"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...Fine."
Asura is just about as fast as Augus, maybe even faster. This should be interesting.
Dread Pirate Captain
"Hehe. Ready...set...GO!"
-RD takes off and starts flying straight for the Paradise Plaza entrance-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Asura runs after Dash, quite easily keeping up with her-
Dread Pirate Captain
-Dash swerves around some trees in her path, then resumes zooming for the Plaza entrance-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Dread Pirate Captain
-Dash executes a Mach Blitz, boosting her speed as she gets closer towards the entrance-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Asura leaps forward through the air, catching up with Dash.-
Dread Pirate Captain
-Dash is getting closer and closer; just around 50 meters to go-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Asura leaps again, jumping ahead of Dash.-
Dread Pirate Captain
-Dash boosts her speed even further; 5 meters remaining...-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Asura crosses the finish line by literally punching the ground to propel himself past it.-
In-canon, he can punch himself into the upper atmosphere. This isn't out of the realm of possibility for him.
Dread Pirate Captain
-Dash crosses the finish line at nearly the same time as Asura; that is, a photo finish-
"Aww yeah! I'm the fastest thing alive!"
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Asura folds his arms over his chest.-
"Hmph. We crossed at the same time."
edited 8th Dec '12 11:23:42 PM by Randomman5
Dread Pirate Captain
"Are you kidding me?! I crossed the entrance first!"
Sonic: -eats popcorn- Heheh, just like that fight with the iron lump guy!
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Asura cracks his knuckles. Metal can be heard creaking as he does so.-
"I don't think so."
Ragna:Oh, I totally won that, ya blue punk!
edited 8th Dec '12 11:31:27 PM by Randomman5
Dread Pirate Captain
"Oh really...so you don't wanna play fair and admit that you lost, hmm?"
Sonic: Suuuure, Mr. Cheating Slowpoke! Shadow: -facepalms-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"I was playing fair the entire time!"
Dread Pirate Captain
"Then is a 'threat' with your knuckles considered fair?"
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"That didn't happen during the race."
Dread Pirate Captain
"Heh. Isn't there somebody to determine who crossed the line first? Anybody?"
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Doesn't look like it. Not that we need one. I crossed first."
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And then there was silence
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Uh, Trip? What's that all about?
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Just him living up to his name, perhaps? 
Maybe it's supposed to be Skeith saying something in his gallery.
"Hmm...red, monstrous? It doesn't quite click into my mind...whatever! Ready for a show of speed? First one to reach there..."
-points to the park; specifically to the Paradise Plaza entrance-
"...wins!"
Ahh...the classic Sonic challenge.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!