The noodle incident

But not as much as the talking Llama God does! He made that alternate universe we were just talking about.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Nov 9th 2018 at 7:28:01 AM

Pity it collapsed after we left. That led that dimensional conqueror right to us.

I can never look at tapioca the same way again...

That wasn't tapioca. It was breast milk.

Shouldn't we focus on the task at hand? I mean Thanksgiving is coming up and we still need to get seven of the Thousand Balloons of Pain if we don't want the Grinch to break our legs.

May I suggest the armchair instead? It worked the last time!

Key words here being last time. I don't think that would work now, considering how much damage the chair took in the Unicorn Uprising.

If only the Dingledoof had come three years earlier....

I dunno, Hustleberry Flynning got the job done for them. Other than his rambling about peanut mad scientists, but that's beside the point! Bring out the ol' favorite, people!

About that, they kind of don't want anything to do with us after that little dinner prank of mine. You know, the one with the jar of mice?

They don't want anything to do with you. I'm still on good terms with most of them. Except for that sanctimonious Tardring Fundementia. Still don't think that's her real name.

Didn't you learn her name after that little trip up to Springfield? Or did Mike not tell you what he did with the peanut butter when he got back?

That was peanut butter? I don't think it's supposed to be that color. It tastes like sh*t, too.

Which is weird since it smelled like the grass at the bottom of that cliff with all the roots growing out of it.

Which cliff? The funny-looking one in the Grand Canyon or that one with a creepy old dude?

Neither, the one with the owl shaped rock at the top. Ernie held a meeting there to discuss what we'd do when the package arrived.

You do remember the grass growing there got cursed by that drunk shaman, right? In hindsight burning him alive was kinda cruel for an april fools prank, but he started it.

The Dove and the camel were ok but that shark was the last straw. Too much Shaman dude. too much.

Guys, what have I told you about pranking a shaman? And now look, those who will not be named have found their way out of the time portal, and they brought the shaman with them... and they're hugging him? Please, don't squeeze the shaman.
If you get that joke, god you're old.

Edited by atimnie on Nov 11th 2018 at 9:17:01 AM

By that logic, I must be the queen of Uranus! Not that I know what happened to her after that intergalactic gala, of course.

...Do you smell something burning?

The elephant agreed to make oatmeal, remember? It was the least he could do after what happened in Prague.

Damn that elephant! I told him not to use lard, but does anybody listen to me? No! This is worse than when I was forced to act in a Broadway show due to a freak stage accident!

Red is definitely your color.

I do know. What about that time he got soaked in cherry-red paint?

That wasn't paint... remember Tom the Talking Tomato? I wasn't happy when he told me what Juniper did with the dice...