The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

30 Dirty Birds. Sitting on the curb. Fartin....

-collapses-

...

Should I help them?

-another me comes in-

Nope. This is just a clone.

It'll melt into a puddle soon.

my dog has important message for you

"Woof"

I find that racist.

ah yes, the best song by R.E.M.

(inb4 somebody asks me to explain the joke)

explain the yoke

ok welcome back to the Chopped kitchen, your ingredients for this round are: Pork sausages, watermelon, instant noodles, and... green cauliflower because we feel like confusing the hell out of you or something.

ok now that my post isn't missing half of it... go!

Edited by Ozbourne on Jun 13th 2019 at 7:02:19 AM

the fact that green (and purple!!!!) cauliflowers are a thing that exists is...

...weirdly thingish.

As long as The Thing isn't done.

Nah, different kind of thing mostly, and the overlap doesn't involve actually doing The Thing. It's more... uh... just thingish stuff.

It wouldn't overlap with doing The Thing unless someone for some reason did The Thing in an episode of Chopped.

...and no I don't know how that would even work. Also, for the dessert round your ingredients are cream cheese, pumpkin puree, eggs, and honeydew melon.

I like thing-ish stuff. Even thought I don't know that things are thing-ish.

Most things can be thingish.

Awesauce!

There are even specific cat related thingcolors.

Purrgundy, purrple, purriwinkle, and meowgenta, for example.

And commewnism.

down with fat cats

Green cauliflower is deceptive

One time I was eating broccoli only to realize that it was green cauliflower

It is deceptive! How can both those vegetables be green this is CHAOS! this is DOOM!

...paranoia with a side of neck itch?

your a butt

Commewnism isn't technically a color but... Commewnist Red could be!

Anyway I'm done with... uh...

that stuff

except not because is one ever really done with paranoia with a side of neck itch and also deceptive vegetables of doom?

My "a butt" what?

Or were you referring to someone else's butt? You need to be specific.

Either way my butt is fine and I am not a butt.