype}}s page for more information. Every generalization you see is 100% true for every single member of a particular group of people.

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* See the {{Stereotype}}s page for more information. Every generalization you see is 100% true for every single member of a any particular group of people.people.
* Anything bad that happens to you or your people is ''always'' the fault of some other ethnic group, religious sect, social class, political party, government, corporation, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking subculture, rival sports team, or pop-cultural fandom]]. You should never, never, ''never'' accept blame or responsibility for yourself, nor recognize the humanity of others.
6th Apr '17 10:16:29 AM vtarira
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** Russia has only two geographical and climate zones. One is Moscow, where the weather is always cloudy but mild, enabling the best view of [[https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0Ob6UfqSJf0/UDqCE74HB5I/AAAAAAAAD-o/_KOASx4mC78/s1600/St-Basils-Cathedral-3.jpg its only landmark]]. This building is named St. Basil's but is also often called the Kremlin and houses the entire Russian government (itself an alternate name for the KGB). Meanwhile, everything outside of Moscow is Siberia. Siberia contains only trees, political prisoners, and a year-round blanket of several feet of snow, and the temperature never rises above -40.
5th Apr '17 10:11:51 PM AHI-3000
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* If you're [[TheAce skilled]] and badass enough, you can [[OneManArmy easily and single-handedly defeat dozens of enemies at once]].

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* If you're [[TheAce skilled]] and badass {{badass| normal}} enough, you can [[OneManArmy easily and single-handedly defeat dozens of enemies at once]].once]]. It doesn't matter if [[AttackAttackAttack you just rush into combat guns-blazing without any real strategy or tactics]] to take on a large horde of [[{{Mooks}} expendable enemies]] who [[ConservationOfNinjutsu overwhelmingly outnumber you]]; they're all useless and no match for you.
** Hell, if you're expert in [[CombatParkour acrobatics]] and [[ArtisticLicenseMartialArts melee combat]], you can easily dispose of enemies who wield [[GunsAreWorthless ranged weapons]], logic be damned.
** Dodging the enemies' attacks is not too difficult. Even if you do get injured, [[OnlyAFleshWound it's rarely serious and you'll likely recover in a short amount of time]].
28th Mar '17 2:34:48 PM Josef5678
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Compare ThingsWeHaveLearntFromMedia, only that is what media has taught us, while this is things we are trying to teach others, sort of.

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Compare ThingsWeHaveLearntFromMedia, JustForFun/ThingsWeHaveLearntFromMedia, only that is what media has taught us, while this is things we are trying to teach others, sort of.



* Dreams follow everyday logic, just without all the denial and stuff. When you dream about the past, it's all going to be in a chronological, rational, and accurate way --as if you were trying to give an imaginary witness a little window into your soul. [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Also, it's OK for two people to have exactly the same well-ordered, chronological dream about the past ''at the same time''.]]

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* Dreams follow everyday logic, just without all the denial and stuff. When you dream about the past, it's all going to be in a chronological, rational, and accurate way --as if you were trying to give an imaginary witness a little window into your soul. [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Also, it's OK for two people to have exactly the same well-ordered, chronological dream about the past ''at the same time''.]]



* [[KatanasAreJustBetter it makes perfect sense to bring a katana or some kind of sword into battle even though your enemies are equipped with rocket launchers, heavy machine guns, and assault rifles]].

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* [[KatanasAreJustBetter it It makes perfect sense to bring a katana or some kind of sword into battle even though your enemies are equipped with rocket launchers, heavy machine guns, and assault rifles]].



* Space travel is rather easy and fun because [[ConvenientlyClosePlanet planets are just a few kilometers away from earth]] and [[SpaceisNoisy since sound travels just fine,]][[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace people can actually open the windows of their spacecraft and talk to each other and to other passing space travellers]]. Just be sure to be wary of [[AsteroidThicket traveling through an asteroid belt and possibly being hit by rocks the size of vans]], or [[UnrealisticBlackHole those pesky black holes that come out of nowhere and such everything.]]

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* Space travel is rather easy and fun because [[ConvenientlyClosePlanet planets are just a few kilometers away from earth]] and [[SpaceisNoisy since sound travels just fine,]][[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace fine,]] [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace people can actually open the windows of their spacecraft and talk to each other and to other passing space travellers]]. travelers]]. Just be sure to be wary of [[AsteroidThicket traveling through an asteroid belt and possibly being hit by rocks the size of vans]], or [[UnrealisticBlackHole those pesky black holes that come out of nowhere and such suck everything.]]



* [[HelloNurse Nurses are always sexy, no matter what.]] [[NightmareFuel Unless they're the Joker in drag.]] [[FetishFuel Even then, some people may still find it sexy.]]

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* [[HelloNurse [[HospitalHottie Nurses are always sexy, no matter what.]] [[NightmareFuel Unless they're the Joker in drag.]] [[FetishFuel Even then, some people may still find it sexy.]]



