Putting stuff in SCP-914

Result: An album containing bass-boosted screeching, and a Johnny Cash Album.

"Ok, that's actually pretty hilarious." -Dr J.

Input: A blank Disc, Very Fine.

Result: CD with an emo playlist downloaded off of Limewire, circa 2006.

Input: Every edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, Very Fine.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 13th 2018 at 11:50:50 AM

Output: A dictionary that contains every word that is used in the entire universe. Contains different languages that are used in the universe as well.

Input: 1 copy of deltarune, 1 copy of UNDERTALE. Fine

Output: A copy of Omegaalphabet (which only exists in Toby Fox's dreams) and a full release of Deltarune.

Input: The toughest jawbreaker in the history of man, on rough.

DOCTOR CHIMP SAYS: We're trying to see if the machine can chomp through this cannonball. It could've made a great bludgeon, too.

Output: Small chunks of a nearly indestructible material

Input: A Nintendo Switch and a PS4. Very Fine.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 16th 2018 at 8:27:55 AM

Output: A "Nintendo PS Switch". It seems to be able to play both play PS 4 and Switch games. Playtesters have found this console to be "something Nintendo would make if the got drunk one night and had a one night stand with Sony".

Input: A spade suit symbol, a jet black carapace-like material, one human with the legal name of Jack Noir. Fine

Output: A new scp. Upon creation it tried to attack all the researchers.

Input: One Sans figurine, and one Lancer figurine. Fine.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 16th 2018 at 10:02:11 AM

Output: A odd figurine that looked like a combination of the characters Sans and Lancer. On the base the figure was on there was a button that, when pressed, would release random sounds made by both characters.

Dr. J: This is going on my desk.

Input: Omegaalphabet. Very Fine.

Edited by UnoriginalUmbrella on Nov 16th 2018 at 10:24:42 AM

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Output: A disk with the words "THE PERFECT GAME" drawn on it. Upon further testing the game seems to have infinite endings. It is currently being contained as SCP-###

Input: 5 SCP-38 Clones of SCP-999, One on each setting.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 17th 2018 at 4:39:46 AM

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Output: Rough: A burnt stain that is presumed to be SCP-999

Course: Globs of yellow jello that's presumed to be SCP-999. Still has the same properties as SCP-999

1;1: 1 capsule containing several pills. The capsule is labeled "Happy Pills". Testing revealed it to be a standard issue anti-depressant.

Fine: SCP-999 has regained a humanoid form and appears to be highly intelligent, gaining intelligence tests scores at high ratings.

Very F Ine: [REDACTED]. Renamed SCP-[DATA-EXPUNGED].

Input: 2 copies of Deltarune. 2 USB drivers containing Homestuck. Fine and Very Fine.

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Output:

Fine: An single USB driver, stored in it was an comic series called "Delta Stuck" containing several characters from both universes.

Very fine: [REDACTED]

Input: An dvd copy of the movie "The End of Evangelion".

Settings: 1:1, Fine and Very Fine

Output

1:1: A USB drive, containing a video showing a live-action B-movie version of the film.

Fine: A film reel containing what appears to be Evangelion: 3.0+1.0. The reel was shortly afterwards destroyed.

Very Fine: [REDACTED]

Dr. Ikari: I am both amused and horrified by the results. How in the hell did...THAT...come out of there, anyways? The previous settings seemed fine...

Input

One USB drive, containing the following;

Pirated copies of videogames 'Persona 3', 'Persona 4', and 'Persona 5.'

A 'emulator', to allow them to be run on computers.

A picture of Dr. Ikari.

Dr. Ikari: Oh, you're kidding me, right?

Settings: 1:1, Fine.

Result on 1:1: A picture of Doctor Bright.

Result on Fine: A portrait of Dr. Ikari. Compared to classical pieces of art such as the Mona Lisa and the Statue of David.

Test: A cup of fox DNA and a picture of a Braixen. Very Fine.

DOCTOR CHIMP SAYS: And, if possible, can we force a D-Class to drink the result? I need a new thing to video and post on You Tube.

Result: A live Braixen that is the size of a real red fox.

Input: 1 gram of 99.99% purity methamphetamine.

Setting: Fine

DOCTOR CHIMP NOTES: That last test was disappointing. I want my entertainment, dangit!

Result: A bag of 100% meth. What did you expect?

Test: The same test that was performed by Doctor Chimp last time, but set to fine instead.

DOCTOR CHIMP NOTES: Hope this actually does something worthwhile.

O5: We'll let you try this for now, Doctor Chimp, but please refrain from tests that involve foreign DNA in the future. We don't want a containment breach caused by a D-Class being stupid and drinking a cup of SCP-682's DNA, or worse, [DATA EXPUNGED]'s DNA.

Output:[DATA EXPUNGED] Notes:"Well, that was weird....."-Dr.______ Input:One Acer Laptop, One USB containing a image of the Improbability Drive from the Madness Combat Series, one DVD Containing all the episodes from Madness Combat. Setting: Very Fine Note:"If this actually works,then we must keep the thing away from Bright as well as to try to kill 682 with it."-Dr.Beacon

Edited by ShadowMike84 on Nov 19th 2019 at 11:03:39 AM

OUTPUT: [EXPUNGED]
NOTE: yes, it worked exactly the way you intended. where are we hiding it?
INPUT: a tophat, Very Fine.

Edited by Awe921 on Nov 19th 2019 at 8:08:43 AM