Alright, confess odd things.
Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.
For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM
It once snowed at a LARP meeting. Since my character really hates another character, the first things I said before I went into character, was telling him "I am so, so sorry"
Then I spent the rest of the meeting throwing snowballs at him, and shoving it down his shirt.
Read my stories!I dont like warm temperatures
Dutch LesbianI was the one who eat all the pizza.
hashtagsarestupidYOU MONSTER.
I play dumb/or naive sometimes.
I make my sneezes sound cuter than they are.
Rarely active, try DA/Tumblr Avatar by pippanaffie.deviantart.comI'm seriously considering doing some steampunk'd Mass Effect fanart.
No, I have no idea how it would work. I also don't care. IT WOULD BE EPIC.
The person you're trying to reach is not currently available. Please leave a message after the beep.The first time I listened to Blind Guardian, it was because the name was too amusing not to do it. I was surprised by an extremely solid band.
(the funny bit of this may not be apparent to people who don't know me, but to those that do, it's fucking hilarious,)
edited 2nd Apr '12 3:28:45 PM by Exelixi
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-I first heard them in an old D&D buddy's car
Rarely active, try DA/Tumblr Avatar by pippanaffie.deviantart.comI ignore certain (in)convenient facts so I can do something irresponsible without feeling bad.
I tried that too when I was 13 and failed for that same reason. Just as well my idea of being a superhero was if I saw an evil doer doing evil I'd call the cops.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. PattonIsn't that just being a good citizen?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'I like tans, even the fake orange looking ones.
Rarely active, try DA/Tumblr Avatar by pippanaffie.deviantart.comI think I almost died the other day.
I eat raw ramen sometimes.
How close did you come?
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.As in "Holy shit I should have gone to the hospital because I could have gone into a Myocardial infarction at any moment" kind of close.
edited 5th Apr '12 11:21:51 PM by ElRigo
That's pretty fucking close.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Indeed! Almost like that one time I fell down a mountain.
How did you manage to induce an MI in yourself???
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'I didnt, I apparently just managed to get myself into Ventricular Tachycardia due to mild dehydration, overexertion while having a horrible shape (pushing a fucking dead car too hard down the busiest of roads towards home) and the use of an energy drink. Or at least that is my theory, we are gonna have to say what the heart doc says.
Ah, yeah. 'Energy drinks' are bad news. Two guys died at Sandhurst after using Red Bull to 'stay alert' on excercise.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'Well, In my defence I didnt expect to have to push a dying car. Anyhow, For the moment being I am no longer taking any of it. Thankfully I am immortal and thus didn't die.
I didn't know what an orgasm was until I was 13. I hadn't even heard the word before.
Yeah.
Looking for some stories?
Snow is wonderful. You can throw chunks of it at people.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'