The Touhou Character Alternate Interpretation Compendium

Its because Armstrong landing on the moon is what started the Lunar War which is what Reisen is believed to have fled from after having a brief and entirely non-canon  ^*

liaison with Niel Armstrong.

Speaking of the moon, how do you do that invisibo text, Zudak?

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edited 27th May '10 10:32:09 PM by Scholastica

Ah, so the forums ''do' have their version of a supersecretspoiler.

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Suika's lots of fun, so I'll vote for her.

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Yeah I'll vote for Suika too.

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PERPETUALLY DRUNK DENSITY MANIPULATING BARE-FISTED BRAWLING LOLI ONI FUCK YEAH

edited 28th May '10 11:13:17 AM by Zudak

Because of my favorite kind of wagon, I'll also vote for Suika.

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It seems we're all in agreement with Suika. Since our normal postmaster seems to be out of it and I like Suika, everyone okay with me doing a profile for her?

^^^ She's not gravity-manipulating, though.

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I know I added the Neil Armstrong x Reisen ship as the OTP.

^^I haven't a clue what you're talking about.

edited 28th May '10 11:13:31 AM by Zudak

I remember that somehow Armstrong came up in the conversation as being a badass so I thought that it would be funny if Reisen's "Betrayal" of her people was falling in love with Armstrong.

But in all seriousness, I vote for Suika.

To start us off, I've come up with a fridge-brilliance reason why her growing to giant size and stomping on everybody makes sense despite her power being to manipulate density. It's simple: All she has to do is use her powers twice. First she makes herself less dense by making herself much bigger volume-wise. Then she increases the density of her new form. After all, you can change density by changing volume or mass, it's just not practical for humans to do the latter so we don't think of it much. It uses less wordplay than anything Yukari's ever done, at the least.

Of course, she could just make herself much more massive while looking like a little girl (and considering how hard she's supposed to punch/how strong she's supposed to be, I bet she does), but it probably amuses her to actually grow to giant size when she wants to really tap into giant's strength, so she does. It certainly amuses me.

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She seems to stay in proportion if nothing else.

I'm not sure what the actual mythological abilities of Oni are since Shinto is nothing if not inconsistent.

Or maybe she's just really that strong so she can still smash folks when she's giant.

And I know I've said this before, but cloning herself makes sense because she's making more Suikas, and therefore there are more objects packed into the area, so she's increasing the density of the area around her.

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Does Suika live at the Hakurei Shrine or at Youkai Mountain? I've heard both from fanon but generally more for the shrine. But in SWR when Suika shows up at the mountain, Aya asks her not to visit the mountain because the tengus will be forced to fight her FOR HONOR and they'll lose face when they inevitably lose. But Perfect Memento claims Suika lives somewhere around Youkai Mountain.  ^*

Touhou wiki claims that her location is unknown but she's often seen around Youkai Mountain, Heaven, the Hakurei Shrine, and that she used to live in the Ancient City. Heaven is probably her summer home, so where does she live?

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I reckon she doesn't really "live" anywhere specific, and just sort of roams around. Her place in Heaven, the Hakurei Shrine, and the Ancient City are probably just the places she's seen most often.

That's Yuugi.

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That's where most of the Oni live, not just Yuugi.

Really? I thought oni were really rare nowadays, and that Yuugi was one of the few still in the former Hell, if not the only one.

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I personally just stick her with Reimu in the Hakurei Shrine.

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^^Hmm, maybe. I'm not sure. Still, I do think Suika still goes down there from time to time, Yuugi being one of her fellow Devas and all.

edited 29th May '10 12:26:20 PM by Zudak

She's everywhere at once. Duh.

I've always imagined her to be a wanderer, looking for her people/something interesting to do and gets into trouble because of her being drunk/impulsiveness. Although she does have a home in Heaven, the nicest part of it, and seems to hang out with Nagae and Tenshi on occasion there and all the Celestial servants.

Also, did anyone else think Nagae had a really elaborate version of the Celestial servant dress?

PMiSS says that Suika mostly hangs out around the mountain. Seems kind of odd, since the Tengu really don't want her around.

edited 29th May '10 2:37:26 PM by Hylarn