I can't breathe in this
damnit -knocks sloth's hat off and disappears-
Hello again tropers
.*Gets in a slappy-fight with the next poster*
Not actually back.
Not Literally Me
Well yeah, you try to slap me. But I'm much to quick. Shotgun blast to the chest.
Sloth dies.
I drink the cherry cola.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
I buy better cherry cola from the store, and you ask me if you can have a can, BUT I WON'T LET YOU!
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Lead.
- Pulls out +4 electric razor.*
Hi, otaku.
edited 31st Mar '10 11:42:41 AM by Ramus
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Not Literally Me
otaku is mine!
Pulls out +5 razor and slits Ramus's throat.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
your razor stops working
(pulls out a +6 razor and slits made of axes' throat)
edited 31st Mar '10 12:00:34 PM by bamack1
I ignore your shotgun blast and continue to sip my cola.
Not actually back.
Lead.
I'm immune to anything greater than -5. Your slitting does not work. Now, have a mace in yo face.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
I kidnap the next poster's girlfriend and threaten to turn her into a newt unless they {{Kneel Before Zod kneel before me.}}
Not actually back.
Not Literally Me
You're terrible attempt at a Pot Hole is so feeble that I laugh at your demands. I then pin you beneath my sword blade, kill Ramus with one of my eyelashes, kill Bamack with his own razor, kiss my girlfriend (whoever she is) and make a similar ultimatum.
You kneel before my awesome, not-overpowered-at-all might.
edited 31st Mar '10 1:04:01 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
im immune to razors and hack the game causing it to be switched so you bow to me and your girlfriend is in prison
edited 1st Apr '10 12:01:57 PM by bamack1
Not Literally Me
That's what you thought.. It was all a trap to lure you into my machine, which erases you from existence.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
i come back into existence, and your machine explodes killing you
Not Literally Me
Except the machine exploding turns me into a Reality Warper.
I tear you all into tiny pieces with my mind.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
it accidentaly turns you into a pig
I am so sexy and awesome that the next poster's significant other dumps them cruelly and becomes part of my harem.
Not actually back.
your really having hallucinations and your the ugliest person alive and evryone turns away from your offers to join your harem
No they don't.
Not actually back.
Not Literally Me
Sadly, some people, like Sloth, are so ruled by their inflated egos that they actually believe the nonsensical, self-centred drivel they spout is actually true...
We should really put them out of their misery...
I obliterate Sloth from existence because I'm a reality warper.
edited 31st Mar '10 1:49:27 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
No you aren't, so you don't.
Do we see now why godmodding is generally DISCOURAGED? It's really annoying!
edited 31st Mar '10 2:10:33 PM by DireSloth
Not actually back.
Blue Eyed Matador
Yes, my puppets, become enraged by the incessant and annoying godmodding Just As Planned! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I eradicate all posters above and below me from existence.
Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
No you don't.
Not actually back.
naur
-giggles- Silly, silly boys, thinking you all can do anything. -snaps fingers, summoning an elite and efficient group of robot pirate ninja maids- Eliminate them. -robot pirate ninja maids attack everyone-
mmmmmmm no
Ha! It's already so messy that messing with it won't make a difference!
Not actually back.