"Aren't you worried about Insane? Wait, let me guess, you've got some zany scheme planned out."
Where am I? What's going on?
"So, uh, what about those burgers? Because if we stick around here long enough, I might seriously consider eating Taco."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Cats eat rats. Mice are like, miniature rats. Wait. I may not have thought this through."
Huzzah
"What if we get tacos?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Sure, I could eat a burger. Denny's away!"
Huzzah
"Yeah, you're probably right. Who's on First? isn't as funny when someone might accidentally be eaten."
"Do we just need a moral?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Brush your teeth."
Huzzah
see you, space cowboy.
S2E7: The Fellow from Outer Space Who Was Just No Good At All
edited 10th Aug '17 9:57:01 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco climbs out of a jar of Catnip. "Well, that's the last time I try catnip. I hated how it tasted, and now the stuff's smell and taste is all over me." He sighs. "Life is hard."
Huzzah
Tropes comes in.
"Guys, I got the burgers! Do Xathians and mice eat burgers?"
see you, space cowboy.
Bev runs into the room. "GUYS! BIG NEWS! MY-"
She looks over to Taco...
"Why are you a mouse?"
Long live the New Bev.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"It's not a skunk."
Huzzah
"That's probably the best explanation we'll ever get. Anyway, what's the news, Bev?"
see you, space cowboy.
She shakes her head in confusion.
"Uh, my cousin is coming today! You'll get to see what an uncloaked Xathian looks like!"
Long live the New Bev.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Why don't you uncloak?"
Huzzah
"Wow. So you're not uncloaked? I never would have guessed."
see you, space cowboy.
"Oh, I'm uncloaked. We look like humans, actually... I meant what an uncloaked male Xathian looks like. Way different than us!"
Long live the New Bev.
"In what way?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Wow. Mork and Mindy levels of lore improvisation, there, Bev, cough cough, I mean, wow, males look different?"
Huzzah
see you, space cowboy.
"Okay so you know the human male? Xathian males-"
She's interrupted by a ring at the door. "I think that's him!"
Long live the New Bev.
"Everyone, act natural!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco sits on the couch, manspread, or really, mousespread.
Huzzah
Tropes waters the landlord plant and dumps the fan mail out the back window.
Taco sighs. "Thank god! I was worried I was a rat."
Noticing Tropes' mirror, he comments, "Man, they did a good job. I'm slender now too! I'm just a little white cutie, aren't I?"
Huzzah