"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
"...What's this about grass?"
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
Y'know, when someone's messing with your reeds in the- oh right, Ahxenite proverb.
-he takes out a small tablet- Where's that list of slang...
Ah ruffle my feathers.
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
"...I see."
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
But yeah.
I stand by my previous statement regardless of my mood.
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
"...Th-thank you."
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
Nooo problem!
How've you been anyway?
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
“I’ve...been fine. It’s been some time since I’ve seen you...I was going to ask...about a date.”
Nest
“So...punched Jack in the face.”
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
Yeah, I've been here and there...
A date would be great, though.
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whatever he can
Nest — Spider-Man
"Noooo, I just yanked the submachinegun out of his hands and then he just sort of —"
He raises his hand straight, then lowers it quickly such that his palm faces the floor as he makes a raspberry noise. "So it's really gravity that hurt him when you think about it."
dead devotion
In Perpetual Finality
The Nest
...I am Spider-Man. He is Spider-Man also. A pleasure, Lilith.
(Nods along, wincing under the mask as Peter describes what occurred. Poor kid...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
“Fantastic. There is a movie coming out soon. We’re going to go see it.”
Nest
“...Nice. I like your style, killer.”
-She offers a low-five as she crosses to her array of monitors-
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
Sounds good to me!
I was going to offer a limited time offer to punch me in the face repeatedly, but a movie sounds way better.
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
“We’re dating. Some laws on my planet give me the right to do that as a matter of tradition.”
whatever he can
Nest — Spider-Man
Peter looks at her hand for a split-second, then low-fives it in such a way where she can't truly tell if it was a low-five or some kind of anxious hand pat. "Kinda the opposite of killer, really."
dead devotion
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Nest
“Relax, kid, it’s a nickname. You probably have questions, huh? The explosion, the bandits...not a good look for me so far, is it?”
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
Well, good thing I can take a punch then.
-he smirks a little bit-
Though maybe don't do it in front of a crowd. They might get the wrong idea.
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Maid Cafe
“...Humans are odd.”
MAYONNAISE
Maid Cafe
They are, which is why I like 'em.
Well, that and they're one of the few species that hasn't read the reviews by the rest of the galactic community.
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Maid Cafe
-A tall, pirate-y figure BURSTS through the doors to the cafe excitedly-
-Why it's ROGER, with his big ol' smile on his mustachioid face-
HEY! You guys serve grub here?? I'm famished!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Nexus News (Not For Interaction)
-Oh hey, news headline-
Hyperion CEO Seen Dining With Reporter, Mayoral Candidate
Nest
“How is that NEWS?”
Nexus News
“Handsome Jack, CEO of the Hyperion corporation, was seen last night dining with television reporter, Kora Cosmos. Hyperion has been in the public eye recently for their controversial sales practices, investments in city infrastructure and an alleged assassination attempt on Handsome Jack’s life. Last month, Ms. Cosmos conducted an interview with Handsome Jack to address a video that depicts him shooting a man, seemingly in self-defense. Ms. Cosmos announced her candidacy for mayor several months ago. Her publicist, a Miss Jane Doe, could not be reached for comment. The dinner raises potential questions about Hyperion’s influence in politics, and Ms. Cosmos’s objectivity as a journalist.”
Nest
“...I’ve got a bad feeling about that woman. She’s not a Siren, but she’s...something.”
Akuma Shogun
Marcia's Potion Shop
(Casey's working the cashier.)
(Marcia's watching the news.)
I d-don't trust that man.
Why, Marcia?
J-just, um, a gut feeling, Casey... Something a-about him rubs me the wrong way.
In Perpetual Finality
Nest
...She has certainly got her hand in the pie, if nothing else.
(He's probs frowning beneath his mask.)
Marcia's Potion Shop
(oh god Marcia... there's... HOBOES OUTSIDE)
(A tall one and a little short fat one, oh god they're LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOW AT THE TV)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Nest
"...Nobody followed you two, right?"
-Whisper pops up from behind Otto-
"You...have a dog."
Akuma Shogun
Marcia's Potion Shop
(Casey notices the hoboes and taps Marcia's shoulder.)
(exits) W-who are you, um, two?
Morph Moth's Shop
(Morph Moth's hauling in some scrap for her shop)
Maid Cafe
Youuu heard me.
Besides, I need to shuffle some grass when my grass is shuffled.
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