Step 1

Step 3: Change the apartment rules to allow pets for free.

Step 4: Make a cat factory.

Edited by madface7 on Nov 11th 2020 at 12:59:32 PM

Step 5: Get rid of your competition, the dog factory.

Step 6 : bribe the government with cats so you can cut more corners.

Edited by Immortalartisan on Nov 12th 2020 at 12:05:32 PM

Step 7: defend your factory from a angry mob from the accidents caused by cutting corners.

Step 8: Fuck it. Just kill the mobs lol.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 12th 2020 at 6:12:32 AM

Step 9: Start producing mega-cats.

Step 10: Turn the Earth into a cat.

Step 11: Shrink the Earth to cat size.

Step 12: Realize what an awful mistake you've made as you and every living thing on Earth suffocates in space.

Step 13: [This Step Does Not Exist, as Nothing Else Does]

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Step 1: Be born.

Step 2: Speedrun life

Step 3: Get speedrun over by a truck.

Step 4: Yeet over the stairway to Heaven.

Step 5: Be reborn after being Made in Heaven

Step 6: Ask God what the meaning of life is

Step 7: Get mad, since the true meaning of life is 42.

Step 8: give up on memes.

Step 9: Never Gonna Give You Up

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 13th 2020 at 6:56:50 AM

Step 10: Give up on death.

Step 10: Reject humanity.

Step 11: Create a undead army.

Step 12: Get your brains eaten because making an undead army is way easier than controlling an undead army.

Step 13: Think your last thought about how you accidentally put two steps 10 in.

That was "How to make the most out of life."