ITT: Zombie Apocalypse AAH

...The shockwave from the blast will just make sure the virus will spread to all of america.

- snorts - Typical.

So want me to crush your head now so you don't turn zombie when you die, or would you rather keep going?

What about a fire bomb? -picks the bomb out of the pile- ...that only targets the Z's?

That is an oxymoron. If it only targeted the Zs, it wouldn't be a firebomb, because fire dosen't choose targets, unless the bombers were wearing asbestos lined underwear.

We are probably infected. Right? So for the good of all we must die. Wait the bombs will make it worse?!?! DANG!!! SHOOT!!! (picks up his radio) Call off the bombing men.

I'm a psychic, remember?

Can we use white phosphorus? Maybe the secret plasma... Thing. white phosphorus?

We only get infected when we die, and our corpses rise up from the GRAAAVE. Right now, all living creatures are carriers. No living creature can get infected. -shoots zombie- And, no. The plasma thing was used to mutate the DNA to create the virus.

Oh, and if you're a psychic, what am I thinking right now?

edited 12th May '10 4:52:30 PM by thespacephantom

Ah... nevermind then. So... about that napalm...

I said, the fire would kill us also, then our corpses would rise as zombies. WHAT PART OF THIS IS NOT CLEAR?

edited 12th May '10 4:54:22 PM by thespacephantom

^^^You're thinking that you're going to find whatever way you can to end this how you want or not at all. -firing some more- Okay, your plan then again?

edited 12th May '10 4:54:38 PM by Keybreak

Really? Then my orders to zorch anyone who leaves is not helping. (picks up the radio.) Guys don't shoot survives. The good news no survives were shot, the news there are no survives.

Didn't you just say their only weakness is fire? What, is napalm not hot fucken enough?

I mean, that we need to-oh for God's sake. -pulls out magnum and shoots at Mu Nu Xi- there was a zombie behind you. No, really.

napalm works just fine. trust me. I tryed it. :D However White phosphorus is better.

edited 12th May '10 5:00:52 PM by Tachyonwolf

OH! I thought you meant a napalm bomb! Sorry. -Tardigrade crawls on shoulder- OMG IS FRAGGIN ADORABLE :D

- pulls the colt and does the same, fast little buggers -

Need to?

No, I just need my little friend here to survive, he's adorable :D

Here have some.(hands everyone White phosphorus grenades. Don't use them in small spaces. They set a huge area on fire. And the fire burns for like forever. What is that on your shoulder?

edited 12th May '10 5:04:06 PM by Tachyonwolf

No i mean- dodges a zombie that somehow got close and shoots it -

You said "We need to-" and then stopped... need to what?

-glances around- get to the lab. I may be able to find a cure. Hammer, If you have any daisy cutter bombs or agent orange, we may need them.

edited 12th May '10 5:06:34 PM by thespacephantom

More moving. Yay. - puts weapons away, grabs hammer and a grenade, throws the grenade, then smashes it in the air with the hammer, sending fire towards the zombies, and setting the hammerhead on fire -

i don't care how impossible that was, it was COOL

edited 12th May '10 5:08:35 PM by MuNuXi

If there was a folder on the CMOA page for tvtropes forums, I would put that on it

-shoots zombies- Is the jeep still working?

daisy cutter bombs Yes. Agent orange?? are you crazy they're already dead.

Agent orange might be what I need to manufacture a cure.