* [[{{Animeland}} Japan]] is still bitter towards the US over losing WorldWarTwo, and are retaliating by turning innocent white American children into rice-munching, cosplaying, Pokemon-playing otakus so that when they bomb Pearl Harbor again every American under the age of 25 will join in the overthrow of the US government. The GratuitousJapanese trope names on ThisVeryWiki is evidence of their scheme.

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* [[{{Animeland}} Japan]] is still bitter towards the US over losing WorldWarTwo, UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo, and are retaliating by turning innocent white American children into rice-munching, cosplaying, Pokemon-playing otakus so that when they bomb Pearl Harbor again every American under the age of 25 will join in the overthrow of the US government. The GratuitousJapanese trope names on ThisVeryWiki is evidence of their scheme.



* UsefulNotes/TheTroubles are basically a bunch of good Irish freedom lovers fighting the [[EvilBrit evil British imperialists.]] And anyone who try's to tell you otherwise is obviously one of the before mentioned evil British imperialists. [[BritishNazis Or one of their Nazi allies.]]

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* UsefulNotes/TheTroubles are basically a bunch of good Irish freedom lovers fighting the [[EvilBrit evil British imperialists.]] And anyone who try's tries to tell you otherwise is obviously one of the before mentioned evil British imperialists. [[BritishNazis Or one of their Nazi allies.]]



* South America (no not that [[DeepSouth South America]]) is a big rain forest, where people make coffee beans and cocaine. There aren't really any independent countries there, at least if there are they aren't very important. Environmentalists like to whine about trees being cut down there, or something.
** Brazil (the only country in South America), is a primitive BananaRepublic [[TheCapitalOfBrazilIsBuenosAires whose capital is Buenos Aires]]. Like all Mexicans, they speak Spanish and all have brown skin. They live in jungles villages full of monkeys, snakes and drug dealers. Men wear big sombreros and ponchos, take long naps in the middle of the street and drink tequila. Women walk around naked showing their well-trimmed pubic hair and dance flamenco. ''Olé!''

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* South America (no (no, not that [[DeepSouth South America]]) is a big rain forest, where people make coffee beans and cocaine. There aren't really any independent countries there, at least if there are they aren't very important. Environmentalists like to whine about trees being cut down there, or something.
** Brazil (the only country in South America), is a primitive BananaRepublic [[TheCapitalOfBrazilIsBuenosAires whose capital is Buenos Aires]]. Like all Mexicans, they speak Spanish and all have brown skin. They live in jungles and villages full of monkeys, snakes snakes, and drug dealers. Men wear big sombreros and ponchos, take long naps in the middle of the street and drink tequila. Women walk around naked showing their well-trimmed pubic hair and dance flamenco. ''Olé!''



* PartsUnknown exists and has '''many''' suburbs, including, just to start, [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys "Dudleyville"]], [[Wrestling/{{Boogeyman}} "The Bottomless Pit"]], and [[Wrestling/KevinSullivan "The Iron Gates of Fate"]]. [[Wrestling/JohnCena The Prototype]], however, was too awesome for just ''one'' community, and had to leave "Classified" for {{Area 51}}. Similarly, [[Wrestling/JohnTenta the Shark]] left "Tsunami" for "The Great Barrier Reef." That said, some of these communities are nicer than others. For example, [[Wrestling/TheNastyBoys "Nastyville"]]'s tourism and real estate bureaus were both defunded years ago, and [[Wrestling/KevinNash "Emerald City"]] and [[Wrestling/ScottHall "The Diamond Mine"]] aren't doing much better. Oddly, many graduates of its fine educational system have tended to migrate to [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Philadelphia]]. [[Wrestling/TheOneManGang "Deepest Darkest Africa"]] and[[Wrestling/TheBlueMeanie "Pepperland"]] are doing better. Sadly, though, [[Wrestling/DoinkTheClown the mayor of "Circus City"]] recently passed away, and the town may never recover.

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* PartsUnknown exists and has '''many''' suburbs, including, just to start, [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys "Dudleyville"]], [[Wrestling/{{Boogeyman}} "The Bottomless Pit"]], and [[Wrestling/KevinSullivan "The Iron Gates of Fate"]]. [[Wrestling/JohnCena The Prototype]], however, was too awesome for just ''one'' community, and had to leave "Classified" for {{Area 51}}. Similarly, [[Wrestling/JohnTenta the Shark]] left "Tsunami" for "The Great Barrier Reef." That said, some of these communities are nicer than others. For example, [[Wrestling/TheNastyBoys "Nastyville"]]'s tourism and real estate bureaus were both defunded years ago, and [[Wrestling/KevinNash "Emerald City"]] and [[Wrestling/ScottHall "The Diamond Mine"]] aren't doing much better. Oddly, many graduates of its fine educational system have tended to migrate to [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Philadelphia]]. [[Wrestling/TheOneManGang "Deepest Darkest Africa"]] and[[Wrestling/TheBlueMeanie and [[Wrestling/TheBlueMeanie "Pepperland"]] are doing better. Sadly, though, [[Wrestling/DoinkTheClown the mayor of "Circus City"]] recently passed away, and the town may never recover.



