Hey! You can't tell me what to do!
930. Bob is not allowed to ask me about Kirby lore. Trust me on this one.
Edited by BackSet1 on May 21st 2022 at 11:21:21 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."930.1. Or the OMORI lore.
I just did.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.931. Bob is not allowed to wander the garden at night
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind932: Bob may not apply superglue to my chair. Ruined a good pair of pants, that...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!933. Bob is not allowed to do the items on this list on a different website and link it back here.
Its Crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in the snide934: Bob may not talk to the Data Vampires. We have enough monsters running around.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!935. Bob will not throw a party and call it an "intimate get-together".
Edited by skan123 on May 22nd 2022 at 12:47:55 PM
935.1: If Bob ever throws "that kinda party," he will not be allowed to organize ANY kind of party.
935.2: Bob is prohibited from founding a political party or social movement.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!936. Bob will not bug other users with the same question over and over again.
My apologies to Valentine Meikin
Edited by skan123 on May 22nd 2022 at 2:24:36 AM
937. Bob is to read this list over again at least once a day.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."938. Bob is not allowed to "Let it go", in reference to powerful ice magic
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind938.1 Or in reference to any other kind of magic, unless he is letting the magic go in order to return it to its proper owner. Also, no magic!
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."939. Bob is not allowed to try and out pizza the Hut
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind940. Bob is not to try and eat that darn canary. Or hurt it.
941: Bob is not allowed to dress as the Noid and try to ruin Pizzas.
Edited by DingoWalley1 on May 22nd 2022 at 8:17:01 AM
942. Bob is not allowed to dress up as a clown and give kids cheeseburgers.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."943. Bob is not allowed to put on a red wig and a blue and white dress and roast people over Twitter
Edited by Archsage on May 22nd 2022 at 9:17:35 AM
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind944. Bob is not allowed to turn into animals under the pretense of fighting mind controlling aliens. We all know you're just trying to mess with the furries again.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."945. Bob is not allowed to kill Dracula, he's died enough times
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind945.1 Uh, are we sure we should be telling Bob not to kill one of the most evil vampires of all time?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."945.2: Yes
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind946. Bob is by no means allowed to beat up the elderly unless it's for the crime of "kicking butts".
947. Bob is not allowed to buy real estate in London to further his plans to become all powerful by randomly burying 50 coffins of dirt across Europe.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."948. Bob is not allowed to leave any looses threads when feeding should he become a Vampire Lord
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
929. Bob is not allowed to drink the holy water
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind