Toon Training

I am Sgt. Louie Toonerman.

You are all here for Toon Training, where ordinary joes can become top notch toons!

We will be working in the Holo Cube today.

We will take turns creating an enemy for the next person, then we will face our enemy using disguises and tricks. Toon physics are applied.

I will go first:

While making gingerbread men for a Christmas party, you accidentally used a radioactive flour, creating Gingis Khan, an unnaturally strong gingerbread warrior out for blood.

What do you do?

Edit: Yes, using your toon knowledge, defeat Gingis Khan!

P.S.: He also cannot be eaten. That's just cheating.

Edited by WackyWorlds246 on Sep 21st 2022 at 7:41:03 AM

How to do this? Am I supposed to find way to defeat that gingerbread man ?

Meow meow meow (I am just a lil’ hungry cat, I have nothing to do with a certain guy who hired an assassin)

I make a whole army of gingerbread men, ally myself with countries that were conquered by Genghis Khan in the past (Irak, Ukraine, China, Russia and others...) , and ask the Vatican to send thoughts and prayers.

You're hiking in the forest until you encounter Smoky Bear, a evil, pyromaniac version of Smokey the Bear.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Sep 21st 2022 at 4:03:11 PM

I grow stretchy arms and cartoonishly spit out a furnace. I conjure a giant shovel from my tiny pocket and shovel the rogue ginger bread man into the furnace, burning him alive as I eat his brethren.

I put on my gas mask. The rainbows, sunshine and bright green grass street across the land. I use my rainbow dispenser on Smokey, pacifying him.

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A spooky ghost has come to attack you...and it's...your terrible perverted teacher ready to slice you up using a chainsaw so they can talk to your sister.(or mother if you don't have one...or your partner if you don't have one...or whatever alternative if you don't have one.)

Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 21st 2022 at 5:05:44 PM

So toon physics can be applied? Does it have to be realistic?

Meow meow meow (I am just a lil’ hungry cat, I have nothing to do with a certain guy who hired an assassin)

Toon physics aren't realistic now are they?

I trick the ghost into calculating a large math equation, giving me enough time to whack him with a mallet.

You are running from Neddie Scooperhands, a sentient unmeltable uneatable ice cream humanoid with scoopers for hands, and wants to make you into his newest Ice Cream flavor: "Troper's Delight"!

I tell him that his ice-cream flavor is cheaply produced, industrial garbage and send him whining to his mom because of what i said. My Large Ham voice made my speech really ego-breaking.

You're pursued by a bunch of Ridiculously Cute Critter who want to turn you into one of them, they have sugar tanks and candies napalm.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:16:03 PM

I use a giant fan to redirect the ammo onto the creatures, and hold a mirror to them.

They think they are so cute, they literally explode.

You decided to go to a futuristic hospital to get rid of a splinter. However, Dr. Feelwell-3500, the robotic doctor, thinks you'll need a organ transplant.

You are now (understandably) running away from him on a hovergurney.

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I accept the operation, become powerful because of the new robotics(I presume the organs aren't organic because of who the surgeon is.) I get up, beat up Feelwell-350 and use the scraps to turn myself into even more machine.

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You face off against...the demon waiting to tackle you and rip you to shreds when you want to go to the bathroom...at night!

I disguise myself as a lawyer-friendly Mario to help fix the demon's toilet. When he sits in it, however, water blasts it upward into the air.

You are currently on the run through the Multiverse from the Sphered Man, a inter dimensional bounty hunter made from tiny marbles. You are currently hiding out in a universe similar to 90s America.

Bump