Output: The same suitase, however it is larger on the inside than the outside.
"Holy crap, I think I can put my car in here!" -Dr. G████████
Input:
One Rickenbacker Bass.
Setting: Very Fine.
edited 7th Jun '10 2:19:36 PM by Gourmetknife
You liar.Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Addendum: Whoever's replacing all data with [DATA EXPUNGED}, you're getting assigned to 682 duty!-Dr. Sullivan
Input: Dr. Freeman
Setting: Fine
[Experiment Cancelled]
Nice try, dumbass! —Dr. Freeman
Input: One (1) rotary saw, One (1) copy Saw. Setting: Fine.
ADDENDUM: have security on hand for this one. —Dr. Dawson.
edited 7th Jun '10 3:38:51 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: one Jigsaw puzzle of a circular saw
Input: One Hale brand chainsaw. One broadsword, one copy of Warhammer 40K
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One (1) Emprah's Fureh!-brand broadsaw with unintelligible runes etched along the length. When held, [EXPUNGED] and eviscerated [REDACTED] personnel before being subdued. Output placed in quarantine.
Input: One (1) copy Mass Effect, one copy Republic Commando. Setting: Very Fine.
edited 7th Jun '10 3:55:35 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: One copy of Star Effect. When played, it appears to be a game based on a war between the Mass Effect and the Star Wars universe. The Yuuzaan Vong vs. Reaper scenes are very well done.
Input: One copy of Super Smash Brothers, one copy of Half Life 2.
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of Super Smash Bros featuring Gordon Freeman as an unlockable character.
Notes: FREEMAN IS GOD TIER SUCKERS - Dr. F______
Input: Three Oreo cookies, one 8oz glass of whole milk. Setting: very fine.
we are not the same you will hear my voiceOutput: Three (3) 16oz glasses of a black-and-white liquid similar to milk. It has been deemed safe for human consumption, and tastes of Oreos dunked in milk.
Input: One copy DragonsOfAutumnTwilight (DVD), one copy Dragonlance: Dragons Of Autumn Twilight (novel). Setting: Very Fine.
edited 7th Jun '10 5:57:43 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: A comic adaptation of Dragons of Autumn Twilight. Dr. Anderson considered it an improvement on the originals.
Input: One nuclear bomb.
Setting: Rough.
[Experiment canceled]
Dr. Clef: Do you have a death-wish?
Input: One full-sized Soviet flag. Setting: setting above very fine; failing that, very fine.
Output: Soviet flag. Changes the clothing of anyone who comes within five metres of it to that of a Soviet soldier, circa 1960. Also rewrites the brain's language centres with Russian, regardless of language originally spoken.
Input: 2x 7200RPM IDE hard drive, 250GB capacity
Setting: Very Fine
edited 8th Jun '10 7:47:29 AM by Roxor
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.Output: A white box, about 27 cm^3 in volume, with two USB input ports and one output plug. Testing suggests it is a 4,000 TB memory stick, but apparently requires a quantum computer to operate on.
Input: A television remote control.
Setting: 1:1
edited 8th Jun '10 1:09:57 PM by VampireBuddha
Ukrainian Red CrossOutput: A DVD remote control
Input: One (1) copy of Doom, one (1) small toy replica of the BFG 9000
Setting: Very Fine
edited 8th Jun '10 1:44:37 PM by Makuta9999
To be seen, stand up To be heard, speak up To be appreciated, shut upOutput: Full-sized version of the weapon from the game with exactly the same behaviour as the one in the game.
The Mobile Task Forces are going to love this! - Dr Bennett
Input: FAT formatted Floppy disk containing an NES ROM dump of Super Mario Bros.
Setting: Fine
edited 9th Jun '10 3:53:32 AM by Roxor
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.Output: One copy of Super Mario Bros. 3
Input: Dr. Freeman
Setting: 1:1
Notes: Attempts of restraining Dr. Freeman as he walked into the chamber were violently unsuccessful. Upon questioning before he entered, Freeman answered "It worked in the Citadel, and that gave me a new Gravity Gun!" Psych. evaluation suggested as soon as possible.
Output: One male human of apparent relation to the late Dr. Freeman (DNA test pending). Has an tendency to jerk erratically. Constantly refers to himself by his full name, "John Freeman", and has appointed himself "saver of humens". It is recommended that he be placed under surveillance for the time being.
Input: 1 unabridged copy of Les Miserables Setting: very fine
we are not the same you will hear my voiceOutput: One copy of Le Miserables. Upon reading, said copy is modernized. The ending, reportedly, is loaded with explosions, and the apparent reanimated carcass of Davy Jones.
Input: John Freeman
Setting: Rough
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Who the hell's idea was that?! Don't do that again... - Dr. _______
Input: DEATH'S Scythe.
Setting: Very Fine
edited 9th Jun '10 12:18:20 PM by Darxzero
Escape.Output: Dr. Freeman's Crowbar.
Addendum: Upon opening the chamber, Dr. Freeman immediately appeared and reclaimed it. Upon questioning, Dr. Freeman said that he "quickloaded". Investigation of Reality Bender properties is underway.
Input: SCP-008
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [Experiment Cancelled]
Are you insane?! We're not having some supervirus outbreak on my watch! —dr. Dawson.
Input: One (1) General Grievous action figure, one human skeleton, four (4) flashlights. Setting: Very Fine.
The Danse Macabre CodexOutput: One life-size model of General Grievous. Had a switch on its back that, when pressed, made it come to life. Dr. Freeman immediately attacked the Grievous with his two crowbars. Witnesses report that is was "crazy awesome"
Input: The remains of General Grievous
Setting: Rough
Notes: Dr. Freeman said that it was "The only way."
Output: A mound of melted plastic and metal fragments of extraterrestrial origin. Most notable were the four [DATA EXPUNGED] recovered from the heap, which have been taken for further research.
Input: One iPod Shuffle. Setting: 1:1.
we are not the same you will hear my voiceOutput: One iPod Shuffle, of a different color.
Input: One of Dr. Sullivan's labcoats
Setting: Very Fine
A Badass Labcoat.
Imput: the complete Far Side
Setting: very fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Massive Containment breach. Entity still at large. Anti-[REDACTED] teams in pursuit. ** personnel dead, ** wounded.
Doctor Clef: In a game where the main villains are [REDACTED], why is it a good idea to let them out?! Judas...
Input: One empty Samsonite suitcase. Setting: Fine.
edited 7th Jun '10 2:13:43 PM by Colonial1.1