Something Positive

Hoodlum family members. Anyone that can't relate, raise your hands.

I don't see a lot of hands.....

...Holy shit. On the one hand, I want to say, "Poor Vanessa" for having grown up in a family like that.

On the other hand, I want to say, "Fucking GO VANESSA!" for not turning out like anyone in her family.

{raises his hand} I come from one of those families that come out a children's book. We almost never fought. None of us have a criminal record. We're all productive members of society, doctors and engineers...

That said, I agree that she deserves massive kudos for making it out of all that. Also, excellent line regarding stealing Davan's family because it's the only thing worth it.

I am the hoodlum family member.

I'm enjoying the kids playing RP Gs arc so far. :) I'm sure it will all end in tears and blood, but until then, it's kind of neat seeing what the kids are coming up with.

Man, Milholland really knows how to punch us in the heart. Honestly, I think that Davan is willing to be Rory's father in all but legality, but he's also trying to be painfully straightforward and honest with the kid, which leads to awkward situations such as this one.

d'awww.

^ You realize, of course, that now he's going to Gut NutPunch us, right?

Of course.

That's the way life works, and one of the reasons I love Something Positive.

Today they've made a callback to this comic; one I was hoping wouldn't come up again.

Makes you wonder just what's going to happen, so close to the end of Randy's purported plan...

I thought his plan was "end the comic after ten years". This is year 12 or 13.

Or does he have a new plan?

He's basically had to form a new plan over the years, but it all boils down to, "it ends when it ends."

So it could end tomorrow, or in another ten years. Let's not worry ourselves over nothing. Randy isn't the type to.....

......fuck.

All I recall is that Randy was originally going to end the comic in 2011, and since then hasn't committed to any particular end date. So yeah, fingers crossed here.

Man... that one still gives me chills.

I still say Flufmodeus is actually Twitchy-Hug reborn as a demon haunting Kharisma and slowly feeding off of her burgeoning madness.

Why do I feel like there are still people out here convinced that arc is non-canon?

Most likely reason for a kid to take a laptop into the bathroom is to look at porn, but I'm guessing that instead, Rory was looking up something regarding his father^Ksperm donor.

edited 22nd Oct '13 8:00:14 PM by FuzzyBoots

Funny you should mention that...

Yes, Randy, you have done your job.

Not that this isn't an interesting character piece, but I kinda want to go back to the "Marriage Workshop" story and find out what the deal was with that one couple. You know which one I'm talking about. The one that managed to break a seasoned veteran of marriage counseling.

Regarding what's currently happening, while it is true that some kids develop faster than others, we need to remember that there's a reason Davan doesn't let Sanderson wander around unsupervised anymore.

It's pretty obvious judging from the counselor's last line: the guy's a closet gay that's been in a loveless marriage for 7 years with an utterly clueless wife.

... Sunovabitch. I really should have noticed that. Still wouldn't mind seeing the fallout from that.

Somehow, it doesn't surprise me that Davan expected worse.

It really shouldn't. He IS painfully aware of how his interactions with strippers have gone, after all.