Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

46.2: Bob is banned from doing anything with Memes.

46.3: Bob may not attempt to make Memes, most of which are outright forced and stupid.

47: Bob is not allowed to have Alternate Personalities

• 47.1: Especially "Rob" considering he's the worst thief in the world.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:29:34 AM

47.2 Even though 'Slob' is very descriptive of his character he can't use that either.

edited 27th Aug '17 7:10:39 AM by ericshaofangwang

• 47.3: Nor "Mob", "Clob", "Schmob", or anything ending in "ob".

48: This number was thumped by the Stick of Oh God No Thumping.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:29:45 AM

• 48.1: Not even if you offer your first born!

69: If it's in the double digits, and the first digit is "9", Bob may not replace the second digit with "6"

• 49.1: BOB WHAT DID WE JUST TELL YOU?

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:30:04 AM

50. Bob may not mess around with the trope pantheon in case he causes yet another ZX class reality failure.

50.1: Bob is not allowed to make his own Religion to create a Pantheon for others to follow.

50.2 Nor is he allowed to become a figure in any existing pantheon.

51. Bob, a full minute's silence when you describe your actions means "Oh god what have you done?" and not "Please continue".

51.1:And "Oh god what have you done" is not an invitation to explain again, nor is it actually asking God what He has done.

edited 1st Sep '17 9:39:52 AM by ZeroL

52: Bob is refrained from interacting with the Death Note, at All. We don't want to lose ANOTHER president.

53. Bob is not allowed to inseminate fellow tropers via ham sandwich.

53.1 He is not allowed to inseminate anyone via any means, PERIOD.

edited 4th Sep '17 4:46:28 AM by ericshaofangwang

54. Bob is no longer allowed to gargle alcohol, iced coffee and a matchstick all at once in an attempt to roleplay as a fire breathing dragon. We have already enough complaints and arson filings Bob, there are only so many we can be reported for before you get us sent to prison.

edited 11th Sep '17 7:10:43 AM by ericshaofangwang

• 54.1: nor gasoline in substitute for alcohol.

• 54.2: Any and all flammable substances must be kept away from Bob.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:30:24 AM

55. Bob may not be allowed to prove that Cthulhu and R'lyeh scientifically exists. There are enough eldritch abominations walking around of Bob's creation as is.

55.1 Nor is he allowed to create the two either.

55.2 Bob is hereby banned from creating any mythological and/or fictional figures

edited 13th Sep '17 10:57:46 PM by ericshaofangwang

5 : Bob is not allowed to steal numbers.

• 56.1: N r is he all wed t steal letters.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:30:34 AM

562 Nor is he allowed to steal punctuation's or symbols either

56.3: Bob isn't allowed to steal anything, period.

57: Bob is not allowed to do anything Eric Cartman did.

• 57.1: or WILL do.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:31:01 AM

57.2: Bob must still breathe.

58: Bob is not allowed to make fake edits to his posts, ever.

• 58.1: Bob is not allowed to make edits to his post.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:31:13 AM

59: Bob is not allowed to Necro threads.

59.1: Bob is not allowed to use actual Necromancy.

59.2: Bob is not allowed to play Dungeons and Dragons, he gets into it.

59.3: The only game Bob is allowed to play is a single small ball.

59.4: Bob's ball privileges have been revoked.

60. Bob is not allowed to probe the minds of every avatar by inquiry, telepathy, hacking or in any form or shape.

61: Bob cannot post actual pictures of garbage in the Trash Heap.