Avengers Endgame spoiler thread

It's curious that this might be the means of leak considering Marvel went out of their way to make misleading toys and tie-in books for Iron Man 3 to disguise the twist.

Edited by Tuckerscreator on Apr 9th 2019 at 7:21:26 AM

I mean we're totally getting an Infinity Punch Parry so I'd like to think it's actually right-handed.

Infinity Punch Parry.

The idea is so fucking awesome I think it gave me a nosebleed.

Also, I really love the idea of Antman crawling up Thanos and expanding to kill him. For so many reasons it would never actually happen, but I want at least somebody to suggest it to Antman, only for him to reject it in horror/disgust.

Okay... I debated whether or not to post about the four minute footage that just leaked... but screw it. It's going to end up here eventually.

Massive, end of the film spoilers up here. Seriously. Don't click if you don't want to know.

No seriously. Last chance.

• Korg and Miek live. It looks like Thor has been living with them and he's out of shape. Looks like post-time skip.

• Professor Hulk. He talks with a weird fusion of Banner's and Hulk's voices.

• Hulk is the one who uses the Stark Gauntlet.

• They go to New York and Modern Steve and 2012 Steve fight for a bit.

• CAP USES MJOLNIR AND KICKS THE CRAP OUT OF THANOS!

• Sam announces the Snapped's arrival with an "On your left" and people will cry.

• The Snapped come through a giant portal. T'Challa, Shuri, and Okoye (I don't know how she got there) are first.

• Everyone teams up against Thanos and his army with an "Avengers Assemble!" Finally.

• Valkyrie rides a Pegasus like a boss.

• Tony and Peter hug.

• Carol gets short hair and blows up Thanos' ship. She looks great with short hair, plus she interacts with Peter for a bit.

Edited by LordVatek on Apr 15th 2019 at 10:39:58 AM

That brings a smile to my face. I will enjoy this movie whenever I get to see it, and knowing what happens is something I personally like, so this won't ruin the movie for me.

However, I know this is not the case for everybody, but, then again, spoiler thread 11 days before the premiere.

Does that mean "My rematch is coming real soon, I can feel it!" is actually going to happen?

Okay, for a while I was thinking I might skip this in theaters, since it was feeling more like an obligation to me than a fun time. But holy fuck, Cap using Mjolnir to beat the shit out of Thanos is everything I've ever wanted.

Because I have zero self-control, I looked for spoilers the second I saw there had been leaks and I wasn't disappointed. That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

I had just enough self-control to go "okay, I'll look at one of the replies to see if it's bad or anything," saw "Cap uses Mjol-" and IMMEDIATE tabbed out in equal parts joy and "why would I do this to myself." I am now bowing out of all potential spoilers until I see it on the 27th.

Spoilers are like an addiction to me. Once I see them I can't get enough of them.

A few extra things I noticed after rewatching:

• Cap's shield is broken in half for the final battle.

• You know that scene in Avengers when Mjolnir hit Cap's shield and it created a shockwave? Yeah Steve does a smaller version of that when he's using the hammer as an attack against Thanos.

• Of all of the characters in the group shot, I noticed Pepper as Rescue but did not see Nebula, Loki, Gamora, Vision, Hawkeye, and Black Widow. That's not to say they aren't there, just not immediately visible. Carol isn't in the shot either but is still in the final battle.

• The Black Order are back.

• Tony calls Rocket "Ratchet" and I choose to believe that's a reference.

• Tony also calls out of shape Thor "Lebowski".

• There's a new bulky blue and red Iron Man-type armor flying around that doesn't look familiar. I want to say it's Rhodey but he's on the ground.

I clicked on the spoiler Unexplained Enemy mentioned and suddenly I'm extremely excited for this film. That's as much as I'm willing to see.

Edited by AlleyOop on Apr 15th 2019 at 1:28:56 PM

So how is 4chan reacting to > capeshit bullshit Disney is done Marvel sucks dick. Yupp...anyway I wonder about the ending and who dies for good.

Edited by Mizerous on Apr 16th 2019 at 8:13:56 AM

Why would you really care about 4chan reactions?

They post spoilers? Gotta take the good with the bad on that site. I know they also appear on Reddit on a certain section.

Edited by Mizerous on Apr 16th 2019 at 8:28:46 AM

And you can get the spoilers and the like, without entertaining the toxicity.

mmmmmmmmm spoilers

Infinity War has Peter say "I don't feel so good", Endgame bookends that with "this feels nice"

Poetry.

4Chan are actually censoring a lot of threads that post unfiltered spoilers. Jannies are confirmed access media

Edited by Zarius on Apr 16th 2019 at 5:56:10 AM

> 4Chan are actually censoring

>>4Chan

> censor

weird

4chan only censors stuff for the shock value, never for any legitimate reason.

Sex

Now that I have your attention Watch Endgame

Wait sex what?

in a box

Just some Simpsons humour.

Thanos is back. In Pog Form

Edited by Zarius on Apr 16th 2019 at 10:16:48 AM

Thanoscopter or burst.