Ryan George (Pitch Meetings)

As I said, I'm sorry you've had unfortunate experiences. I don't care about RG making a joke, because I do expect it of him. I do care about you using that joke as an opportunity to spread stereotypes. Now if you'll excuse me, lets just enjoy some good youtube in peace.

Edited by TheAirman on Feb 26th 2021 at 10:28:55 AM

Eh, it's fine. I didn't mean to offend any specific people; vegans are generally seen as Acceptable Targets because it is, after all, a choice, not something you're born with.

I would love to be a vegetarian, especially the lacto-ovo kind, because it sounds pretty healthy and reasonable, in that it can get most of the nutrition and allows wide varieties of meals with relative ease (this is an important part).

Vegans, though, urgh. Whenever I see them preaching the value of veganism I find myself going, "Okay, your loss" in my mind, despite that being one of the phases I hate the most.

Either way, I kinda love meat too much to be any of those two. XP

I'm not even a vegan (barely eat veggies as is) but I hate how vegans are always portrayed as forcing their beliefs on their others.

Its never just a casual thing, they always have to be shown as annoying assholes about it in media.

But can we all agree that CrossFit people are assholes?

Face/Off Pitch Meeting

I still don't understand why the title of this movie has a slash in it. On the bright side, we now have a "but what's his real name" Running Gag. Yes!

Okay, I've never seen this and so I did not know about the "replacement son" thing at the end. That is kind of sick. No, wait, that is completely sick and demented.

Edited by Fighteer on Feb 28th 2021 at 4:21:00 AM

In my opinion, Face/Off is a genuinely awesome movie. I...I honestly think it's a Nicholas Cage masterpiece.

The movie in which Nic Cage pretends to be John Travolta pretending to be Nic Cage, and John Travolta pretendes to be Nic Cage pretending to be John Travolta, is easily my favorite film of both of those actors.

I think the slash is just there to look cool. Or to show its fractured or whatever. Like those pictures that have half of one persons face on the right, and half their rivals face on the left.

And they have a face off, while having literally taken each others face off.

Its just so fucking stupid and glorious at the same time, I can't not love it.

I appreciate the 90s ness of Castor being a Terrorists Without a Cause

He just puts bombs in buildings (with 260 hour timers) for no reason. Coz evil

Time Traveler Discovers Minecraft - THE FUTURE IS DUMB

The nazi line got me.

Minecraft <=> Mein Kampf

That checks out.

If he's that confused about a game where you can fight but don't have to, just wait until he hears about Undertale.

Was more the

"For a moment I thought Nazis were back"

"Well...."

"What?!"

Oh, man, I somehow missed that the first time.

If Politicians Were Self-Conscious #shorts

Oh, man, I would totally watch more debates if we got this level of awkwardness from them.

WandaVision Pitch Meeting

The first guy to break his arm.

The first guy to get his arm in a cast meets the first guys to draw a penis on their friend's cast. Checks out.

As a bonus, we get the first guy to put on a white jacket and tell people how to fix their arms.

Also, I'll watch the goddamn VPN commercial to support Ryan but I'm really hoping those go away eventually.

Can they actually tell whether you watched the sponsor bit in Youtube videos? I've always skipped over them because I didn't think it matters.

Yes, YT tracks playtime on videos, at least in aggregate. Sponsors care about that especially.

300 Pitch Meeting

Too bad it's not the 300th Pitch Meeting. Ryan really missed an opportunity there.

Nah, the 300th Pitch Meeting will be about the entire medium of movies in general.

Edited by mlee117379 on Mar 14th 2021 at 5:32:45 AM

Given how they do the thumbnails, I'm surprised they haven't done Alita: Battle Angel.