Willie: It's as deep as the bottomless pit that is my soul.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I dunno, it just said it was purple.
Probably like, amethyst-y purple?
Stupid doomed timeline...
Part-Time Omen of Death
Still though.
Purple.
Not black, not cerulean blue or something. Purple.
... I'll stop saying purple now.
Right after this.
Purple.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Purrple.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
but pa might not.
adhesive medical strips dont fix projectile wounds.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Maid of Time
myth joke?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN STARKAT
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Mythological Joke. Except I'm the only one who really knows the joke.
The joke is I started comparing myself to karkat after getting Knight of Blood after taking a title test thing a long time ago
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Flashbacks to retail customer service
Situation X is a shitty situation
Situation X is not my fault, and in fact it could not possibly be my fault because it is the fault of Congress underfunding and understaffing the Defense Finance and Accounting Services (DFAS) and therefore rendering them incapable of doing their jobs, so good job, Congress, but I digress
Situation X involves quite a lot of people being owed quite a lot of money by the government, to the point that some of these people are having severe financial difficulty because we can't fucking pay them
And I am 100% sympathetic to that situation because if the government owed me $7,000 but couldn't pay it because they couldn't figure out how, I'd be writing letters to the President and to my Congressman and to my state's Governor and every other possibly relevant figure every goddamn day until it got resolved
But unfortunately I am also The Guy that takes these Soldiers' applications for these payments, which means I am the only face most of them see in this process
Which means I am the face they want to punch when they don't get paid for two months
And part of me wants to be like "Look I understand your situation and I'm sorry and it has been my top priority for the last two months but there's nothing I can do so stop being so fucking passive-aggressive with me"
But the other part is just like "You know it's not even worth expending the emotion on it at this point, I'll just let them have their passive-aggressive catharsis, it's not like they don't have a reason to be upset"
It's sort of like when you're working retail and a customer is justifiably upset about something that is not and could not possibly be your fault and they choose you as the target for their completely justified outrage
And part of you wants to smack the shit out of them for being so shortsighted and selfish that they have to take it out on you
And part of you is just like "Well, it's not like I couldn't have expected this when I took a job in retail"
But at the same time, all of you is like "OH MY GOD I HATE THIS"
edited 21st Sep '15 2:05:02 PM by SolipSchism
Maid of Time
oh lol
im not much like aradia either but i like her because shes my patron troll
also her quirk is fun
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I heard mentions of purple. Is that discussion still a thing?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I don't think I'm really like Vriska.
Other than liking spiders. And pirates. And roleplaying. And red shoes. And I collect dice. And my favorite number is 8. But other than that I'm nothing like Vriska.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Yea well I have tavros as my zodiac troll. And I don't even really like tavros.
Maid of Time
i was happy when tavros finally did something right
his dances were cute
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Wait Ozzy I thought you
Oh wait, Brahian doesn't like spiders
[gives Ozzy a box]
Well, yea.
what if I said I'm not exactly caught up yet
edited 21st Sep '15 2:10:17 PM by StarBee
Thirty years of hurt never stopped me dreaming.
simple as
Part-Time Omen of Death
*opens box*
Stupid doomed timeline...
[the box contains an opaque black jar]
actually it's now 49, but shh
simple as
...Ozzy open the jar
Part-Time Omen of Death
(Ozzy was away from the computer.)
*opens jar*
Stupid doomed timeline...
[the jar contains a tiny box like the ones rings or lingerie come in]
What's in the box? JOHN CENA
...Ozzy open the box
It's the last one I promise
I remeber taking a quiz like that but I can't remember what I got.
I used to be so into personality quizzes.
My other avatars probably describe me better than karkat tbh but karkat has become kind of a myth joke to me.
edited 21st Sep '15 1:51:22 PM by StarBee