* [[Literature/TheHitchikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Univese and Everything.]]

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* [[Literature/TheHitchikersGuideToTheGalaxy [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Univese Universe and Everything.]]



* The newest piece of technology, whether it be an iphone, computer, TV or game console, will be in style forever and will not ever be replaced by a newer model. So you should always buy the newest thing.

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* The newest piece of technology, whether it be an iphone, iPhone, computer, TV TV, or game console, will be in style forever and will not ever be replaced by a newer model. So you should always buy the newest thing.
18th Mar '17 6:28:56 PM AHI-3000
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* '''Everyone''' is able to speak English, regardless of [[TranslationConvention country]], [[EternalEnglish time period]], or [[AliensSpeakingEnglish planet]]. Any other "language" is just [[ForeignSoundingGibberish nonsense designed to confuse and mess with you]].
** If they're a foreigner, the only possible difference in their speech is [[JustAStupidAccent another accent or dialect]] (though it's safe to assume that everyone sounds [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent either American or British by default]]).
*** ''Everyone'' in ancient and medieval times [[TheQueensLatin sounded like an English aristocrat]].



* Native people are either magic or cruel. Sometimes both. There's no such thing as a Native person who lives in a city and has a job. Native Americans, who all live in tipis, may be distinguished by their dramatic feathered war-bonnets, which everyone wears constantly, even while indoors. When not attacking the tribe next door (warpaint and uluating war cries obligatory), they carve totem poles, care for their scalp collections, and hold rain dances. Fortunately for them, all of tribes across the vast North American continent share a single language[[note]]This is also true of Australia[[/note]], in which "hello" is "How" [[labelnote:好]]In fact, that'd be closer to Chinese[[/labelnote]] and the rest is either [[YouNoTakeCandle broken English]] in which the suffix "um" is added to every verb and the phrase "heap big" comes up a lot, or just gibberish best conveyed by speaking English and reversing the sound on the tape. Also, 90% of Native people are men, of whom 99% are warriors and 1% medicine men.

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* Native people are either magic [[MagicalNativeAmerican magic]] or cruel.[[TheSavageIndian cruel]]. Sometimes both. There's no such thing as a Native person who lives in a city and has a job. Native Americans, who all live in tipis, may be distinguished by their dramatic feathered war-bonnets, which everyone wears constantly, even while indoors. When not attacking the tribe next door (warpaint and uluating war cries obligatory), they carve totem poles, care for their scalp collections, and hold rain dances. Fortunately for them, all of tribes across the vast North American continent share a single language[[note]]This is also true of Australia[[/note]], in which "hello" is "How" [[labelnote:好]]In fact, that'd be closer to Chinese[[/labelnote]] and the rest is either [[YouNoTakeCandle broken English]] in which the suffix "um" is added to every verb and the phrase "heap big" comes up a lot, or just gibberish best conveyed by speaking English and reversing the sound on the tape. Also, 90% of Native people are men, of whom 99% are warriors and 1% medicine men.



* Archaeologists are not merely boring nerds who study history and anthropology. They're all {{badass|bookworm}} {{adventurer|archaeologist}}s who wear [[CoolHat brown fedoras]], discover lost cities, recover magical (usually cursed) artifacts, and they fight all kinds of villains.
** Archaeologists also tend to visit ancient temples, which are always filled with vast caches of treasure, and are protected by booby traps that still work after many centuries.

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* Archaeologists are not merely boring nerds who study history and anthropology. They're all {{badass|bookworm}} {{adventurer|archaeologist}}s {{badass| bookworm}} {{adventurer| archaeologist}}s who wear [[CoolHat brown fedoras]], discover lost cities, recover magical (usually cursed) artifacts, and they fight all kinds of villains.
** Archaeologists also tend to visit ancient temples, which are always filled with vast caches of treasure, and are protected by booby traps that somehow still work after many centuries.



** Also, [[TheNapoleon Napoleon]] always spoke [[AliensSpeakingEnglish English]] with a thick [[MisplacedAccent French]] [[JustAStupidAccent accent]].

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** Also, [[TheNapoleon Napoleon]] always spoke [[AliensSpeakingEnglish [[TranslationConvention English]] with a thick [[MisplacedAccent French]] [[JustAStupidAccent accent]].
19th Jan '17 5:58:20 PM thecarolinabull01
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* [[Characters/WWEBrandExtension "MMMIIIISSSSTERRR KKKKKEEEEENNNNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY!"]]

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* [[Characters/WWEBrandExtension [[Wrestling/KenAnderson "MMMIIIISSSSTERRR KKKKKEEEEENNNNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY!"]]
18th Jan '17 9:45:32 PM TatsuyaSuou
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* Weapons aren't only welcomed, they're ''[[Wrestling/Batista"allowed"]]''.

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* '''''[[Wrestling/Batista Weapons aren't only welcomed, they're ''[[Wrestling/Batista"allowed"]]''.allowed]]'''''
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