ITT: The Imperium Of Man Comes to Gensokyo!

- the marines are hit with multiple shockwaves as they approach, utterly stopping and then being blasted back in mid-air -

- whistles - Hey, Dia! Join in, will ya?

(that "something" is coming soon, you have been warned)

Librarian Dobson: The Emperor's will be done...*uses a psychic attack which keeps the witches from using their powers for a short amount of time*

Space marine: They are vulnerable! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

-10 space marines charge the now powerless characters, bolters blazing-

-aboard the lead vessel of this mysterious new fleet-

???: Look down there—children, children! The Imperium is playing with, little girls! The pansies, the fools!

-numerous drop-pods begin to launch from this fleet, burning with sulfur and brimstone-

???: We...we should take away their little playmates.

- and then, from the heavens, A FUCKEN DRAGON DESCENDS -

So good of you to come help us, Dia. Yes, i know the deal, i'm the one who wrote it, dammit. Hm? Oh, go ahead and stomp on them if you wish.

ROOOOOAAAAAAR

- space marines are being mauled to death right now, please wait warmly until they are done for -

This thread is now awesome.

HOLY SHIT MANG. IT'S CARRON.

Mikelus: ?! *sees the infernal drop pods* Chaos... *over his comms system* Battle brothers! The traitors have come to claim this planet in the name of their foul masters! Beat them back and show them the folly of betraying our God-Emperor!

The entire chapter: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

-the loyalists take their positions and await the traitors to emerge from their pods before ripping them to shreds with massed bolter fire-

Dobson: *uses a psychic attack on the dragon* Your body is strong, But your mind is like an infant exposed to the elements. *with a gesture of his hand the dragon's head explodes then he rubs his temple* Curses... I went over my bounds.

edited 19th Jul '10 8:25:00 AM by Strigon

-Atop a rock amongst this turmoil, there is a flash; and a Grey Knight comes into existence; a great voice booms out-

IN HIS NAME, BROTHERS, TO ME! LET US PURGE THIS WORLD OF THE DAEMON AND THE WITCH!

I'm new to 40k (and I'm sure as hell not going to join the Touhou side). I'm thinking of joining as a Commissar. What weapons/items do they have?

Commissars may have: A laspistol or bolt pistol, a power sword or a power fist, and their mandatory fancy hat.

A bolt pistol, a laspistol, and a sword. Possibly a chainsword.

Officer: The deluded fools await us on the ground, My Prince! What shall we do?!

???: Blast them to pieces! Blood for the Blood God, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

-and with that, the chaos vessels take aim at the Imperium's emplacements and begin to rain down hell, even obliterating a sizeable number of their own troops to do so-

Just going to go with a bolt pistol, a power sword, and the Fancy Hat.

-a Commissar "encourages" his men to continue fighting-

Don't let the heretics gain a single inch of ground, or I'll -

-BLAM-

What did I say about that?!

-The chapter's battle-barge engages the rag-tag fleet of renegades-

-The space marines get even angrier and charge the rest of the forces with Devastator marines and their heavy vehicles providing support fire-

Droz: Hmmm... Chaos... *he and his retinue move out to engage the foul servants of the warp*

edited 19th Jul '10 8:29:17 AM by Strigon

"Its too late for me to change sides. I'm one of the Imperium now, and nothing can change that... Forgive me, everyone..."

*The Basilisks fire at the Scarlet Devil Mansion after being told that the area is dangerous, and should be bombarded.*

- hangs back, enjoys the show, drinks some tea -

Tea?

HRRRGH

Fine, fine. You don't have to be so grumpy.

Who are you R Ping as Mu Xi Ni?

-The Grey Knight looks towards the manse; behind his helmet, eyes narrow in concentration, checking his customised psyker gauge-

BETA-LEVEL PSYKER. THIS ONE MUST BE ELIMINATED FIRST. DESTROY THE ESTATE UTTERLY.

Original character. Combination of standard touhou power applied in real life + something OVP to balance out everyone calling down armies on top of me. Also, is it just me, or is it a fad to spell my handle wrong? It actually amuses me.

Advance! This world has been deemed to be heretical, and we are doing the Emperor's work by cleansing it!

-his squad slowly but surely starts to push back the enemy-

Am I playing a commissar right? I'd just like to make sure I'm not making one out of character.

Droz: *to the Grey Knight* Indeed. *calls in an orbital strike on the mansion*

Mikelus: *smashes a chaos marine's head in with his Crozius then shoots another to death with his combi-plasma*

-The battle is getting quite chaotic-

1st company veteran Edmundus: *disembowels a Khorne Berserker with his chainsword* Brothers! We will not lose!!!

edited 19th Jul '10 8:44:10 AM by Strigon

Officer: At last, a chance for the Brotherhood of Darkness to test her mettle in combat! All guns not bombarding the surface, target that battle-barge and FIRE!!!

-they do so, and soon the chaos fleet is trading fire with the battle-barge-

-on the surface, a particularly large drop-pod has just landed atop several smaller ones, crushing them flat beneath its immense weight; from it emanates the voice of the chapter's Prince-

???: Hehehahahah...after five millennia of searching, I shall finally have a Daemon world to call my own! Slaughter all in your path, brothers, and claim this world in the name of Khorne, and the Brotherhood of Darkness!!!

edited 19th Jul '10 8:44:54 AM by SullenFrog

"Alright Guards, the Hakurei Shrine is over there. I suggest that you convert it towards your Emperor, but if you can't then raze it! The Bamboo Forest is over there, so send out your Forest Camouflaged Guardsmen to occupy the area. That is all I can tell you."

Mikelus: There! The warband's leader! Kill him and victory is ours!

-the devastators and vehicles focus their fire on the Daemon prince-

-The battle barge destroys one of the smaller ships with a lascannon and launches a volley of missiles at the flagship-

-The orbital strike severely damages the mansion-

edited 19th Jul '10 8:47:14 AM by Strigon

Chaos?! We shall show them the error of their ways!

-the Commissar and half of his squad concentrate fire on the corrupted beings-

- propels himself with a shockwave to land directly next to Strigon -

You... you could be dangerous. I think i'd better get rid of you here.

edited 19th Jul '10 8:57:20 AM by MuNuXi

Did I call this being fun or what?

-the Grey Knight spots Xi Mu, leaps down from his rock-

GAMMA-LEVEL PSYKER. IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO DESTROY SUCH PRACTICED TALENT. AS YOU HAVE SHOWN HOSTILITY TO THE FORCES OF THE IMPERIUM, HOWEVER...

-He slams the base of his polearm into the ground; a bolt of white light blasts towards her-